u/TheAtHomeNudist

This is a super simple and short story but a few years ago I was rooting around in my parents room to find a phone charger than I was convinced they took from me.

I went into my StepDads bedside table and saw a cage on top of some other stuff.

I’ve never blushed, shut the door and bolted out the room so quickly… the cage was really small… Yikes…

I’ve never told him about this and nor have I ever mentioned to Mom that I know they are both into some freaky stuff.

I’ve seen him changing and yes, it is small but I had no idea he was into that sort of stuff.

I went on holiday with my family a few years ago.

We got a house with a pool and they let me bring a friend, and we shared a room.

We spent the week just in bikinis in the pool and sunbathing etc

One evening as we changed for dinner my friend went to go to the main bathroom to grab something, which we didn’t have in our en suite.

She was gone just 15 seconds before I heard a cry of ‘oh fuck… sorry’

She came back blushing , revealing she’d seen him in the shower washing himself

She then confessed ‘did you know he’s got a really small dick… and it wasn’t a cold shower?’

To this day she continues to tease me about this and tells me regularly what she saw; my Dad showering washing himself with his little pee pee poking out.

Don’t watch Naked Attraction with your Mom …

A few weeks ago I was in the sofa (32) with my Mom (53) having a glass or two of wine and flicking through the channels. A normal Friday l night routine for us. Everything shower, wine, gossip etc

Don’t ask how but we ended up settling on Naked Attraction as we sat there half watching, half on our phones.

One male contestant came in with a very large penis and my Mom, without missing a beat said

‘Wow, he’s got a big dick hasn’t he? What a whopper’

Amazed by her ‘I don’t give a damn’ attitude we sat there, a little giggly, drinking wine, talking about the size of this man’s penis and the smaller penises on the show

She openly commented ‘Oh bless him’ and ‘Awww look it must be cold there’ on some of the smaller men before then complimenting the larger man again.

‘Look at it swing as he walks, he’s got a big one for a skinny, scrawny man’.

The show ended and she flicked over the channel, sipping her wine and proclaimed ‘that’s enough big cocks this evening I think’.

We’re close but dang I didn’t think we were that close for her to use such flippant and emotive language around me…

A few weeks ago I was in the sofa (32) with my Mom (53) having a glass or two of wine and flicking through the channels. A normal Friday l night routine for us. Everything shower, wine, gossip etc

Don’t ask how but we ended up settling on Naked Attraction as we sat there half watching, half on our phones.

One male contestant came in with a very large penis and my Mom, without missing a beat said

‘Wow, he’s got a big dick hasn’t he? What a whopper’

Amazed by her ‘I don’t give a damn’ attitude we sat there, a little giggly, drinking wine, talking about the size of this man’s penis and the smaller penises on the show

She openly commented ‘Oh bless him’ and ‘Awww look it must be cold there’ on some of the smaller men before then complimenting the larger man again.

‘Look at it swing as he walks, he’s got a big one for a skinny, scrawny man’.

The show ended and she flicked over the channel, sipping her wine and proclaimed ‘that’s enough big cocks this evening I think’.

We’re close but dang I didn’t think we were that close for her to use such flippant and emotive language around me…

When I lived at home, my Dad was a killer for walking around in a towel that would suddenly ‘drop’.

On no end of occasions he’d walk into my room in just a towel and it would fall off when he’d try to grab something, or he’d accidentally step on it.

Over time he stopped covering up as much and stopped apologising for having a smaller cock.

On one or two occasions he began to make jokes to me about his small size and in a bid to make me feel less weird about it, he said something like ‘It’s ok, you can joke that it’s small, I know it is’

Finding this both playful and hilarious I would then make the odd joke about his size anytime I saw it.

I must have seen it 50 times over the years and on some occasions he has literally stood there naked talking to me with it out …

Even though I don’t live at home I visited recently and his towel slipped off and I made a remark that he was just dying to show it off to me, causing him to laugh.

I find it a bit exciting to do it and I’m so. glad he’s comfy enough to embrace his body and not be upset by it

Both my friend and I, then mid 20s, are straight and we’re changing on holiday in our cramped little hotel room.

We’d booked a budget hotel that was cheap but TINY. It’s amazing to think it slept 2 people.

I knew he was hung like a donkey before the trip but up close I was shocked to see just how huge his flaccid member was.

We’re both skinny white guys so the difference was really obvious…

Anyway, we were changing one night and I laughed and said his cock was enormous and making me feel inadequate.

He laughed and said he had that effect on guys.

I playfully stood in front of him and showed him my tiny cock, laughing and saying how his head was larger than my entire cock.

Playfully he proceeded to swing his cock back and forth and in doing so he caught mine.

He swung it back and forth a few more times until my cock shrink out of nerves leaving me with just a nub poking out.

Feeling emasculated and humiliated I laughed and told him to be careful with that thing…

For the rest of the week we just casually walked around naked in the hotel room when we were back there, casually talking about his insane size and my lack of size!

Both my friend and I, then mid 20s, are straight and we’re changing on holiday in our cramped little hotel room.

We’d booked a budget hotel that was cheap but TINY. It’s amazing to think it slept 2 people.

I knew he was hung like a donkey before the trip but up close I was shocked to see just how huge his flaccid member was.

We’re both skinny white guys so the difference was really obvious…

Anyway, we were changing one night and I laughed and said his cock was enormous and making me feel inadequate.

He laughed and said he had that effect on guys.

I playfully stood in front of him and showed him my tiny cock, laughing and saying how his head was larger than my entire cock.

Playfully he proceeded to swing his cock back and forth and in doing so he caught mine.

He swung it back and forth a few more times until my cock shrink out of nerves leaving me with just a nub poking out.

Feeling emasculated and humiliated I laughed and told him to be careful with that thing…

For the rest of the week we just casually walked around naked in the hotel room when we were back there, casually talking about his insane size and my lack of size!

I’m a straight femboy/twink who probably has some sissy elements to my presentation.

I’ve recently been experimenting with shaving, panties, thigh highs etc

My next step is to get booty shorts, a cage and thigh highs and maybe.. if I dare… leave the house in something a bit feminine.

One thing I have noticed is that when I shave, and I see my smooth body and little clit, I want to show off so badly.

I love my curves and feel like all I want to do is walk around in just thigh highs and a cage, or heels.

I’m straight and love women but when I’m shaved a part of me absolutely craves walking around as a slutty woman showing my body off.

When the hair grows back, I’m less bothered by it.

I have fantasies of showing off to friends, my girl and people we know…

All because I’ve shaved my ass, pubes, legs and stomach …

Can anybody relate to this?

I’m a straight femboy/twink who probably has some sissy elements to my presentation.

I’ve recently been experimenting with shaving, panties, thigh highs etc

My next step is to get booty shorts, a cage and thigh highs and maybe.. if I dare… leave the house in something a bit feminine.

One thing I have noticed is that when I shave, and I see my smooth body and little clit, I want to show off so badly.

I love my curves and feel like all I want to do is walk around in just thigh highs and a cage, or heels.

I’m straight and love women but when I’m shaved a part of me absolutely craves walking around as a slutty woman showing my body off.

When the hair grows back, I’m less bothered by it.

I have fantasies of showing off to friends, my girl and people we know…

All because I’ve shaved my ass, pubes, legs and stomach …

Can anybody relate to this?

A few years ago I was on holiday with some friends who I’ve known for a number of years. We were in our mid 20s and on some boozy guys trip which involved beers, pretending we saw the local sights and more drinking.

As an activity one day we did ‘zorb footballing’. For those who don’t know, you have a giant soft, see through ball put on top of you with your legs poking out and you can run around and kick the ball and crash into one another because you’re protected.

Amazing fun but insanely sweaty as you have a giant soft, squishy structure around you allowing you to topple over and crash into one another.

After an hour or so of this, we were done and there was the option to shower off in the facilities there.

They were TINY and the showers could only fit about 3 people in, and they were also communal.

I was conscious of how sweaty I was, as was a friend and we both decided to just ‘bite the bullet’ and shower.

The people we were with decided to wait until they were back at the hotel and grab a beer at the on-site bar.

Whilst we’re both similar in terms of stature (skinny and white), he was sporting a very sizeable flaccid penis that swung between his legs as he walked.

He got changed and walked to the showers, with this thing swinging around, seemingly unaware he was sporting a flaccid bit of meat that all guys would be happy with when hard.

I on the other hand am significantly smaller and the combination of nerves, exercise and a slightly draughty changing room meant I was tiny.

Thus began the most awkward 10 minute shower of my life as he stood there, enormous meat swinging about, talking about the fun we’d just had.

Small parts of me (no pun intended) secretly revelled in the humiliation and size difference.

As an aside, I’d recently been experimenting with shaving so I was hairless from the eyebrows down, which somehow amplified the size difference.

We ended the shower and he walked out and dried off, letting his huge member dangle freely as he changed.

I walked out and presumably must have looked like I had an acorn there compared to him.

He didn’t say anything but we were both looking.

We’ve never spoke about it since despite having got changed together again.

I’ve toyed with bringing the story up to my girl to see how she reacted but always been too chicken…

My girl [32] works in healthcare and does a variety of jobs in a primary care setting.

She regularly sees people naked and performs physicals etc

She never talks about what she sees at work because she has become desensitised to it, stating ‘it’s just human body’ and ‘most bodies aren’t that interesting when you see enough of them’.

However, the other day she came back and told me that she examined somebody, a 20 something year old guy who had ‘the biggest cock I’ve ever seen in my life’.

She said he was a scrawny early 20s guy and had come in for one reason or another.

She said he took his boxers off and revealed the largest flaccid cock she’d ever seen, stating ‘it was basically at her knees!’

She talked for a good 10 minutes about how the exam went, how awkward it was, how large his member was and just how unphased this guy was that he had a huge member.

I absolutely loved seeing her talk about this and I found it super hot to know it was so large as to impress her.

My girl has become a part of the friendship group I have, which involves me and some guys I’ve known for years.

We are early 30s now but this event took place in our mid/late 20s.

In short, we rented a house for just us for the weekend and spent the weekend drinking, seeing the local sights, cooking nice meals, using the hot tub and ‘trying to be pleasant’.

My friends, despite all of them bringing their girlfriends, are still just guys at the end of the day and prone to immaturity.

One friend, a skinny guy, is known for swinging an absolute hammer in boxers and lost a drinking game late one night and was dared to run around the house naked when we all thought the girls had gone to bed.

He took his boxers off and paraded around with his enormous member swinging about.

He had a slightly obvious downward curve and enormous head on his cock, and was far far larger when soft than I was hard.

At this moment my girl and one of the others came out to see what the commotion was about.

She caught my friend running around naked as we all laughed and his his boxers.

She blushed, covered her mouth and let out something of a reaction but I didn’t hear it, before turning around and going to bed.

Recalling the incident later I recounted the following remarks

‘what was he doing with .. that thing… out?’
‘god he does have a very big dick doesn’t he? is that why he was showing off?’
‘I mean, fair play, if I was that large I’d show it off’

She very occasionally recounts the incident herself and I’m aware she’s told her Mom about this because her Mom once said, having heard that we were seeing this friend, ‘oh is he the one who got his …. you know what out?’

I remember my girl shooting her Mom daggers when she said that in front of me!

The reactions are so very hot to me!

In my mid 20s, I was dating a bit of a ‘smoke-show’. This was an old ex ex ex girlfriend and my first real serious relationship.

Don’t ask me how but I’d started dating, entered a relationship with, a woman who was 25 and very attractive.

Slim but soft, pretty, blonde and very large natural breasts- she was stunning.

We rented a house together and moved in with one another pretty quickly.

Back then, as is the case now, I was fascinated with very large penises. I just find the topic fascinating, presumably because I am not hung.

One evening we were ordering takeout and used a delivery app on her phone. Whilst she went to take a shower, she asked me to use her phone, and gave the passcode to it, so I could check what the order was doing and see when be arrives.

I had unguarded access to her phone.

I’m not proud of this but I felt the need to see if I could find evidence of her previous partners size.

I went onto the big main messaging app that most people use and and began a search for ‘inches’.

I got many results, some of them boring, but in the results was a message from her to a group chat entitled something like

‘Girls, it’s literally like 9 inches long it’s insane’

My heart pounding, I went onto the really and read the messages.

It was hard to peace together but she presumably was hooking up with a guy and was messaging her girls after the fact.

I recall a few messages, paraphrased as follows:

‘Girls, it’s literally like 9 inches long it’s insane’
‘But he’s so skinny, what the?’
‘Ahaha oh my god that’s fucking massive hun, lucky him’
‘that’d split me in half, no thank you’
‘lucky him, make sure he wraps it up!’

The crowning glory was a message from her later saying ‘he literally measured it in front of me, it’s so freaking big!’

These messages ended but I found more results for her talking about the size of an ex and ‘Mr 9 inches’ was mentioned a few times more by her.

My shock and arousal at these messages was so strong I nearly missed the takeout delivery as I zoned out to the knocks on the door.

I remember eating pizza on the couch with my girl, who was naked after her shower, thinking about her and the fact she had encountered, she says 9 inches long