u/Secret_Siren_729

God, I’m sick of getting screwed over and lied to/led on by men here. Guys, we’re all adults, can we not act like it?

I feel like my hopes and expectations are getting lower each time. The longing to meet someone honest and decent without a facade lingers on, and I’m really tired of being mistreated or misled.

I’m a mom who stays at home and has enough whimsy to dream about a life different than this one, but less and less patience to deal with men who gaslight or ghost. I’m typically a lot of fun and very sweet and witty…but I fear too many bad experiences may be sucking these out of me.

I don’t care much about your stats, so you don’t need to include them in your intro. For those with a body shape preference, I’m curvy/midsize.

**I’m not interested in a sexting partner or any other non-typical arrangement, so please don’t ask. Yes I’m married, no I’m *notabot.

This is probably the least “fluffy” post I’ve ever made. I don’t want any more fronts or facades. Please, bare minimum (as sad as that is), just be kind and decent and don’t gaslight or ghost.

*Not interested in one off sexting or friends with benefits! If this is what you’re seeking, please go to the next candidate!*

Hi! Sweet, charming, enticing suburban (hot) mom who’s really tired of talking to men who manage to go days without talking about anything other than themselves. Guys, I shouldn’t have to pull teeth to get you to write more than 5 words or to ask me things about myself. Guess what! I’m interesting too! And I’m happy to reciprocate and learn about you if you can take an interest in me too! 😄

To get the introductory questions out of the way that I know you’re inevitably going to ask me:

What are my hobbies? Flowers, making people laugh, good music (if you like country, this ain’t the place for you), driving late at night, taking an edible, sleeping in, and spending hours on voice calls *cough cough*. And also being *notabot.

What’s my home situation? Married to a guy who gradually stopped making efforts emotionally and intimately over time, so I’m here to get those needs fulfilled.

What am I looking for? I dropped** **a contact on the ground over there, can you help me find it? But really, I’m looking for someone who starts out as a flirty friend and develops into something with full blown feelings. I’m not leaving my relationship and I don’t expect you to leave yours, but yeah, down the line I’d ideally like to have an online affair relationship.

As an fyi, I am curvy/midsize with a mom bod in case that’s not your thing, but I wear it well and I’m hot as hell. I don’t have much of a body type preference, but please, be moderately attractive. I hope you can understand what I mean. I’m also not interested in anyone over 45.

Want a challenge? Send me an intro that’s clever, witty, beguiling, and maybe even a bit dangerous.

Husband was in the front yard playing with the dogs, I was dressed in just a pink chenille bathrobe. I knocked on the window to get him to see me and as soon as we locked eyes, I dropped the robe and let him watch me play with my tits through the window. I smiled at him and put them against the glass, watching him smile at me. I got so turned on at the idea of any of our neighbors seeing me while he watched me. He comes back inside and I put a porn on the tv and silently beg him to start fucking me while we watch it together. I go down on him while he fingers me as we watch together, then switch to reverse cowgirl so he can watch himself slide in and out of me while I watch the guy on the screen slide in and out of the girl. Rode him for a bit until he got me on the ottoman on my back and absolutely pounded into me, going at the same rhythm as the people in the porn, until he gave me a screaming orgasm. He pulled out and came all over my stomach and decided he wasn’t done with me, and grabbed my wand and used it on my clit while he finger fucked me while I watched the end of the porn and by the end, I was squirting all over the cushion and the floor.

Was with my family eating at the Costco food court and the husband at the table in front of me kept looking over his shoulder 6 or 7 times to check me out. The idea that he was doing this in front of both our families and spouses was so hot. I even walked by him a couple times so he could get a view of me from behind too. It got me so wet and turned on. If by chance you end up reading this, this is the curvy redhead from Costco who was checking you out too 😉

Can anyone recommend a decently priced rabbit vibrator from Amazon that also delivers good-great results? I’ve been looking at the Tracy’s Dog ones, but if anyone has any other recs, feel free to drop them; links are appreciated. TIA!

You: Yearner, confident, honest, funny, brazen in a gentlemanly way, possessive, sweet, careful, intuitive, open minded/progressive, silver tongued, a Pleasure/Soft Dom, somewhere between slim fit and husky dad bod, have a job that’s not super demanding so you can *actually* talk during the days and evenings, between the ages of 27-42, don’t post here every day, are not only here because you’re in a “dead bedroom”/not just looking for sexting, are open to this becoming something real and emotionally involved, won’t try to convince me to like country music.

Me: MILF, feisty, sweet, witty, confident but humble, bratty when I want to be, lover girl, keeps you on your toes, happily submissive, SAHM with a lot of free time, 420 friendly, 5’7, curvy/midsize, loves voice & video calls (and at some point would like to have them), looking for someone who will treat me like more than a body to get off with, open to falling in love, not enough blind confidence to peddle an OnlyFans and also *notabot.

Do you check the above boxes? Then send me an opener that would make Heathcliff cry.