u/PepeSilvia215

What kills me is that I know you're out there. You definitely exist. You're cute and smart. You're probably in charge all day and need that escape. You're generally happy and don't want to change your situation but maybe your bedroom is dead or maybe it's just too vanilla. It's one of those things you thought you could live with but now you realize life is too short.

You're probably near Philly. You probably have kids. You understand that a dynamic is about way more than just sex. You want an actual connection. You know that it's that connection that makes a dynamic great. You want to be friends too and talk about normal stuff.

The good news? I'm all of that too! I swear. I'm attractive and sane and fun and a bunch of other good stuff. My kinks? Nothing crazy. Apart from the power exchange and a love of spanking we can talk about the rest in private. My limits are the usual that you'd expect. I promise I'm not an axe murderer. In fact, I don't want to brag but I almost never murder anyone at all.

That was a hilarious joke.

If you read this far you should totally write to me. If you don't there's a chance an angel doesn't get its wings. Do you want that on your conscience?

What kills me is that I know you're out there. You definitely exist. You're cute and smart. You're probably in charge all day and need that escape. You're generally happy and don't want to change your situation but maybe your bedroom is dead or maybe it's just too vanilla. It's one of those things you thought you could live with but now you realize life is too short.

You're probably near Philly. You probably have kids. You understand that a dynamic is about way more than just sex. You want an actual connection. You know that it's that connection that makes a dynamic great. You want to be friends too and talk about normal stuff.

The good news? I'm all of that too! I swear. I'm attractive and sane and fun and a bunch of other good stuff. My kinks? Nothing crazy. Apart from the power exchange and a love of spanking we can talk about the rest in private. My limits are the usual that you'd expect. I promise I'm not an axe murderer. In fact, I don't want to brag but I almost never murder anyone at all.

That was a hilarious joke.

If you read this far you should totally write to me. If you don't there's a chance an angel doesn't get its wings. Do you want that on your conscience?

First, there's friendship and connection and all that. We're obviously attracted to each other physically. It's laid back and fun and no pressure. We want to be each others' escape, right? We like and trust each other. We laugh together. We text about anything and everything. We don't judge each other. We give each other a safe space. It's chill and light and cool. Bonnie and Clyde. Partners in crime.

There's the hot, deviant, sex part too. Gotta have that. We share wants and needs and fantasies. We never judge. We have fantastic orgasms together. You're probably occasionally kinky and the more the submissive type but it isn't a requirement. We both know life isn't porn and communication is everything. Dirty talk is fun and limits are few. It's not all about sex but it's also about sex.

There's lots and lots of kissing. I love kissing. You're not too far away and it's summer so we're not above meeting up occasionally just for a coffee or a walk or just to make out a little in secret for a few minutes. Great news there- I can definitely be trusted not to molest you in public. Of course, I can also think of ways to make a quick, public meet more interesting without taking it too far...

I like going on a hike too. Do you hike? That would be fun.

About me:

Imagine Ferris Beuller except a bit of a stoner and now middle aged, in a vanilla marriage, and feeling mischievous.

About you:

Smart, fun, cute, and found this post intriguing.

It's a long shot, I know. That said, you should know that if you read this far and don't reply you're a horrible person.

First, there's friendship and connection and all that. We're obviously attracted to each other physically. It's laid back and fun and no pressure. We want to be each others' escape, right? We like and trust each other. We laugh together. We text about anything and everything. We don't judge each other. We give each other a safe space. It's chill and light and cool. Bonnie and Clyde. Partners in crime.

There's the hot, deviant, sex part too. Gotta have that. We share wants and needs and fantasies. We never judge. We have fantastic orgasms together. You're probably occasionally kinky and the more the submissive type but it isn't a requirement. We both know life isn't porn and communication is everything. Dirty talk is fun and limits are few. It's not all about sex but it's also about sex.

There's lots and lots of kissing. I love kissing. You're not too far away and it's summer so we're not above meeting up occasionally just for a coffee or a walk or just to make out a little in secret for a few minutes. Great news there- I can definitely be trusted not to molest you in public. Of course, I can also think of ways to make a quick, public meet more interesting without taking it too far...

I like going on a hike too. Do you hike? That would be fun.

About me:

Imagine Ferris Beuller except a bit of a stoner and now middle aged, in a vanilla marriage, and feeling mischievous.

About you:

Smart, fun, cute, and found this post intriguing.

It's a long shot, I know. That said, you should know that if you read this far and don't reply you're a horrible person.