u/Big_Olive5922

I’m getting my hair done.. I need conversation while I process or I’m gonna go insane.. talk to me!!

I have a question because I’m fundamentally incapable of minding my own business.
How many people in your vanilla life know about your findom life?
If they know, what was their reaction? Did they have 47 questions? Did they immediately ask if you’ve “actually made money from it?” (bonus points if they asked if it’s legal.)
If they don’t know… why? Is it just easier to keep those worlds separate, or would it cause absolute chaos?
Meanwhile I’m over here incapable of having lore that’s secret.
Everyone knows. Friends. Family ish ( my more conservative family thinks I just make money on TikTok.. which isn’t entirely false) . Coworkers. My boss. At one point I was telling my boss about something a sub did and she said if he sent me $300 i could go home and she’d finish my shift.. He did ♡ I went home and played DBD :P
I don’t really have a filter. If someone asks what I do in my free time, there’s about a 50% chance I’m going to accidentally explain financial domination over appetizers. I think it’s fun, it’s a hobby/kink I enjoy, and I’ve never really felt the need to pretend it’s something else.
Plus, if I’m going to spend years collecting the weirdest stories imaginable, somebody besides Reddit has to hear them.
So… who’s living a double life, and who’s out here treating findom like it’s just another personality trait?

“Most likely to disappear after payday.”
“Most likely to write a 14-paragraph manifesto.”
“Most likely to accidentally start subreddit drama.”
What would be some other good ones..? AND I wanna see some nominations!! It’ll help me catch up lmao

I have returned from getting milk.

Unlike our fathers, I came back.

So… how’s everybody doing?

Are the popular kids still the popular kids, or have there been any major social hierarchy changes while I was gone? I need the lore. I expect charts. Maybe a PowerPoint.

Also, is my roommate making sure y’all are well fed and keeping the lights on? Last I heard there was some sort of war… something about surf and turf? I don’t know. I only get my weekly “Here’s What You Missed on Reddit” briefing from her.

I did actually miss you guys, though. 😭

RIP to two of my favorite subreddits while I was out getting milk. Gone but never forgotten.

Life update since my extended dairy run:

- Went on a few girls’ trips.
- I built my house in Paralives.. it only took 14 hours but it’s stunning!!
- I’m officially ONE assignment away from my bachelor’s degree. (Please clap.)
- I finally finished The Amazing Digital Circus and I’m mad about it.
- Hit Iridescent I in DBD. Yes, this is a flex. No, I will not be taking questions.
- Apparently I’m supposed to ask… what the hell is a Gemini? Someone told me to ask the subreddit. I’m a Virgo if that somehow changes the answer.

Anyway… fill me in. Who’s beefing with who? Who got banned? Who became subreddit royalty? Did I miss any legendary lore drops? Link me to the required summer reading material I may have missed.. Is everyone behaving?

(Actually… don’t answer that last one. I already know the answer.)

I wanna yap about something anything I’m not used to having a free Friday night and just opened a bottle of wine and am feeling particularly chatty tonight x so what’s on ur mind?