
u/ConsentMaster

M22 Anyone interested in some chubby ugly bastard dick?
reddit.com22 [M4F] #Alberta extremely nerdy guy who just needs a that special someone
Before anything else, I just want to clarify this a copy and paste of post on my profile. I am just lazy, and this has all the basic info one would need about me. This doesn't mean that this post is low effort, though. I put my heart and soul into this still and would appreciate if it was viewed as such.
So before I say anything else, I just want to be completely transparent about everything that may be a potential turn off:
I am currently unemployed and looking for work
I am currently living with my parents
I am currently have a hard time motivating myself to do anything, among other minor mental health issues
To be clear, I don't have the intention of using this as some sort of "fix me" bait or anything of the sort. I am just making sure that everything is out in the open so that nobody is surprised.
With that out of the way, here is a little about me:
Build: Slightly chubby, \\\~6'0, wide shoulders
Personality: generally very quiet, prefer smaller crowds of people or to be outright alone, however when with the right people I can be sociable and loud, extremely caring
Hobbies: Video games, board games, card games, anime, learning about stuff I am interested in, doing new stuff, cooking
Things I am currently doing: finding and playing wii games, playing pokemon platinum, playing fire emblem, looking for a job, playing pokemon showdown with unorthodox team
Things I would love doing: cuddling, hanging out together, just being around someone I love in silence, learning new stuff together. A big fantasy I have is just lying down on my partner's lap or vice versa and just sitting there enjoying eachothers company
Preferred traits in my ideal partner:
ages 18-26 (negotiable for the right person)
Being a caring and kind person (extremely hard to do! Almost impossible one might say)
Please don't hesitate to DM me about this if this seems like it might interest you
(M22) Enough said, this is all I want in a woman, someone who enjoys just laying together in silence
Let me know what you have to say about me
So before I say anything else, I just want to be completely transparent about everything that may be a potential turn off:
I am currently unemployed and looking for work
I am currently have a hard time motivating myself to do anything, among other minor mental health issues
To be clear, I don't have the intention of using this as some sort of "fix me" bait or anything of the sort. I am just making sure that everything is out in the open so that nobody is surprised.
With that out of the way, here is a little about me and some of my preferred traits in a partner.
Build: Slightly chubby, \~6'0, wide shoulders
Personality: generally very quiet, prefer smaller crowds of people or to be outright alone, however when with the right people I can be sociable and loud, extremely caring
Hobbies: Video games, board games, card games, anime, learning about stuff I am interested in, doing new stuff, cooking
Things I would love doing: cuddling, hanging out together, just being around someone I love in silence, learning new stuff together. A big fantasy I have is just lying down on my partner's lap or vice versa and just sitting there enjoying eachothers company
Sexual desires: not super important, I can definitely have high libido at times, but overall, sexual compatibility isn't at the top of my list. Read my "about me" on my profile if you want to see my kinks and the like
Preferred traits in my ideal partner:
ages 18-26 (negotiable for the right person)
Being a caring and kind person (extremely hard to do! Almost impossible one might say)
Please don't hesitate to DM me about this if this seems like it might interest you
About me:
First and foremost, if you're only here for a quick in and out dm session leave now, I will only deal with those who want to build that genuine connection and trust with eachother over the course of several sessions. Despite my age suggesting otherwise, I am mature and actually care about the person on the other side of the screen. I understand a statement like that can be dubious, to which I say I don't blame you for thinking that, but I promise if you just send that DM to me, you will be surprised. That is a guarantee or your money back (you don't actually pay me. I just wanted to say that)
Anyway, with all that fluff out of the way, I just want to mention some of things things that will help out greatly when sending me a message:
What do you hope to feel out of this?
What are your goals?
How long do you want to do this for?
Kinks and limits obviously
What do you want me to do to make you more comfortable and relaxed?
Those can be good ice breakers, at least. Feel free to share whatever you feel comfortable telling me.
Body type: Slightly chubby, broad, 6'
favorite kinks: CNC, freeuse, rape play, boobjob, being in control of aspects of the sub, hypnosis, mind break
Side note, my favourite kinks aren't hard limits on what I am willing to do for you. These are just kinks I personally enjoy.
limits: messy stuff such as food play and such, scat is a hard no, piss is 99% of the time a no; but under the right circumstances will be okay with me
Warm regards,
ConsentMaster
All I want to do is spread a little cheer and whimsy around to those in need