r/AskMaleMasturbators

Serious responses only please. I caught my son jerking off.

I accidentally walked in on my son jerking off not sure what to do now. Are there any dads in here that have had this happen, if so how did you handle it. Anybody been caught by dad? Don't know if i should talk to him or pretend it didn't happen.

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u/Old_Big_8710 — 3 hours ago

Was your best orgasm EVER from masturbating OR from sex?

I have had great romantic sex BUT my best EVER strongest orgasm memory was masturbating in a classroom and I had my FIRST orgasm. I believe it was my strongest ever and it was also my FIRST time shooting cum. Wow.

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u/Electrical-Hat-1621 — 20 hours ago

What mistakes did you make when you first started masturbating?

When I first started, I didn't know you had to use lube. So I would dry rub myself and that was more painful than satisfying.

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u/im-besharam — 1 day ago

How long can you edge before you start feeling blue balls?

I’ve been learning to edge lately and it’s really been great.
But sometimes when I do it too long, I give myself blue balls. My limit is about an hour, which is fine with me…
How long can you guys go before you start getting achy blue balls??

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u/sexxxysnake — 16 hours ago

Masturbation vs sex

Don’t know about you but for me masturbation and sex are two completely different things, even though both get you to orgasm. I wouldn’t consider one beeing better than the other one but sometimes I just enjoy the time alone for myself masturbating and other times I need a female part to have real sex with. Can anyone relate?

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u/Key_Hamster_5171 — 1 day ago

Help finding a good male masturbator / sleeve for small endowed.

I'm small endowed, 5"x4" and most of the sleeves I've gotten are definitely for larger men. Are there any good ones that feel really good and are designed for small cocks? I know they all say they'll work for any size but that's not necessarily true.

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u/RubStrokeRepeat — 2 days ago

Mutually masturbating with roommates?

Im curious about your thoughts on the idea? Is it something other guys do and look for in a roommate too or jo? I'm a 30 y.o and for most my adult life I lived with other people sharing an apartment and renting a room. Over the years i had many sexual encounters mostly mutual masturbation but also times couples were looking for a third person to spice up the bedroom. Since im single each time i moved to a new room i always made sure one of roommates were looking for jerkbuddy. Idk if thats weird or gross but personally I think its a win-win situation and helps with satisfying sexual needs with social needs for that connection.

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u/cakeitall — 3 days ago

Last longer during masturbation?

I’m having trouble with this. I usually finish after three minutes (even when I take it slow), which really annoys me. I’d much rather last longer, because otherwise it’s not fun. Can you give me any tips on how to last longer? Thanks.

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u/Mukii_25 — 2 days ago

Masturbation Foreplay

I want to masturbate tonight but want to include more foreplay style stuff to draw it out and make it more erotic. Does anyone have and tips of experience with this. Thanks.

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u/Boner_John — 4 days ago

You just gotta blow

Guys don’t you just feel like sometimes you just GOTTA blow a load? Meaning like you’re not necessarily horny but it’s like you need a release and you know an orgasm and releasing semen helps release what ever you need to get out. Of course we do other things(ie working out) but it’s just like sometimes I need to feel a deeper release.

Am I weird? lol

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u/Unique-Willingness11 — 4 days ago

Pillow humping with condom

Lately I’ve tried pillow humping or pretty much anything while wearing a condom. It just made everything so much easier without have to worry about doing a mess.
Although it fades away a bit of sense but if I’m really horny I fuck the pillow so hard that I don’t feel any difference either way.

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u/Key_Hamster_5171 — 4 days ago

desperate cum

I was in a public bathroom today and noticed the shadow of the person in the stall next to me was moving like he was jerking off. The stall was directly in front of the mirrors and sinks, so when I went to wash my hands i caught a quick glimpse of the person. I noticed it for like maybe a second through the gap, his pants were down around his ankles, his left hand was holding his phone up, and his right hand was around his cock or thigh. It was a pretty busy public restroom, and I didn’t want to linger so I just kept moving. anybody else here also were desperate for a cum you did it in an akward place?

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u/Prize_Analyst89 — 4 days ago

Any straight guys ever used a dildo in their ass? Did it simulate being pegged? What were your thoughts?

I’m familiar with using a prostate massager, but curious about the use of a dildo to simulate the feeling of being pegged.

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u/ResidentGrand13 — 7 days ago

If your masturbate to women from your real life what exactly do you imagine about them?

Also, what is it they do, accidently or intentionally, that makes you go 'Yup, I am rubbing one out on her later on'?

It can be like watching them tie their hair, perform some elegant stretches or yoga at the gym or simply getting a good look at their bra or underwear outline.

For me, nipple pokies have that effect. Like I have never not masturbated to a girl going about her day with nipples poking over her clothes.

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u/IndianGoonOnSession — 6 days ago

Best nut of the week?

What was your best load this week? Where did you blow it? How much did you cum? Did something in particular make you orgasm hard?

My best load was yesterday. Got it in the bathroom sitting on the toilet lid. I had about an hour and a half to kill until my next appointment which I thought was plenty of time to edge out a load. And man did I!

I can so damn hard! Shot and hit the wall across from the toilet. I think it was because I had a two-day load saved up and I worked out that morning. I was pumped up and horned up so I was ready to go. I can tell it was a good one because it took me a while to catch my breath after.

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u/Unique-Willingness11 — 8 days ago

No idea

Hey y'all I tried masturbating for the first time although I used to watch a lot of porn and after fapping for more than 30 mins nothing is happening. Idek what to do cuz I did everything right, from lotion to tissue and even a surround system for me to listen to the moans better. Did I do sth wrong or do I have a problem
P.S : I get hard and Im not on any meds

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u/Man_Blu3 — 7 days ago