u/DM_ME_YOUR_SOCK_PICS

Hey there! I'm a 30 year old married Irish guy in IL. We have kids, a decent marriage, a good life. If you're here for negativity and talking down on your spouse, I'm not that guy.

What I do offer is an accent, a well rounded life with hobbies other than hunting, fishing, drinking (though, nothing wrong with those), a fulfilling career, and a good sense of humor. I'm mainly looking for a woman in a similar circumstance, a decent life but lacking a little spark and looking to fill it. Or at least explore what is out there.

I can hold a conversation, love a bit of banter back and forth, and would love to chat and get to know someone!

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.

They say the Irish have a way with words, and I'd like to think that's true. Trouble is that every time I try to "network," I end up telling a story about my uncle's goat, offering unsolicited opinions on the correct way to make tea, and somehow ending the conversation with both of us more confused than when we started. Building connections shouldn't be this hard, but here I am, treating every chat and interaction like it's last call at a pub in Galway.

So if you're the type who appreciates someone who's equal parts ambitious and accidentally charming, let's skip the awkward small talk phase and get straight to the good stuff. Drop me a message — worst case, you get a decent laugh. Best case, we actually build something brilliant together.

At the very worst I promise exceptional response time and exceeds all your preconceived expectations.