u/Longjumping_Cold_239

"Pictish" to English translation:

Hah look at you, soft Roman cunt!

All shiny and proper in your fancy cooking pot suit, while I'm bare-assed, alone, and you still surrender without a fight?

Dishonorable weakling. Not even worth taking your head...

Always wanted a slave though...

You're mine now, you hear me? I claimed you! Fair and square. Get on your knees you Roman shit! Kiss my Pictish feet you wretch! Good Slave~

You can carry my shield and spear on the march.

Keep the furs warm for me while I'm out raiding and pillaging

When I come back, ass crack dripping sweat from the heat of war, you can start licking up the mud and dirt from my toes you Roman dog!

Then you can start on my stinking ass, Ha! They say you city men hate a woman's natural smells? lol

It would only be for a *second* Look how cold she is out there in the burning hellscape of the warp... Maybe just half flip the switch and then see which way the Emperor wills it to flip....

I wrote this while hungry, sorry for the food analogies.

She can't keep getting away with it

Praise the Great Horny Rat

I couldn't decide which skin tone and hair/font color I liked better while editing so I didn't decide.

Characters by Supercool1196