u/Accomplished_Fix4314

Heyoo male redditors! ~~

Anyone ever just sit back and laugh at this situation? It's a lame game that we have to "compete" with internet strangers AND meet unobtainable expectations. NOW we get to compete against bots, imagine their crazy expectations, yikes! (*Notabot*) Oh! Then! You really start laughing at the overall idiocy of this, ...I'm a good person but yet here I am. If your side doesn't already hurt, better hold on when you think of all the rules a post has to follow.

All just to get in one or two good flirts.

We all must be crazy because we all keep coming back.

So from one laughing crazy person to the next...let's see if the effort pays off!

A few quickies, I'm 36, eastern time zone and looking for a handsome dude. I dig...men with a sense of humor, some brains, not afraid of feelings and tallness is nice too. Oh...a personal preference, please don't have kids under 5 yrs old.

Rule stuff... Not a robot, *notabot, ai or Rosie. ~~

Heyoo male redditors!

Anyone ever just sit back and laugh at this situation? It's a lame game that we have to "compete" with internet strangers AND meet unobtainable expectations. NOW we get to compete against bots, imagine their crazy expectations, yikes! (*Notabot*) Oh! Then! You really start laughing at the overall idiocy of this, ...I'm a good person but yet here I am. If your side doesn't already hurt, better hold on when you think of all the rules a post has to follow.

All just to get in one or two good flirts.

We all must be crazy because we all keep coming back.

So from one laughing crazy person to the next...let's see if the effort pays off!

A few quickies, I'm 36, eastern time zone and looking for a handsome dude. I dig...men with a sense of humor, some brains, not afraid of feelings and tallness is nice too. Oh...a personal preference, please don't have kids under 5 yrs old.

Rule stuff... Not a robot, *notabot, ai or Rosie.

36F. USA

The men of Reddit,

Are you brave enough to take the dare???

Double dog dare you to have some real non pervy conversations, slow burn, ridiculous jokes, some possible feelings.

Double dog dare you to be a tall handsome (obviously subjective) fun playful distraction that dishes out some attention.

Triple dog dare you to make me laugh, it will be worth it.  

If you're a stereotypical normal human, you know what to do!  Let's make our own fantasy.  

F36. USA.

Oh hi Reddit men,

So, how about we try this.... actual conversations. Time to enjoy one another, silly chats, SLOW. BURN.

Maybe...just maybe..feelings??

I.e. I'm not your therapist, not your coming out mentor, not your sex addiction sponsor.

If you are real and would like to try a genuine connection, you know where to find me.

This last sentence is so I reach the minimum characters. 😋

F36. USA.

So, how about we try this.... actual conversations. Time to enjoy one another, silly chats, SLOW. BURN.

Maybe...just maybe..feelings??

I.e. I'm not your therapist, not your coming out mentor, not your sex addiction sponsor.

If you are real and would like to try a genuine connection, you know where to find me.

F36. USA.

So, how about we try this.... actual conversations. Time to enjoy one another, silly chats, SLOW. BURN.

Maybe...just maybe..feelings??

I.e. I'm not your therapist, not your coming out mentor, not your sex addiction sponsor.

If you are real and would like to try a genuine connection, you know where to find me.