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At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly sexual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

I’ll get right to the point: I’m missing something in my marriage and I’m looking for that rare special someone who can help me find it. I’ll just do this in bullets about me and what I want (because this is all about me, obviously).

Me:
\- married, why not
\- kids, because I’m virile af
\- 100% knowledgeable about ALL the topics, recipes, places, kinks, sports, instruments, etc
\- smart. like, really smart.
\- taller than you. even in heels.
\- fluent in all the languages, but primarily sarcasm and sass.
\- I’ve heard about dogs and hiking before
\- I exist in all the time zones, even outside of time itself, but I call the US home.

You (ideally):
\- knows the last digit of pi. seriously, I need to know this.
\- body of a pornstar
\- less body hair than me.
\- has given birth before but is also still a virgin.
\- always around on MY time.
\- willing to feed me tacos, even when it’s not Tuesday.
\- laughs at everything I say, except when I’m trying to be serious, then telling me how thought-provoking and profound I am.

Pretty simple, really. I know you’re out there, so DM me. Or hmu. Or whatever it is the cool kids say these days. Be able to converse and talk about things that excite you, and willing to invest in more if attraction develops. Be creative, flirty, and have a sense of humor. Be generally available. I will promise all the same in return.

I’ll get right to the point: I’m missing something in my marriage and I’m looking for that rare special someone who can help me find it. I’ll just do this in bullets about me and what I want (because this is all about me, obviously).

Me:
- married, why not
- kids, because I’m virile af
- 100% knowledgeable about ALL the topics, recipes, places, kinks, sports, instruments, etc
- smart. like, really smart.
- taller than you. even in heels.
- fluent in all the languages, but primarily sarcasm and sass.
- I’ve heard about dogs and hiking before
- I exist in all the time zones, even outside of time itself, but I call the US home.

You (ideally):
- knows the last digit of pi. seriously, I need to know this.
- body of a pornstar
- less body hair than me.
- has given birth before but is also still a virgin.
- always around on MY time.
- willing to feed me tacos, even when it’s not Tuesday.
- laughs at everything I say, except when I’m trying to be serious, then telling me how thought-provoking and profound I am.

Pretty simple, really. I know you’re out there, so DM me. Or hmu. Or whatever it is the cool kids say these days. Be able to converse and talk about things that excite you, and willing to invest in more if attraction develops. Be creative, flirty, and have a sense of humor. Be generally available. I will promise all the same in return.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly sexual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly segsual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly segsual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly segsual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Horny - Overly sexual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Needy - Overly segsual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

At this point, I’ve had such impressive success with what most people would confidently label as “failed relationships” that I’ve started to… enjoy them. Truly a proud overachiever in the wrong category.

Everytime I convince myself that this one would be different, it’s clearly not. This has inspired me to put together a little collection of all the personality types I somehow keep vibing with. Lucky me.

1. Horny - Overly sexual, will text you mid orgasm and disappear when they are done with you.

2. Emotional - Will confess their feelings, send essays worthy of a novel and then block you while you’re peacefully asleep.

3. Unhappy - Life is unfair, people are terrible, their SO is the worst human alive and somehow, none of it is ever their fault.

4. Busy - Working in a “professional job” but will make time for you. However, they’ll reply once every 24 business hours and keep you on hold until they find a better option.

5. Bored - Chronically bored, constantly restless and somehow completely unaware that they might be the boring ones.

6. 420 - Will regularly update you on just how high they are and how it transforms them into an absolute legend.

If you see yourself in any (or all—no judgment) of the above categories and feel like testing your luck with a sane, witty, slightly sarcastic guy, applications are open. Timezone doesn’t matter. I’ll obviously be the one doing all the work anyway.

Yup, you read that right. I feel like I have had such great success with what could conventionally be considered failed relationships on this sub that I have started to enjoy them. I am also an optimistic loser who tends to think that this time would be the last except it usually isn't. This has made me compile a list of all the different types of people which I tend to vibe with.

- The overtly horny/sexual types - They will text you halfway through their orgasm, will want to get off asap and disappear.

- The silent assassin types - They will tell you they like you, send you long messages and then block you while you are asleep.

- The complaining types - Everything is everyone else's fault. SO is a douchebag blah blah.

- The one message a day types - They are 'looking for a deeper connection' but don't really have the time. They string you along until they find someone better.

- The I get bored quickly types - The fact that they are quite boring themselves hasn't really dawned upon them yet.

- The very 420 friendly types - They tend to tell you how high they are and how it turns them into a sex goddess.

If one or more of the above mentioned types apply to you and you are looking for a sane, witty and sarcastic dude for target practice, please apply within. Your timezone shouldn't matter as I should be the one making all the effort to talk to you.

The reviews might look like this...

“Took a little getting used to, but I really really like the way it makes me feel now that I’m comfortable with it”

“It can’t sing for shit, but plays some damn good music on the stereo”

“Defective! Mine is fine most days, but randomly gets moody, slows way down, and just wants to be left alone”
-Response from seller: “They all do that from time to time. Try a little TLC and patience, should resolve within hours. Extra sweetness will likely speed up the process.”

“Humor function is confusing. Sometimes I can’t tell when it’s trying to make a joke. Laughs at odd, unfunny things. Can be a little too dark and crude sometimes. Dad jokes are spot on.”
-Response from seller: “Just say “Alexa, be nice.” for a PG experience.”

“I didn’t realize it would be so tall! Mine can reach all the way to the top shelf in the kitchen!”

“I ordered the ASSMAN version and I’m not disappointed. Always telling me how good my ass looks in these jeans.”
-Response from seller: “We’re glad you are enjoying the compliments! Don’t forget about the downloadable features for more compliments on eyes, hair, personality, smile, etc.)

“Too quiet”

“Laughs too loud”

“I was told there would be erections”
-Response from seller: “That feature can only be activated after adequate correspondence and mutual attraction has been established.”

I’d probably cost around $350, but could be yours for the low low price of a message in my inbox.

Yup, you read that right. I feel like I have had such great success with what could conventionally be considered failed relationships on this sub that I have started to enjoy them. I am also an optimistic loser who tends to think that this time would be the last except it usually isn't. This has made me compile a list of all the different types of people which I tend to vibe with.

- The overtly horny/sexual types - They will text you halfway through their orgasm, will want to get off asap and disappear.

- The silent assassin types - They will tell you they like you, send you long messages and then block you while you are asleep.

- The complaining types - Everything is everyone else's fault. SO is a douchebag blah blah.

- The one message a day types - They are 'looking for a deeper connection' but don't really have the time. They string you along until they find someone better.

- The I get bored quickly types - The fact that they are quite boring themselves hasn't really dawned upon them yet.

- The very 420 friendly types - They tend to tell you how high they are and how it turns them into a sex goddess.

If one or more of the above mentioned types apply to you and you are looking for a sane, witty and sarcastic dude for target practice, please apply within. Your timezone shouldn't matter as I should be the one making all the effort to talk to you.

The picture swap...

Conversation that you are sure is going well always feels so good. Laughs, curiosity, flirting until finally one of you breaches the conversation to ask the question that you know is the final hurdle. "Do you want to exchange pics". Your heart races. This is the moment you know stands between you and the conversation you're so interested to continue.

"Yes" you say "just one sec."

Suddenly every photo of you is under scrutiny. You're thrown into a world of bad angles, pictures with your kids, and blurry garbage, desperately looking for the right one. Maybe you should just take a picture of yourself right now, you think, that's probably the best call... Until you see your face. Hours of missed sleep plague your eyes, and your age seems amplified by 100x in this light.

\*Sigh\*

Back to the other photos you go, minutes pass and finally you pick one... Maybe not the best one, but the one you have right now. Anxiously you queue it up, hesitating for a moment before you send. Just do it, get it over with.

You see yourself in the chat and time stops. What will they say, how will they feel... Will they find me as attractive as I find them? Second, minutes, years pass, or so it seems... Then finally they

"You're cute."

Then their picture pops up and your heart flutters. They are gorgeous! Could this be it? Could this be the one you've waited for? Gorgeous, fascinating, and interested in you! The foundation of what you are looking for is here, and suddenly, the sky feels like the limit. Just be yourself, you think, just be yourself and this will all work out.

The conversation picks up where it left off and you spend the rest of the day messaging until their partner comes home. You go to sleep excited about what you will talk about the next day, the next few days, the next few weeks... Until, if you're lucky, you get the message. It's different every time, but the result is all the same. There was a family emergency, they need some time to think, their partner caught them etc... Any number of plausible scenarios that lead to a break in contact. In the beginning you believe it, until the 7th or 8th time it happens, and you realize what's actually going on. On the bright side, at least they took the time to lie, unlike others who just stop messaging.

You buck up and carry on, you know what you're worth. But it certainly sucks not feeling anyone else does.

On the other hand, you understand that it's hard to reject someone based on looks because you've been on the other side. The picture swap happens and you simply don't feel any attraction whatsoever. The internal decision you make is a tough one. Would you want to be lied to? Would you want someone to fake being attracted to you? How long before they want to feel sexy and attractive, and your forced to lie, knowing that there is someone else out their that would truely appreciate them? How much of their time do you waste? Even if you could lie for that long, what kind of person would you be? So you accept what need to be done... You need to tell them you don't find them attractive.

You turn them down and the tone of the conversation immediately changes. Comments of being "shallow" are thrown at you and explanations are demanded.

"How could you let something so small change how good our conversation was"

Anger, sadness, insecurity... All the things they came here to heal from, and you've just thrown it in their face. You are just as cold and heartless as their partner... How could you...

Guilt. You can't help but consider what they are saying. Am I shallow? Am I heartless? What am I doing here if the outcome is causing so much pain to a person that hasn't done anything to me? You begin to feel like a monster. Why can't I be virtuous and just accept them as they are? Should I just do it anyway to help them? Should I pretend so I can help them heal? What is the right answer?

You are trapped.

"I'm sorry, you're not my type" you say.

Minutes pass.

"Seriously?" They reply

You try and fail to think of a way to smooth it over

"I hope you find the person you deserve" you say.

"I thought I had" they reply.

All you want in the world is to tell them you're sorry, but you can't imagine how in the world it would make the situation better.

No matter if it was you or them that get turned down, you exit the chat and delete it.

"God" you think, "How many more times can I handle doing this?"

The picture swap...

Conversation that you are sure is going well always feels so good. Laughs, curiosity, flirting until finally one of you breaches the conversation to ask the question that you know is the final hurdle. "Do you want to exchange pics". Your heart races. This is the moment you know stands between you and the conversation you're so interested to continue.

"Yes" you say "just one sec."

Suddenly every photo of you is under scrutiny. You're thrown into a world of bad angles, pictures with your kids, and blurry garbage, desperately looking for the right one. Maybe you should just take a picture of yourself right now, you think, that's probably the best call... Until you see your face. Hours of missed sleep plague your eyes, and your age seems amplified by 100x in this light.

*Sigh*

Back to the other photos you go, minutes pass and finally you pick one... Maybe not the best one, but the one you have right now. Anxiously you queue it up, hesitating for a moment before you send. Just do it, get it over with.

You see yourself in the chat and time stops. What will they say, how will they feel... Will they find me as attractive as I find them? Second, minutes, years pass, or so it seems... Then finally they

"You're cute."

Then their picture pops up and your heart flutters. They are gorgeous! Could this be it? Could this be the one you've waited for? Gorgeous, fascinating, and interested in you! The foundation of what you are looking for is here, and suddenly, the sky feels like the limit. Just be yourself, you think, just be yourself and this will all work out.

The conversation picks up where it left off and you spend the rest of the day messaging until their partner comes home. You go to sleep excited about what you will talk about the next day, the next few days, the next few weeks... Until, if you're lucky, you get the message. It's different every time, but the result is all the same. There was a family emergency, they need some time to think, their partner caught them etc... Any number of plausible scenarios that lead to a break in contact. In the beginning you believe it, until the 7th or 8th time it happens, and you realize what's actually going on. On the bright side, at least they took the time to lie, unlike others who just stop messaging.

You buck up and carry on, you know what you're worth. But it certainly sucks not feeling anyone else does.

On the other hand, you understand that it's hard to reject someone based on looks because you've been on the other side. The picture swap happens and you simply don't feel any attraction whatsoever. The internal decision you make is a tough one. Would you want to be lied to? Would you want someone to fake being attracted to you? How long before they want to feel sexy and attractive, and your forced to lie, knowing that there is someone else out their that would truely appreciate them? How much of their time do you waste? Even if you could lie for that long, what kind of person would you be? So you accept what need to be done... You need to tell them you don't find them attractive.

You turn them down and the tone of the conversation immediately changes. Comments of being "shallow" are thrown at you and explanations are demanded.

"How could you let something so small change how good our conversation was"

Anger, sadness, insecurity... All the things they came here to heal from, and you've just thrown it in their face. You are just as cold and heartless as their partner... How could you...

Guilt. You can't help but consider what they are saying. Am I shallow? Am I heartless? What am I doing here if the outcome is causing so much pain to a person that hasn't done anything to me? You begin to feel like a monster. Why can't I be virtuous and just accept them as they are? Should I just do it anyway to help them? Should I pretend so I can help them heal? What is the right answer?

You are trapped.

"I'm sorry, you're not my type" you say.

Minutes pass.

"Seriously?" They reply

You try and fail to think of a way to smooth it over

"I hope you find the person you deserve" you say.

"I thought I had" they reply.

All you want in the world is to tell them you're sorry, but you can't imagine how in the world it would make the situation better.

No matter if it was you or them that get turned down, you exit the chat and delete it.

"God" you think, "How many more times can I handle doing this?"

I miss waking up excited, knowing there's someone who's thinking about me. Married but it has been over for awhile now. We're more of a roommate situation who co-parent. So I'm all in when it comes to meeting someone. I want to feel the butterflies and the curiosity of getting to know one another. I want to be supportive of one another through our struggles and stress, as well as being each other's cheerleader for our accomplishments. I want to be the first person you think of when you have some news or get the latest scoop on any gossip going around. I'm not afraid of developing feelings for one another. 

I have a good amount of availability to talk majority of the days. I know consistency is key and I feel I do a good job of communicating if I'll be unavailable. I'm looking for someone who is laid back, has a good sense of humor, and is just as curious about life as I am! Oh and having a big butt would be the cherry on top, haha I'm mostly kidding! As far as intimacy goes, I'm not in a rush to get there. I feel it's best for that to naturally happen. I know physical attraction is important in these situations. I do my best to stay in shape by working out consistently, whether that be weight training, swimming, or hiking. I'm more than happy to exchange pictures from the start!

Anyway, if you're missing having someone paying attention to you, making you feel good about yourself, and giving you the best virtual cuddles, feel free to reach out and let me know a bit about you. I'm not too concerned with time differences.

Hope to hear from you!

I miss waking up excited, knowing there's someone who's thinking about me. Married but it has been over for awhile now. We're more of a roommate situation who co-parent. So I'm all in when it comes to meeting someone. I want to feel the butterflies and the curiosity of getting to know one another. I want to be supportive of one another through our struggles and stress, as well as being each other's cheerleader for our accomplishments. I want to be the first person you think of when you have some news or get the latest scoop on any gossip going around. I'm not afraid of developing feelings for one another. 

I have a good amount of availability to talk majority of the days. I know consistency is key and I feel I do a good job of communicating if I'll be unavailable. I'm looking for someone who is laid back, has a good sense of humor, and is just as curious about life as I am! Oh and having a big butt would be the cherry on top, haha I'm mostly kidding! As far as intimacy goes, I'm not in a rush to get there. I feel it's best for that to naturally happen. I know physical attraction is important in these situations. I do my best to stay in shape by working out consistently, whether that be weight training, swimming, or hiking. I'm more than happy to exchange pictures from the start!

Anyway, if you're missing having someone paying attention to you, making you feel good about yourself, and giving you the best virtual cuddles, feel free to reach out and let me know a bit about you. I'm not too concerned with time differences.

Hope to hear from you!

I miss waking up excited, knowing there's someone who's thinking about me. My marriage has been over for awhile now. We're more of a roommate situation who co-parent. So I'm all in when it comes to meeting someone. I want to feel the butterflies and the curiosity of getting to know one another. I want to be supportive of one another through our struggles and stress, as well as being each other's cheerleader for our accomplishments. I want to be the first person you think of when you have some news or get the latest scoop on any gossip going around. I'm not afraid of developing feelings for one another. 

I have a good amount of availability to talk majority of the days. I know consistency is key and I feel I do a good job of communicating if I'll be unavailable. I'm looking for someone who is laid back, has a good sense of humor, and is just as curious about life as I am! Oh and having a big butt would be the cherry on top, haha I'm mostly kidding! As far as intimacy goes, I'm not in a rush to get there. I feel it's best for that to naturally happen. I know physical attraction is important in these situations. I do my best to stay in shape by working out consistently, whether that be weight training, swimming, or hiking. I'm more than happy to exchange pictures from the start!

Anyway, if you're missing having someone paying attention to you, making you feel good about yourself, and giving you the best virtual cuddles, feel free to reach out and let me know a bit about you. I'm not too concerned with time differences.

Hope to hear from you!

I miss waking up excited, knowing there's someone who's thinking about me. My marriage has been over for awhile now. We're more of a roommate situation who co-parent. So I'm all in when it comes to meeting someone. I want to feel the butterflies and the curiosity of getting to know one another. I want to be supportive of one another through our struggles and stress, as well as being each other's cheerleader for our accomplishments. I want to be the first person you think of when you have some news or get the latest scoop on any gossip going around. I'm not afraid of developing feelings for one another. 

I have a good amount of availability to talk majority of the days. I know consistency is key and I feel I do a good job of communicating if I'll be unavailable. I'm looking for someone who is laid back, has a good sense of humor, and is just as curious about life as I am! Oh and having a big butt would be the cherry on top, haha I'm mostly kidding! As far as intimacy goes, I'm not in a rush to get there. I feel it's best for that to naturally happen. I know physical attraction is important in these situations. I do my best to stay in shape by working out consistently, whether that be weight training, swimming, or hiking. I'm more than happy to exchange pictures from the start!

Anyway, if you're missing having someone paying attention to you, making you feel good about yourself, and giving you the best virtual cuddles, feel free to reach out and let me know a bit about you. I'm not too concerned with time differences.

Hope to hear from you!