It's my birthday today, but I don't have a candle holder; so I'm using my tiny dick in its cage as a candle holder.

u/Sea-Heron8638 — 8 hours ago

Ich habe heute Geburtstag, aber ich habe keinen Kerzenhalter; also benutze ich meinen winzigen Schwanz in seinem Käfig als Kerzenhalter.

u/Sea-Heron8638 — 8 hours ago
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Ich wollte meinen Schlüssel eigentlich nur für 6 Tage wegschließen, aber der Knopf klemmte; als ich es bemerkte, war es schon zu spät – jetzt bin ich für 63 Tage in denn cage eingesperrt

u/Sea-Heron8638 — 3 days ago

interesting idea

I just had an interesting idea: What if you bought a replacement lock and key from Amazon, used it to lock your cage, and then sent the key back? You could wait to see if they notice the missing lock upon return or if they simply keep the package—and then buy another replacement lock and key, hoping you get lucky and the key actually fits.

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u/Sea-Heron8638 — 4 days ago
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I made a mistake when selecting the duration for my Time-Box; instead of 6 days, I set it to 63 days, so now I'm locked in until October 23rd.

u/Sea-Heron8638 — 7 days ago