I've been in the kitchen! LOTS of cleaning and a little cooking with Hello Fresh.

I've been in the kitchen! LOTS of cleaning and a little cooking with Hello Fresh.

The pasta was soooo good! It was actually super easy to make and it made 3 servings. I added more cherry tomatoes to the 3rd serving I had.

The Beyond Meat patties smelled weird when I was mixing them into meatballs, I actually checked the date to make sure they were still good. A bit salty but edible.

u/MilfyMistressM — 4 hours ago

Please help me learn how to make an offering to Bastet and asking for her protection. I've never done this before and could use some advice.

I'm wanting to ask her to protect my cat and other pets in my neighbourhood after receiving some threats and noticing what looked like moth balls in areas our pets like to sniff around. Obviously our pets will no longer be allowed outside of course, but I want another layer of protection for them.

I know I can make an offering of something sweet like bread, honey, wine, milk or even chocolate. Do I place this on my altar when I call to her? What do I do with the offering after? Eat it? Throw it away? When do I do that? Should I light a candle in a sent or colour she likes? I learned that red and gold are good for protection.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 6 days ago

I'm not your mother, but you will obey me. Have you cleaned your room to MY standards? Want to go out on Friday? Ask first.

If you need some discipline, someone to help you improve your life and learn some life skills then you need me in your life. Just don't be a whiny, needy little bitch.

You MUST be able age verify correctly. Read my bio, see if we have kinks that match up. I'm open to hearing what kinks you enjoy and would like to try, I may decide to let you explore those with me.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 7 days ago

Do your children ever yell at you for no good reason? (Non-human children) My daughter (7 year old cat) yelled at me twice yesterday when I went into MY bedroom.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 8 days ago

Are you new here? Are you a new Domme? I put together a little guide just for you and the or the low low price of just $9.99 per month for the next 3 months it can be use if you act in the next 24 hours.

I'm just kidding. It's my gift to you. If you'd like a copy please DM me and include your email address so I can send it to you.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 11 days ago

Look what I got! I treated myself to some Old Navy today.

There was a sale and I also had super cash to use giving me an even better deal! Now I just hope they fit the way I want them to. I really dislike wearing actual clothes and much prefer my comfy pj's, but the society says I should wear real clothes when I leave my house. I pretty much bought these to wear while I travel, especially on the train in summer 2027 since I'll be on that for 5 days.

u/MilfyMistressM — 12 days ago

Hello Fresh anyone?

Since I really want to get back into cooking, eat healthier and add different meals to my boring line up I decided to reactivate my Hello Fresh today. These 3 meals should arrive on Wednesday. I also got a free item and chose a couple of oatmeal cups.

u/MilfyMistressM — 12 days ago

Here's my Friday morning vent: First of all, I'm tired. I got less than 3 hours of sleep.

I woke to a text saying my phone bill hasn't been paid, OK fine I can pay that now. It should have been paid though since it's set up to be paid automatically each month. I try and log in, it asks for a code, takes over 2 minutes for the code to be sent, I scroll out of log in page to check for the code, have to log in again and then forget the code b/c I have dyscalculia.

Then someone is knocking at my door. It's my groceries being delivered. Why don't they ring my doorbell? I'm hard of hearing and have 2 sets of stairs between myself and the front door. I think it's a polite thing where I live that we don't ring door bells. I need to put a note on my account saying they need to ring my doorbell.

It turns out that my phone bill had in fact been paid, they made a mistake by sending me that text saying it had not.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 14 days ago

It's true!

I'm even more fabulous at 50! I require proper age verification and prefer my subs to over the age of 25. I don't do nudity, most subs do not deserve to see my beautiful curves and I rarely show my face, if I do you have to truly work for that gift.

I have no need for a whiny little sub that needs my daily attention, you will have my attention when I choose to make time for you. While waiting for me you will complete tasks for me, stay chaste (cage or not, your choice) and focus on work.

I value open, honest communication and loyalty. You must be able to hold a decent conversation with me, make me laugh and never, ever cause me stress.

Read my bio, if you believe you're the right sub for me message me. We'll have a quick chat about our expectations and boundaries.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 17 days ago

Yes, my manicure is very pretty. It's also annoying me now.

It's been just under 2 weeks since I got it done and my nails have grown a little since then. It's a gel polish, she said it wouldn't chip as much as regular polish. Well the edges by my cuticles, the polish feels "sharp" and edgy as if I could easily peel it off. Not sure what I can have done differently next time.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 23 days ago

My new coffee mug!

I never buy pretty cups but when I saw this I knew I had to have it. First of all, the colour! My fave! It's the perfect cup for my summer 2027 vacation where I'll be on the train again and want to use a reusable cup rather than wasting paper cups and lids.

u/MilfyMistressM — 25 days ago

Period Poverty

A little vent. My friend messaged me last night saying that an older woman who assumed her period days were long gone posted in a local freebies group "Surprise, my period is not gone and I need supplies". This woman is older and on disability and those disability checks just went out. Apparently people were being so mean and rude asking her why she didn't have any money left for products! I am going to assume that this woman paid her rent, bills, got groceries and doesn't have much left. My friend fought the urge to tell these bitches to fuck off and asked for the woman's address instead, she has supplies to gift to her.

These dumb bitches probably have no idea what it's like to have to choose between one necessity and another. Maybe they have never had to use a wad of toilet paper or resort to stealing supplies. As a teenager my foster sisters and I had to steal supplies as one of our foster mothers refused to provide these items for us.

In the past I asked for donations of supplies, put little care packages together and gave them to someone to hand out in a homeless community. I gave a friend some extras, I've also given the friend who alerted me of this post some panty liners I wouldn't be using anymore and some reusable cloth pads to her teen daughter.

I now use reusable cloth pads and the occasional tampon, especially when I travel. I have directed subs to purchase reusable cloth pads from a Canadian company that will donate the pads to an agency that helps women that need them. I have also asked them to purchase some while grocery shopping to donate.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 25 days ago

Good morning!!! A bowl of fruit with a sweet dip for breakfast this morning with my coffee of course. My neighbor gifted me some fresh basil and green onions. A couple of questions, do I eat the flowery part of the basil? What do I do with that part?

Can I cut the green part of the onions and plant the bottoms with the roots? Look at that vegetarian chilli!!!

u/MilfyMistressM — 1 month ago

I got my very first pedicure yesterday. I haven't gotten one before b/c I don't like people touching my toes and I was a bit nervous. I enjoyed it though and look forward to my next pedi.

The seat had a massage feature so that was a bonus. I really enjoyed the leg/foot scrub and hot towel treatment. My toes are a nice bright purple in regular polish and my fingers are a lavender in gel.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 1 month ago

I used to cook quite a bit. I made some delicious foods and got creative. I miss that.

My goal is to get back in my kitchen and start cooking again and stocking the freezer. I need to buy more containers b/c for some reason they keep going missing. I like the following meals for my freezer.

-mushroom Stroganoff (sauteed onions, vegan ground beef, mushrooms) over egg noodles

-shepherds pie (sauteed onions, vegan ground beef, cream style corn, peas, carrots, vegan gravy, mashed potatoes/turnips (butter on top)

-vegetarian chili (I have two versions, one with black beans and corn and taco seasoning)

I've also made a nice Borscht before and an Indian dish that I liked. I'm been begging my friend to come help show me how to make burritos that freeze well and some protein balls.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 1 month ago

I miss that true D/s dynamic I had with my very first subs. You know those "Good morning Mistress" messages and the regular coffee sends b/c he knows how much I need my coffee.

The chats we have where I can vent to him about this and that, watching a tv show together and then discussing it, the little challenges I come up with and just the fact that there is someone out there that truly enjoys making me happy.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 2 months ago

Do you ever hire a house cleaner? I do once in a while as a little treat for myself. I'm just waiting for a response from a few house cleaners I messaged and hope to have someone come in and clean for me within the week. I will focus on the doom boxes in the corner of my living room.

I am determined to empty at least one box and drop off donations this month. I also need to go through my books and bags, take photos and list them on FB for sale.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 2 months ago

So I basically paid over $2000 just to stay in a dorm room for a week and be sick! 🤢 We are in Toronto for 6 days and all we have seen so far is whatever we passed in the taxi on the way here and the Circle K.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 2 months ago

Tell me what else my spoiled daughter needs while I'm on vacation.

I'm leaving in 1 1/2 more sleeps and will be gone for 3 weeks. My friends will be stopping by once a day for a cup of tea and kitty cuddles so she doesn't get lonely and to make sure she's doing OK. She loves my friends husband b/c he has dementia and forgets that he's already given her the daily treat I set aside, so she usually gets 2-3 tubies. lol

She has a box of Temptations at the front door because she will dart out the door when my friends stop by, but will always come for treats.

I have 3 small bowls on a raised shelf filled with 2 scoops of dry food each. She's a grazer and never overeats. She's got extra food for topping up the bowls as needed.

Her water fountain is set up in the living room, it holds 10 cups of water and I'm going to top it up with ice from my ice machine the morning I leave. I'm also leaving 2 small stainless steel bowls of water near her food. My friend will refill these as needed.

She has 3 fresh litter boxes and a full bag of litter for refills as needed. Plus I'll leave the bathroom door open, this way she can pee in the tub rather than the carpet if she decides the litter boxes aren't clean enough for her or if she's just feeling naughty.

She has a bed in a shady corner of the living room, plus another super comfy bed that I may place near the balcony door so she can also have a sunny spot. I'll also be leaving the dining room blinds open so she can perch on top of my throne (a cheetah print chair) and look out the window or nap.

She's got her round toy with the ball inside that she loves! She's got a few pillows filled with catnip that I'll spray with more catnip and leave these in different rooms. I also have a calming spray I may spray a few areas with. She does also have 2 scratchers that she never uses because she's naughty.

Finally she has a jar full of tubies and kitty lolipops for her treats.

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u/MilfyMistressM — 3 months ago