I like long walks on the beach until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m dragging a mannequin across the Dunkin’ parking lot 😵💫😜
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Life is silly and short, so let’s have some fun with it, shall we? ✨ I mean, if we’re not eliciting disapproving stares, are we really doing it right? 😋
Loving, protective, divorced empty nester looking for connection in whatever form it may take. Open to FWB (good friends), but ideally looking for a primary partnership (best of friends forever).
📏 5’10” and 1/2 😋
📍Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn USA
🙎♂️Pronouns: He/Him/Daddy-O 😉
Occasionally in your neck of the woods. Speaking of necks, let me kiss yours 😘 Also, if someone wants to move upstate with me and adopt all the animals, I’d be open to that, too ⛰️ 🐐 🐓 🐕 🐈
Born on 11/11, so I am basically a walking good luck charm. Just make a wish when you’re with me, and it will come true! ✨
Vaxed to the max. Tested regularly (knowing your status is 🔥). Clean heart. Dirty mind. 😇😈
Vanilla fun: 📸, 🎸, 🎬, 🎾, 🏈,✈️, 🎨, 🎭, 🛹, 🚲, 🏖, 😘
Non-vanilla fun (it’s a running list, but hopefully some resonate with you, too😋): edging/teasing/denial, restraints, age gaps, ddlg, tantra, forced orgasm, sensuality, foreplay, free use, breeding, aftercare, cuddling, kissing, pda, holding hands
No Mango Mussolini supporters please