u/Icy_Mission9465

Hiya! First of all I’m not Scottish so if you are looking for that accent I’ll disappoint you with an American one 🤭

I’m looking for someone semi local that could meet up. If you could travel or have the ability to travel ideal! I’m curvy, nerdy in so many different things, love sports and yelling at the game while having a beer, going out and exploring history or staying in and cuddling. I’m fluent and sarcasm and sass with a bit of anxiety and overthinking in there 🤭

I have plenty of time and effort to give and I’m really looking for something deep and meaningful. Leave the sexual talk out of the DMs until we get to know each others

About you: I have a thing for taller guys but not necessary. I want someone with good chat and banter and can volley back and forth with me. Who makes me laughs and genuinely puts in the effort to get to know me and make this something special and different. Let me steal your heart ❤️

If you fancy a chat send me your ASL and three emojis that would describe you or your top three used! Xx

Looking for someone that I can talk for hours with, laugh with and still find so attractive I want to rip their clothes off. Someone that is looking for something real and fun and find that spark and zest for life again!

I’m sarcastic and fun and curvy and nerdy I love to go camping and hiking and just love to laugh and have a drink and listen to music.

If this interests you send me your ASL and a couple things about yourself! “Hey” won’t do it lol

Okay here we go!

I am married unhappily. Staying involved since we have children but him and I have no emotional or physical connection (roommate stage)

I am looking to truly get to know someone. I want to date and spend time together. Sneak messages and video calls voice notes and meet ups! I have time and effort to put into this.

Please be open to catching feelings as that’s where I want this to lead. The physical stuff will come if we connect.

I don’t mind if you are single or taken as I’m not opposed to leaving my marriage eventually if that were to happen age wise I would say 23-43. I like taller thicker guys because I’m a thick girl and don’t want to smash you.

Touch is my love language. I’m curvy, have a unique accent and I’m a sports girl that video games and listens to podcasts but want to do more wild camping and exploring! Love long drives, history, true crime.

If you are interested DM me with your top three used emojis 🎮🍷😘 and a little bit about your situation x

Please be patient as I want to give every message the effort it deserves

Okay let’s try this.

I’m married but have zero emotional or physical attachment. We are together for the kids only. I am looking to fall for someone again. I’m not looking to leave but not opposed to it….eventually.

I want someone emotionally mature and available. Someone with a good head on his shoulders bonus if you are taller. Someone who can make me laugh, touching my love language so holding hands cuddling etc. I have plenty of time to dedicate to this but I want you looking to catch feels as well eventually!

I want to get to know each other and talk and just get lost in each other and then that lead to physical meets and being together intimately!

I’m curvy, nerdy, sporty, a little sassy and brunt but love hard and keep my heart on my sleeve. I’m ready to find something special again! I’m not from Scotland originally so I have a unique-ish accent

Hopefully this catches some attention. X

Send me three emojis that represent you and your age and location (roughly)

Looking for someone:
to meet my EMOTIONAL and physical needs.
who can communicate consistently and put effort into this.
looking for meet ups and can get away or make the time.
Can make me laugh, feel special, feel sexy, feel wanted and heard and desired.

Age isn’t too insane I would say 23-45. I have a weakness for tall, tattoos and beards but not essential. I would prefer married or taken so we are in the same situation but open to someone single as I’m not sure I’ll be in my marriage forever once our kiddo is older.

I don’t have a British accent so maybe that will intrigue you. I’m curvy. I range in interests from video games, puzzles and books to sports and hiking and history and ofc true crime. I love to laugh and just enjoy and I’m hoping to find someone to spend my time with.

If you read this send me your age and location (roughly) and who your starter pokemon would be?

I’ll try to make this quick to not waste your time!

What I’m looking for: long term, deep, consistent. I want someone who truly wants to fall in love, talk for as much as we can, sneak off to message each other. Someone close would be nice (UK). I have the emotional capacity and maturity to do this deeply.

Who am I? I’m curvy and nerdy. Love sports and video games and laughing my ass off. I’m fluent in sarcasm, anxiety, sass anddddd true crime. I love history and being outside. I wear my heart on my sleeve

If you are interested and ready for my to steal you heart send me your ASL and your favorite three emojis

I’ll try to make this quick to not waste your time!

What I’m looking for: long term, deep, consistent. I want someone who truly wants to fall in love, talk for as much as we can, sneak off to message each other. Someone close would be nice (UK). I have the emotional capacity and maturity to do this deeply.

Who am I? I’m curvy and nerdy. Love sports and video games and laughing my ass off. I’m fluent in sarcasm, anxiety, sass anddddd true crime. I love history and being outside. I wear my heart on my sleeve

If you are interested and ready for my to steal you heart send me your ASL and your favorite three emojis

Let’s make this quick and simple because not sure what
I’ll find.

-Yes, I am married (we are together for our kiddo only) and it is very lonely with no emotional or physical connection.
-I’m curvy so if that’s not your type no harm no foul.
-I’m looking for someone emotionally mature; age isn’t a huge deal but probably 25-45.
-I want to connect, chat, laugh, meet for coffee and dates, make each others day better
-ideally you are married or in a LTR so we can understand the circumstances
-I love video games, history, sports, sarcasm, dark humor and long in depth convos.
-I’m NOT looking for just surface level hookups

If this seems like you are interested give me your top three used emojis 🫣😂🫪

Hiya! First off I’m 35 and I’m a mum trying to put my happiness first for once. I am looking for something long term and much deeper than just the physical aspect of things.

I am not originally from the UK so no fun UK accent (sorry!) but I live here now and I’m looking for potentially something incredible. If you can make me laugh, have emotional maturity and can handle what an affair has to offer let’s chat and see.

I’m curvy, nerdy, sporty, sarcastic and sassy but with the biggest heart on my sleeve.

If this appeals to you let’s chat! Send me your ASL & your three favorite emojis so I know you actually read this.

Cheers x

Hiya and thanks for reading! Ill be up later tonight watching football so I’ll tell you a bit about myself and what I’m looking for!

I’m new to the UK so I don’t have the token British accent but adore all of them. I am from the Northern-ish part of the island so anyone around there would be ideal because I want to meet up eventually.

I am looking for long term and serious. Not necessarily changing situations but I want to catch the feels and I want much deeper than only physical. I want someone who has the time to chat and to put in the effort.

I’m curvy and like taller broader guys but personality and making me laugh goes a long way! I am fluent in true crime, sarcasm, sports, dark humor, nerd and history!

If this sounds good please dm me ASL & who you think will win the World Cup x

Looking to go have a fun night out away from responsibilities and listen to some good music and just have a lot of fun.

I’m not from here originally and want to get out and meet new people flirty but genuine connection and fun.

Don’t come in with sexual stuff right away keep that in your pants thanks!

Special circumstances apply to me so inquire within.

I’m curvy, nerdy and just love to laugh.

Trying to keep this short and honest.
I’m a mom who’s spent a lot of time taking care of everyone else and is trying to rediscover herself. I’m looking for passion, laughter, emotional intimacy, and a connection that feels real.

A little about me: I love sports, video games, true crime, history, being near the water, dark humor, and deep conversations that can go from ridiculous to philosophical. I’m curvy, affectionate, honest to a fault, and I can be an anxious overthinker who occasionally needs reassurance—but you’ll never have to guess where you stand with me.

What I’m looking for: someone who wants something genuine and long-term, isn’t terrified of catching feelings, communicates well, and has the time and energy to invest in building something meaningful. I tend to like taller, broader men, but chemistry and personality matter far more than a checklist.

A few things:
• Emotional connection first—please don’t lead with “What are you wearing?”
• UK preferred because I’d love the possibility of meeting someday, but I’m open if the connection is right.
• I like swapping pictures fairly early to make sure the attraction is mutual.
• I’m not originally from the UK, so sadly I can’t offer a British accent. 😅

If any of this resonates with you, send me a message and tell me your most controversial opinion or the weirdest fact you know so I know you actually read this.

Hey there!

First off I would prefer UK because i want to be able meet eventually!

Curvy, nerdy-in-spots and outdoorsy-in-others currently rocking the “quiet fun” vibe but turning into the life of the party once I’m comfy.

Picture this: me at the football match, face painted like a proper maniac, yelling my heart out cracking daft jokes between goals! Then we head home and I’ll destroy you at Mario Kart (no mercy, but I’ll laugh with you the whole time).

I’m a bit anxious and honest about not having enough hobbies anymore after being a mom so I’m properly excited to build some new ones with the right person, whether that’s nerdy deep dives, outdoor adventures, or whatever clicks.

I live for real conversations about hot topics that actually matter, the kind that go late into the night and leave us both thinking.

Looking for someone strong, steady, and emotionally available — ready to communicate properly, show up consistently, and never ghost.

If you’re up for something meaningful, a proper affair with real connection, and all the cute-flirty-fun that comes with it… drop me a message. Let’s see what we can build.

Send me your ASL and maybe a fun fact about you!

Can’t wait to hear from you!

I’m going to be as clear as I can because when I post people don’t seem to read lol

I’m married (keep your judgement to yourself) I am in this for my kiddos but I can’t be emotionally and physically shut off anymore.

I’m looking for something emotionally deep, to fall in love again, to talk for hours over text, to sneak away and see each other for coffees or an overnight.

Please leave the horny nsfw out of my DMs lol that comes with time

I want someone with a brain between their ears, deeper than surface level, that charm that’s undeniable and the communication and passion to match.

If this sounds like you dm me! :)

Hey there!

First off I’m American living here on the island! So hopefully you don’t mind an accent!

Second, I am married. I understand looking for an affair isn’t the most palatable but we are together for our kids only and it’s a roommate situation at best.

I’m hoping to find someone maybe in the same situation as me. Looking to find that spark and excitement in love again. Where we sneak texts and voice notes or video calls or meet ups. Hours of convo and just feel those butterflies again.

I’m curvy, a lot nerdy and a lot sporty. I can sit and video game or go out to a football match and yell for my team. I love good nights in with a book and a movie or nights out listening to live music.

If this intrigues you send me your ASL and maybe a cute fact about yourself?