Who wants to meet up and smoke several zoots togetherrrr you have to bring the chip tho and some loud would be nice if not I could always pick up. Let’s roll up and chill in the park? Please🥹😭 I don’t know what else they want me to say, I’m open to doing other substances as well open to any age and gender I live near elephant and castle
IM NOT DOING ANYTHING SEXUAL WITH YOU
everyone!
I’m looking for something that wouldn’t really be considered “normal”. I want to escape my reality and start a new life with someone older. Ideally someone retired with lots of time on their hands lol!
I am black 5’9 curvy, 245lbs and super cute and sexy lmao 😭 - I’ll just send you a pic so we can establish if you like me.
I fall for anyone and everything you just have to be sweet, nice and reliable! I’m looking for something like a tpe dynamic. But other than those things I want to do hobbies together and learn together and just enjoy each other yk till you die and I get a huge payout but you can’t die till I’m like 40 or till I’m close to death but it would really be most preferable if you waited for me to pass away so I don’t have to live without you lol.
I want someone who owns a house that’s quite literally the only requirement. I don’t want to have to want for anything and I’ll make sure you don’t have to want for anything either 🤭
I’m basically looking for an arranged marriage where we can just be happy and chill I don’t even have to travel I’ll live under your bed if I have to (that was a joke lol) I just want a husband that loves me and cares for me and loves seeing me smile, I don’t mind working at a grocery store or doing any low skill job if we need the money but actually tbh I would rather learn a small skill and create a small business but anyway I’m getting sidetracked I just want to be loved and taken care of and reciprocate the care love and affection. So yk text me if you want that lol. Ideally I would want to get married in one or two years I also do not want children and I will never want children I simply cannot be convinced this world is too fucked for kids and I just can’t do that to anyone. I will settle for a dog as long as you look after it but I don’t want to compete for your love LOL.
If you’re not into this please don’t text and harass me like a weirdo this obviously wasn’t meant for you so ignore it! And if you do like the sound of things then text me.
Also, if we do get married I do have/ need weekly therapy lol yk mental health the world is fucked, tryna stay alive etc etc.
Me: im 5’9 or 5’10, 245lbs, black, I wear glasses I’m really not gong to describe myself guys I can’t be asked lol we’ll just swap pics on a different app preferably Snapchat or discord anddddd if we like each other we like each other if we don’t we don’t!
Now, I don’t want to put too many requirements bc I love everyone and I fall for someone while getting to know them but obviously looks do matter I would like someone hygienic well groomed and taller than me but I guess if you’re my height (5’10) that’s okay too..
Instead of saying who I want I’ll just tell you who I am and what I want lol! I just want to get to know someone become super close friends then date and fuck and eventually get married so simple.
I’m a history student, I plan to do a law degree after and yk one day become a solicitor. I don’t want a traditional relationship I want us both to be equal partners, we’re both adults and should act like such. (Although this does change in the bedroom lol). I’m future oriented although I can be reckless but it’s like controlled recklessness after all my planning I can go crazy, I would like someone financially conscious, I would like to retire early and I plan to take the appropriate measures to achieve this. I want someone who is good at communicating, self aware, emotionally intelligent, secure attachment style (I do have like an anxious attachment style but I dont make it other people’s issues I regulate myself and I tend to be okay when the other person communicates well), that’s it really lol
My hobbies: I love movies, action, drama, fantasy, mystery, sci fi, anything that has to do with natural disaster, apocalypse, the end of the world I have practically watched every piece of media on zombies I love zombie everything loll. I like tv shows, and I mostly focus on wellness like yoga, meditation, journalling and routines. I want to learn more about tech bc I want to build a cyber deck I also want to get a flip phone a ditch my apple phone I want to lowkey move offline quit my streaming services get an mp3 etc etc yk I also want to learn graphic design and just do random stuff like pottery or learning to play an instrument
Text me if you fit the billl no age limits or anything but yk be pretty be cute and by that I mean be confident it doesn’t matter what you look like or whatever so long as you love yourself and think you’re the shit and are also interested in me obviously.
Provide a short intro: hobbies, age, location, what you’re looking for, horoscope lmao ouuu you can also guess mine 😵💫🤭
Edit: I don’t want children. I am child free. I will never want children. I have a cat and shit I even regret getting him 😭 I want to live freely, travel spontaneously and live fully children prevent that!