u/her_Bully

Listen, I get it.

On the surface, feminism definitely has marketing appeal. They throw all these lofty words at you: autonomy, self-determination, liberation. Those all sound great, especially when they conveniently fail to mention the less lofty words like stress, anxiety, and deadlines.

Well, to combat the feminist charm offensive, Misogyny is rolling out a new initiative: GGGSSs, otherwise known as "Good Girl Gold Star Stickers."

Misogyny has acquired a limited number of vintage gold star stickers, just like the ones you earned in school when you did something really special. Mind you, these are not the simple, flat foil stickers. These are the textured ones that are sparkly, as if they were covered in glitter. Do you remember how special you felt earning one? Do you remember running your finger over it again and again? Of course you do—you were a special girl, and you earned lots of stickers. You were so special.

Well, now, thanks to Misogyny, that special, accomplished feeling can finally be yours again! Just turn away from the empty promises of feminism and embrace the warm reassurance of traditional womanhood.

Don't you deserve to feel special? Don't you deserve that intoxicating feeling of earning approval? Don't you deserve a good girl gold star sticker?

But hurry! There are only a limited number of these special GGGSSs. You're not going to let some other girl get *your* gold star sticker, are you? Reject feminism and earn the reward you deserve!

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Among the study's more alarming findings:

-Feminists are 98.7% more likely to be handed an Excel spreadsheet connected to an impossible deadline compared to traditional women. Even more alarming, in many cases, the spreadsheet did not sum properly at the bottom.

-Feminists receive 94% fewer forehead kisses and hear "good girl," 91.3% less.

-Feminists are 17 times less likely to get to wear a cute little sundress with strappy sandals in a field covered in sunflowers. They are also 43 times less likely to get railed, bent over while wearing the cute little sundress.

This alarming study comes on the heels of recent unverified speculation that feminists will be unable to eat chocolate or consume pumpkin spice drinks in the near future.

Further details as they develop!

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Among the study's more alarming findings:

-Feminists are 98.7% more likely to be handed an Excel spreadsheet connected to an impossible deadline compared to traditional women. Even more alarming, in many cases, the spreadsheet did not sum properly at the bottom.

-Feminists receive 94% fewer forehead kisses and hear "good girl," 91.3% less.

-Feminists are 17 times less likely to get to wear a cute little sundress with strappy sandals in a field covered in sunflowers. They are also 43 times less likely to get railed, bent over while wearing the cute little sundress.

This alarming study comes on the heels of recent unverified speculation that feminists will be unable to eat chocolate or consume pumpkin spice drinks in the near future.

Further details as they develop!

You have no visible profile, posts, comments, or even one hint that you are worth talking to, with the exception of that 2.5 paragraph AI assisted declaration of angry defiance.

Yet you expect well-spoken eloquent men (or women) to expend hours of hostile confrontation to meticulously break down your "defenses."

Then, when all you get are desperate dregs, you complain that you don't have a worthwhile opponent who can convert you. Gee, I wonder why?

Because no one worthwhile can tell if YOU are worth the effort. I have hundreds of posts and thousands of comments. Anyone who looks can tell exactly who I am and my level of communication.

Pin an introduction

Make a profile

Create some posts and comments

Earn a little karma

Then, if you still can't find a worthwhile opponent, THEN you can crow about how no one can defeat you.

I am not saying you can't post as a newcomer looking for conversion play. But if you want aggressive conversation, you better be able to prove you're worth the effort

This advice goes for the men converting, too.