u/Adventurous_Aide1741

Hey hey! Ok first off… I’m not an alcoholic… but isn’t that exactly what an alcoholic would say!?!

Look. I’m 5’10. I have pretty green eyes. Can grow great facial hair, but am in white collar business o I keep it tight… unless I feel like making the gerbils uncomfortable. I read. I write. I’m more fun than all the other dads. I work out. I cook. I REFUSE to be put in a box. (I DEFY YOU!!) and long story short… it’s Friday night.

I want to be silly. I want to chat and flirt and dare eachother to have another drink while our other halves are blissfully ignoring us.

So! Ever wanted to go toe to toe with a gregarious business man who should have been a stand up comedian? Tonight’s the night!

TLDR: I’m an attractive, \~intelligent man, looking for a similar woman, and I’m hoping the silly shenanigans of tonight lead to something worth remembering when I’m 88!

Hey hey! Ok first off… I’m not an alcoholic… but isn’t that exactly what an alcoholic would say!?!

Look. I’m 5’10. I have pretty green eyes. Can grow great facial hair, but am in white collar business o I keep it tight… unless I feel like making the gerbils uncomfortable. I read. I write. I’m more fun than all the other dads. I work out. I cook. I REFUSE to be put in a box. (I DEFY YOU!!) and long story short… it’s Friday night.

I want to be silly. I want to chat and flirt and dare eachother to have another drink while our other halves are blissfully ignoring us.

So! Ever wanted to go toe to toe with a gregarious business man who should have been a stand up comedian? Tonight’s the night!

TLDR: I’m an attractive, ~intelligent man, looking for a similar woman, and I’m hoping the silly shenanigans of tonight lead to something worth remembering when I’m 88!

Hey hey! Ok first off… I’m not an alcoholic… but isn’t that exactly what an alcoholic would say!?!

Look. I’m 5’10. I have pretty green eyes. Can grow great facial hair, but am in white collar business o I keep it tight… unless I feel like making the gerbils uncomfortable. I read. I write. I’m more fun than all the other dads. I work out. I cook. I REFUSE to be put in a box. (I DEFY YOU!!) and long story short… it’s Friday night.

I want to be silly. I want to chat and flirt and dare eachother to have another drink while our other halves are blissfully ignoring us.

So! Ever wanted to go toe to toe with a gregarious business man who should have been a stand up comedian? Tonight’s the night!

TLDR: I’m an attractive, intelligent man, looking for a similar woman, and I’m hoping the silly shenanigans of tonight lead to something worth remembering when I’m 88!

If you can finish the verse you probably get my vibe. This whole find an affair thing is vaguely reminiscent of the song.

It’s kinda fun, amusing, and yet… ~mildy hellacious? Anywho… that’s my way of starting an adulterous ad!

So. If you haven’t already run screaming for the hills, maybe that’s a good sign, then again…

Ok so here’s what you get. An intelligent, ambitious, generally kind, and interesting man who loves to read, play outside, and play the part of southern gentleman. I want to go on adventures with you, maybe just small ones to enjoy what little world we can carve out for one another… maybe bigger ones. I guess we’ll just have to see.

Who are you? Hopefully someone who also enjoys an active lifestyle and has a heart for finding the fun in life.

As an obligatory end note, I’m not trying to change our lives. I’m looking for the sort of distraction that leaves my life more complete than it was before.

Okie dokie, there goes my next verse of this silly silly song! If you fee like joining me, just sing along! :p

If you can finish the verse you probably get my vibe. This whole find an affair thing is vaguely reminiscent of the song.

It’s kinda fun, amusing, and yet… moldy hellacious? Anywho… that’s my way of starting an adulterous ad!

So. If you haven’t already run screaming for the hills, maybe that’s a good sign, then again…

Ok so here’s what you get. An intelligent, ambitious, generally kind, and interesting man who loves to read, play outside, and play the part of southern gentleman. I want to go on adventures with you, maybe just small ones to enjoy what little world we can carve out for one another… maybe bigger ones. I guess we’ll just have to see.

Who are you? Hopefully someone who also enjoys an active lifestyle and has a heart for finding the fun in life.

As an obligatory end note, I’m not trying to change our lives. I’m looking for the sort of distraction that leaves my life more complete than it was before.

Okie dokie, there goes my next verse of this silly silly song! If you fee like joining me, just sing along! :p

Howdy!

Look. I’m a real world guy. I want to meet up and get lunch and check the vibe. And if we click… I want us to be friends!

Yes. I also want benefits haha but I’m lookin to give every bit as good as I get. There is a lot of passion and sensual fun missing from my life. If you feel similarly, maybe we can fill in those gaps for one another.

Me? I’m a fit, white male, well educated, clean, hygienic, I don’t smoke, I drink socially, and I love to read, be outdoors, and enjoy a good movie or tv show!

So. Where we goin to lunch this week?!

Ps: I’m in my midtown office right now and game to meet up today!

Well happy hump day!

Me? I’m just an attractive, hygienic, discreet DILF looking to meet a fun baddie here in Classic city!

Shoot me a message and let’s check the vibe. :)

Hey hey! I’m a fit fun loving DILF. I’m a sucker for giving as good as I get and I love sharing pleasure with a lovely lady via voice.

I’ve been fantasizing about seduction and fantasy scenarios lately… what about you?

What can I say?

I’ve always had a thing seduction. I love a horny woman who takes what she wants. I also have a tendency to be a little aggressive too. I think they call that being a switch.

This is all mutual to me. I want us both to fulfill one another’s fantasies. So. Wanna tie each other up and make one another moan?

What can I say?

I’ve always had a thing seduction. I love a horny woman who takes what she wants. I also have a tendency to be a little aggressive too. I think they call that being a switch.

This is all mutual to me. I want us both to fulfill one another’s fantasies. So. Wanna tie each other up and make one another moan?

It’s Friday!! Any dirty girls around here wanna fuck around with a horny DILF alone in his office? I’d love to show off and worship your sexy body 😈

@CordialCowboy

Howdy!

Look. I’m a real world guy. I want to meet up and get lunch and check the vibe. And if we click… I want us to be friends!

Yes. I also want benefits haha but I’m lookin to give every bit as good as I get. There is a lot of passion and sensual fun missing from my life. If you feel similarly, maybe we can fill in those gaps for one another.

Me? I’m a fit, white male, well educated, clean, hygienic, I don’t smoke, I drink socially, and I love to read, be outdoors, and enjoy a good movie or tv show!

So. Where we goin to lunch this week?!

Ps: I’m in my midtown office right now and game to meet up today!

Howdy!

Look. I’m a real world guy. I want to meet up and get lunch and check the vibe. And if we click… I want us to be friends!

Yes. I also want benefits haha but I’m lookin to give every bit as good as I get. There is a lot of passion and sensual fun missing from my life. If you feel similarly, maybe we can fill in those gaps for one another.

Me? I’m a fit, white male, well educated, clean, hygienic, I don’t smoke, I drink socially, and I love to read, be outdoors, and enjoy a good movie or tv show!

So. Where we goin to lunch this week?!

Ps: I’m in my midtown office right now and game to meet up today!

Well hi!

I’m a fit, fun loving DILF, with a long term fantasy of playing with a succubus. I’d lowkey love to build a role play with someone awesome.

I’ve done a lot of virtual/voice sex shenanigans and my partner’s pleasure is just as enjoyable as my own.

I’m well spoken, intelligent, and am a believer in communication.

So. Come on over! Let’s chat and see if we might enjoy some time together!

Well hi!

I’m a fit, fun loving DILF, with a long term fantasy of playing with a succubus. I’d lowkey love to build a role play with someone awesome.

I’ve done a lot of virtual/voice sex shenanigans and my partner’s pleasure is just as enjoyable as my own.

I’m well spoken, intelligent, and am a believer in communication.

So. Come on over! Let’s chat and see if we might enjoy some time together!

I’m hot. You’re hot. We should probably show off and get a little filthy together… I’ll cum for you if you’ll cum for me 😈

@CordialCowboy

Well hi!

I’m a fit, fun loving DILF, with a long term fantasy of playing with a succubus. I’d lowkey love to build a role play with someone awesome.

I’ve done a lot of virtual/voice sex shenanigans and my partner’s pleasure is just as enjoyable as my own.

I’m well spoken, intelligent, and am a believer in communication.

So. Come on over! Let’s chat and see if we might enjoy some time together!

Well hi!

I’m a fit, fun loving DILF, with a long term fantasy of playing with a succubus. I’d lowkey love to build a role play with someone awesome.

I’ve done a lot of virtual/voice sex shenanigans and my partner’s pleasure is just as enjoyable as my own.

I’m well spoken, intelligent, and am a believer in communication.

So. Come on over! Let’s chat and see if we might enjoy some time together!

Well hi!

I’m a fit, fun loving DILF, with a long term fantasy of playing with a succubus. I’d lowkey love to build a role play with someone awesome.

I’ve done a lot of virtual/voice sex shenanigans and my partner’s pleasure is just as enjoyable as my own.

I’m well spoken, intelligent, and am a believer in communication.

So. Come on over! Let’s chat and see if we might enjoy some time together!

Well happy hump day!

Me? I’m just an attractive, hygienic, discreet DILF looking to meet a fun baddie here in Classic city!

Shoot me a message and let’s check the vibe. :)