u/BadWolfMan1

After wasting a good deal of time chasing 3 little piggies, I'm off to seeking a different kind of mess to get into. Is everyone here always so intense and serious? Looking for someone to get the stick out of their ass and come laugh with me, at me, and at yourself.

I live in central USA. I'm on the more muscular end of a dad bod, taller than your average joe and funnier than him as well. I'm currently running through Harry potter audibles and running on the treadmill, while I'm at it I may as well be running through your mind. I also enjoy long walks to the fridge. Nevermind, I lied. I like quick walks to the fridge. I'm a work smart not hard kinda guy, but I'm known to scrape up my hands and sometimes my head getting into jobs under the car or under the hood. Sometimes that includes obligatory cussing.

My ideal person would be a straight shooter and not waste time trying to jump through 27 hoops to exchange photos or voice notes or any other pleasantries. They would also have the ability to laugh and actually know what it means to flirt.

And now before I dissappear, here's a random fact that will only appear for premium members:

After wasting a good deal of time chasing 3 little piggies, I'm off to seeking a different kind of mess to get into. Is everyone here always so intense and serious? Looking for someone to get the stick out of their ass and come laugh with me, at me, and at yourself.

I live in central USA. I'm on the more muscular end of a dad bod, taller than your average joe and funnier than him as well. I'm currently running through Harry potter audibles and running on the treadmill, while I'm at it I may as well be running through your mind. I also enjoy long walks to the fridge. Nevermind, I lied. I like quick walks to the fridge. I'm a work smart not hard kinda guy, but I'm known to scrape up my hands and sometimes my head getting into jobs under the car or under the hood. Sometimes that includes obligatory cussing.

My ideal person would be a straight shooter and not waste time trying to jump through 27 hoops to exchange photos or voice notes or any other pleasantries. They would also have the ability to laugh and actually know what it means to flirt.

And now before I dissappear, here's a random fact that will only appear for premium members:

After wasting a good deal of time chasing 3 little piggies, I'm off to seeking a different kind of mess to get into. Is everyone here always so intense and serious? Looking for someone to get the stick out of their ass and come laugh with me, at me, and at yourself.

I live in central USA. I'm on the more muscular end of a dad bod, taller than your average joe and funnier than him as well. I'm currently running through Harry potter audibles and running on the treadmill, while I'm at it I may as well be running through your mind. I also enjoy long walks to the fridge. Nevermind, I lied. I like quick walks to the fridge. I'm a work smart not hard kinda guy, but I'm known to scrape up my hands and sometimes my head getting into jobs under the car or under the hood. Sometimes that includes obligatory cussing.

My ideal person would be a straight shooter and not waste time trying to jump through 27 hoops to exchange photos or voice notes or any other pleasantries. They would also have the ability to laugh and actually know what it means to flirt.

And now before I dissappear, here's a random fact that will only appear for premium members:

After wasting a good deal of time chasing 3 little piggies, I'm off to seeking a different kind of mess to get into. Is everyone here always so intense and serious? Looking for someone to get the stick out of their ass and come laugh with me, at me, and at yourself.

I live in central USA. I'm on the more muscular end of a dad bod, taller than your average joe and funnier than him as well. I'm currently running through Harry potter audibles and running on the treadmill, while I'm at it I may as well be running through your mind. I also enjoy long walks to the fridge. Nevermind, I lied. I like quick walks to the fridge. I'm a work smart not hard kinda guy, but I'm known to scrape up my hands and sometimes my head getting into jobs under the car or under the hood. Sometimes that includes obligatory cussing.

My ideal person would be a straight shooter and not waste time trying to jump through 27 hoops to exchange photos or voice notes or any other pleasantries. They would also have the ability to laugh and actually know what it means to flirt.

And now before I dissappear, here's a random fact that will only appear for premium members:

After wasting a good deal of time chasing 3 little piggies, I'm off to seeking a different kind of mess to get into. Is everyone here always so intense and serious? Looking for someone to get the stick out of their ass and come laugh with me, at me, and at yourself.

I live in central USA. I'm on the more muscular end of a dad bod, taller than your average joe and funnier than him as well. I'm currently running through Harry potter audibles and running on the treadmill, while I'm at it I may as well be running through your mind. I also enjoy long walks to the fridge. Nevermind, I lied. I like quick walks to the fridge. I'm a work smart not hard kinda guy, but I'm known to scrape up my hands and sometimes my head getting into jobs under the car or under the hood. Sometimes that includes obligatory cussing.

My ideal person would be a straight shooter and not waste time trying to jump through 27 hoops to exchange photos or voice notes or any other pleasantries. They would also have the ability to laugh and actually know what it means to flirt.

And now before I dissappear, here's a random fact that will only appear for premium members:

Greetings friends. I'm in town for a couple months, got a big place all to myself and cant help but to feel lonely! Looking to make a connection with someone and if the cards are right maybe cuddle. I am not looking for a sex partner or fuck buddy. I want someone who can be an actual friend first, sexy as a secondary perhaps.

I like working out, have lost a ton of weight and put on muscle. I like to call myself a muscular dad bod with some tone. Tall enough to reach your top cabinet at 5'11. Im the class clown and like to laugh a lot.

Anyway hit me up if you're interested and are local to satx or can come down!