u/PenetratingIntellect

Good morning ladies and happy Wednesday,

I hope you all are enjoying and surviving the best of what Reddit has to offer in this space. If you’re still on the prowl and nothing has quite tickled your fancy, I humbly submit my ad for your your consideration.

Yes, we are all here for generally the same thing. We all want to fulfill a void. We all want to feel that chemistry and spark. We all want to be seen. That said, the search doesn’t have to detestijg and the experience doesn’t have to be rough.

If you’re here for the fun, the connection, the joy, the smirk causing, and just seeing where it goes, without all of the drama, and ick, and cringe, I volunteer as tribute.

I am seeking a partner and aiming for that sweet spot of a close friend/best friend with benefits (points to you if you got the song referenc). Note: I’m not here to fall in love and run off into the sunset forever. Im here to be someone’s rock, share every day, never ghost, laugh with, and indulge oh so deeply. Just not run away together.

I don’t disappear. I don’t lie. I may say I can’t want or don’t want to answer, but I’ll never sell you a fiction.

So as for you, be fun. Be glass is half full. Be open to this. Be honest. Be passionate. I don’t care what about. If you love underwater basket weaving, I can love it to. I’m looking for a person in this who enjoys smiling, laughing at in appropriate things and is interested in the world.

As for me, I’ll answer any question you ask, but generally, I’m a spouse and dad and reliable as they come. I enjoy running, being outside, live music, and if we are being honest, I’ve got a sci-fi nerd streek that also isn’t completely dismissive of the paranormal.

So if you’re up for a good time that won’t leave you guessing or end without at least some measure of communication, please say hello.

And to the extent it matters, I’m told I’m not horrible to look at.

I hope you all have a grand week.

(I wrote this on my phone, so kindly forgive the typos).

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u/PenetratingIntellect — 24 days ago

Good morning ladies and happy Wednesday,

I hope you all are enjoying and surviving the best of what Reddit has to offer in this space. If you’re still on the prowl and nothing has quite tickled your fancy, I humbly submit my ad for your your consideration.

Yes, we are all here for generally the same thing. We all want to fulfill a void. We all want to feel that chemistry and spark. We all want to be seen. That said, the search doesn’t have to detestijg and the experience doesn’t have to be rough.

If you’re here for the fun, the connection, the joy, the smirk causing, and just seeing where it goes, without all of the drama, and ick, and cringe, I volunteer as tribute.

I am seeking a partner and aiming for that sweet spot of a close friend/best friend with benefits (points to you if you got the song referenc). Note: I’m not here to fall in love and run off into the sunset forever. Im here to be someone’s rock, share every day, never ghost, laugh with, and indulge oh so deeply. Just not run away together.

I don’t disappear. I don’t lie. I may say I can’t want or don’t want to answer, but I’ll never sell you a fiction.

So as for you, be fun. Be glass is half full. Be open to this. Be honest. Be passionate. I don’t care what about. If you love underwater basket weaving, I can love it to. I’m looking for a person in this who enjoys smiling, laughing at in appropriate things and is interested in the world.

As for me, I’ll answer any question you ask, but generally, I’m a spouse and dad and reliable as they come. I enjoy running, being outside, live music, and if we are being honest, I’ve got a sci-fi nerd streek that also isn’t completely dismissive of the paranormal.

So if you’re up for a good time that won’t leave you guessing or end without at least some measure of communication, please say hello.

And to the extent it matters, I’m told I’m not horrible to look at.

I hope you all have a grand week.

(I wrote this on my phone, so kindly forgive the typos).

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u/PenetratingIntellect — 24 days ago

Good morning ladies and happy Wednesday,

I hope you all are enjoying and surviving the best of what Reddit has to offer in this space. If you’re still on the prowl and nothing has quite tickled your fancy, I humbly submit my ad for your your consideration.

Yes, we are all here for generally the same thing. We all want to fulfill a void. We all want to feel that chemistry and spark. We all want to be seen. That said, the search doesn’t have to detestijg and the experience doesn’t have to be rough.

If you’re here for the fun, the connection, the joy, the smirk causing, and just seeing where it goes, without all of the drama, and ick, and cringe, I volunteer as tribute.

I am seeking a partner and aiming for that sweet spot of a close friend/best friend with benefits (points to you if you got the song referenc). Note: I’m not here to fall in love and run off into the sunset forever. Im here to be someone’s rock, share every day, never ghost, laugh with, and indulge oh so deeply. Just not run away together.

I don’t disappear. I don’t lie. I may say I can’t want or don’t want to answer, but I’ll never sell you a fiction.

So as for you, be fun. Be glass is half full. Be open to this. Be honest. Be passionate. I don’t care what about. If you love underwater basket weaving, I can love it to. I’m looking for a person in this who enjoys smiling, laughing at in appropriate things and is interested in the world.

As for me, I’ll answer any question you ask, but generally, I’m a spouse and dad and reliable as they come. I enjoy running, being outside, live music, and if we are being honest, I’ve got a sci-fi nerd streek that also isn’t completely dismissive of the paranormal.

So if you’re up for a good time that won’t leave you guessing or end without at least some measure of communication, please say hello.

And to the extent it matters, I’m told I’m not horrible to look at.

I hope you all have a grand week.

(I wrote this on my phone, so kindly forgive the typos).

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u/PenetratingIntellect — 24 days ago