
u/thatpinupwitch

The weird older woman you're obsessed with only wants your simp cash and to laugh at how fucking dumb you are ♡
Wouldn't it be funny to take you on a date with us and tuck you under the table? Stare at our feet and listen...maybe I'd drop you a table scrap if you're a good boy 🤭
I just keep getting richer and hotter, you can't resist ♡
May long and you're losing it over middle fingers and feet instead of out with friends...pitiful thing ♡
Subs want the dumbest Dommes.
Keep up the good work of never reading a pinned or highlighted post in any subreddit ever 👍🏻 The more clueless you come off in your posts, the more money you'll make. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Thinking about slowly poisoning you...how much arsenic can I dose you with and for how long??...🤭
I have nowhere else to really rant about this, my butt has road rash 🥲
I've been learning to roller skate and went out today (strapped up with my knee and elbow pads) in shorts. Cause it was hot. Then I proceeded to roll down a very small hill, started going too fast, lost balance, landed on butt and scraped my fucking butt cheeks on the pavement 😭💔 It hurts so much. I am in suffering. A sub just sent me A&W though, cause I obviously wasn't going to cook dinner tonight, so yay 🙃
Mommy's fat ass triggered you again! Dimwit...hand over your wallet ♡
Popping in to ruin your day and your wallet, dumbass ♡
Everything you'll never have. Give in, loser, your wallet is the only useful thing about you ♡
One of my worthless subs already sent $50 for date night this weekend, that is clearly not enough.
Show him up. Who's even more pathetic and can sacrifice more to keep Mommy and Daddy happy?
I'm fucking crying you guys, can't make this shit up 🤣
Hey, I'm HELPING him to be motivated to get a job 🤭
Such a cute photo of us 🚽
Don't worry, I'll hose you off every once in awhile.