u/Cazual_fun

Any non size queens out there that actually prefer, like or want to try a small/average sized yummy cock? I’m perfect for first timers, inexperienced or if you don’t have a great gag reflex.

I’m a chill & attractive middle aged white male, tall, hairy chest, average build, trimmed, just under 5” circumcised, disease free, non smoker, no drugs. I can host.

You should be FEMALE, drug/disease free, not a working lady and won’t flake out. Looks not important, all shapes, sizes and ages welcome. I can return the favor or finger you if you desire.

So I know you read my post your first message must include a description of yourself and your favorite sports team. All other replies I will assume are spam and I will ignore.

I arrive in town and at my hotel. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!

HUGE PLUS if you are:
Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, nerdy, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun during my short layover. I will be staying very close to LAX airport.

If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung but am small/average sized. I’m perfect if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped or even first time anal. SAFE PLAY ONLY.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps? Won’t flake out or ghost???

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake.

Are you tired of those toys and fingers and know there is no replacement for the real thing. Maybe you are very horny but very shy, inexperienced, insecure, awkward, imperfect or maybe a virgin ready for your first time, or have daddy issues! Preferably you should be between 20-30 to be a true age gap but open if not far off.

Option 1:
We make out, touch, fondle, grope each other.

Option 2:
Number 1 plus mutual oral pleasure.

Option 3:
Number 1 & 2 plus penetration.

Can be vanilla or kinky. It’s up to you. No expectations and boundaries will be respected. No need to be a pro or experienced.

If you are very shy, anxious, insecure, low body image, introverted, awkward or easily embarrassed we can have the lights dimmed low or off.

You should be down to earth, able to travel (I Host), not a flake, time waster or will ghost and NOT a size queen. I am non-judgmental so if feel you are imperfect no worries.
HUGE PLUS if you are very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts.

I’m a handsome professional white male, 6 ft tall, hairy chest, slight dad bod, brown hair and eyes, no facial hair, always very clean and well kept appearance. I don’t smoke or drink, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am small/average down there so perfect if big hurts, very tight, or it’s your first time. If you are a size queen or plus sized then I may not be the best choice. Safe play only. I will be staying at a hotel near LAX airport so I can host.

If you are real and serious about actually meeting your first message MUST include a description of yourself and what Option above you are interested in. All other messages I will assume are bots and I won’t reply.

Your pic for mine in return.

This might be a needle in a haystack but here goes nothing.

Are you in desperate need of casual fun? No plans for this Friday night? Maybe between 20-30?

Huge plus if you are shy, inexperienced, a virgin ready for your first time, very petite, very hairy, small/flat chest.

If you are very shy, insecure, awkward, introverted or any reason you might be embarrassed being in the nude in front of someone we can have the lights on very low or completely off.

Your looks or ethnicity aren’t important. I just want a down to earth, chill and non-judgmental female craving to be touched and pleasured.

I’m an attractive middle aged white male in town for work and can host at my hotel near LAX airport. I am six foot tall, hairy chest, dad bod, non-smoker, non-drinker, no drugs or diseases and expect the same in return. I have excellent personal hygiene and take care of my appearance. Usually I have no facial hair but currently a little bit of stubble. I have been told my tongue is amazing for kisses down there.
I am NOT hung but on the smaller side of average so if you prefer a big tool or are plus sized I’m probably not the best option for you.

If you are still reading and interested in having some fun tonight and decide to message me, your response must include a description of yourself, experience level and your favorite food. This is so I can tell who is real & interested and who are the fakes.

Serious inquiries only. Unfortunately Reddit is filled with fakes, flakes, ghosting and time wasters.

Are you in desperate need of some adult playtime with a chill mature Daddy? Are those toys and fingers just not getting the job done anymore? Perhaps you are very shy, inexperienced, a virgin ready to have her cherry popped, have daddy issues or into age gap!

—-I am in town now and staying near LAX airport. If you aren’t available please don’t bother responding—-

Option 1:
We make out, touch, fondle, grope each other.

Option 2:
Number 1 plus mutual oral pleasure.

Option 3:
Number 1 & 2 plus penetration.

Can be vanilla or kinky. It’s up to you. No expectations and boundaries will be respected.

If you are very shy, anxious, insecure, low body image, feel unattractive, awkward, introverted or easily embarrassed we can have the lights dimmed low or off.

You should be down to earth, able to travel (I Host), not a flake, time waster or will ghost and NOT a size queen. Looks not important so plain Jane’s are welcome.
HUGE PLUS if you are very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts.

I’m a handsome professional white male, 6 ft tall, hairy dad bod, brown hair and eyes, no facial hair, always very clean and well kept appearance. I don’t smoke or drink, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am smaller down there so perfect if big hurts or it’s your first time or it’s been awhile.

If you are real and serious about actually meeting, your first message MUST include a description of yourself and what Option above you are interested in. All other messages I will assume are bots and I won’t reply.

Your pic for mine in return.

How does this scenario sound to you:

I am in town for work and at my hotel near LAX airport. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!

HUGE PLUS if you are:
Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, nerdy, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun while I’m in town. I will be staying very close to LAX airport.

If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung but am small/average sized. I’m perfect if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped or even first time anal. SAFE PLAY ONLY.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps? Won’t flake out or ghost???

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite sports team. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake.

If so you are exactly what I’m looking for. The more the better actually. I’ve always admired the all natural look so if it explodes out the sides of your panties and onto your thighs or you even have a yummy treasure trail or you think it is a wild jungle down there then by all means please message me. I have a huge appetite.

I’m a good looking WM, tall, average build, a LOT of experience in muff diving, always very clean, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am very down to earth and chill and non-judgmental. Just looking to bury my face in a yummy full bush!!!

I Travel for work and I CAN HOST ;)

If interested please provide a description of yourself and your favorite color so I can weed out the fakes & flakes. If you squirt or gush that’s a huge bonus.
I know you will enjoy my experienced tongue and lips. Let me give you the pillow princes treatment that you deserve….no reciprocation required ;)

Lay back or sit on my face or even from behind and cum as often as you can take.

Are you in desperate need of some adult playtime with a chill mature Daddy? Are those toys and fingers just not getting the job done anymore? Perhaps you are very shy, inexperienced, a virgin ready to have her cherry popped, have daddy issues or it’s been a long time since you have had intimacy!

—-I will be in town 05/20-05/23 and staying near LAX airport. If you aren’t available these days at any time please don’t bother responding—-

Option 1:
We make out, touch, fondle, grope each other.

Option 2:
Number 1 plus mutual oral pleasure.

Option 3:
Number 1 & 2 plus penetration.

Can be vanilla or kinky. It’s up to you. No expectations and boundaries will be respected.

If you are very shy, anxious, insecure, low body image, feel unattractive, awkward, introverted or easily embarrassed we can have the lights dimmed low or off.

You should be down to earth, able to travel (I Host), not a flake, time waster or will ghost and NOT a size queen. Looks not important so plain Jane’s are welcome.
HUGE PLUS if you are very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts.

I’m a handsome professional white male, 6 ft tall, hairy dad bod, brown hair and eyes, no facial hair, always very clean and well kept appearance. I don’t smoke or drink, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am small/average down there so perfect if big hurts or it’s your first time or it’s been awhile.

If you are real and serious about actually meeting, your first message MUST include a description of yourself and what Option above you are interested in. All other messages I will assume are bots and I won’t reply.

Your pic for mine in return.

Picture this scenario:

I arrive in town and at my hotel near LAX airport. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!
If you have another interesting idea for fun please let me know.

I am in search of a unique female such as:

Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, nerdy, alt,into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NO STRINGS ATTACHED fun while I’m in town. If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung so no size queens. I’m the perfect size if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped or even first time anal. I have protection and will use.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps? Won’t flake out or ghost?

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake.

How does this scenario sound to you:

I arrive in town and at my hotel. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!

HUGE PLUS if you are:
Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, nerdy, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun while I’m in town. I will be staying very close to LAX airport.

If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung but am small/average sized. I’m perfect if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped or even first time anal. SAFE PLAY ONLY.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps? Won’t flake out or ghost???

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake.

Are those toys and fingers just not getting the job done anymore? You know there is no replacement for the real thing. Maybe you are very horny but very shy, inexperienced, insecure, awkward, imperfect or maybe a virgin ready for your first time, or have daddy issues!

Option 1:
We make out, touch, fondle, grope each other.

Option 2:
Number 1 plus mutual oral pleasure.

Option 3:
Number 1 & 2 plus penetration.

Can be vanilla or kinky. It’s up to you. No expectations and boundaries will be respected

If you are very shy, anxious, insecure, low body image, introverted or easily embarrassed we can have the lights dimmed low or off.

You should be down to earth, able to travel (I Host), not a flake, time waster or will ghost and NOT a size queen. I am non-judgmental so Looks not important so plain Jane’s are welcome.
HUGE PLUS if you are very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts.

I’m a handsome professional white male, 6 ft tall, hairy chest, slight dad bod, brown hair and eyes, no facial hair, always very clean and well kept appearance. I don’t smoke or drink, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am small/average down there so perfect if big hurts, very tight, or it’s your first time. Safe play only. I will be staying at a hotel near LAX airport so I can host.

If you are real and serious about actually meeting your first message MUST include a description of yourself and what Option above you are interested in. All other messages I will assume are bots and I won’t reply.

Your pic for mine in return.

How does this sound?
I arrive in town and at my hotel. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!

I am in search of a unique female such as:
Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, nerdy, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun while I’m in town.
If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung so no size queens. I’m the perfect size if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped or even your anal cherry. Safe play only. We can be vanilla or kinky…kissing or no kissing is ok also.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps? I will be staying at a hotel near LAX airport.

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake.

Your pic for mine in return.

How does this scenario sound to you:

I arrive in town and at my hotel. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!

All females looking for fun most welcome to reply. HUGE PLUS if you are:

Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun while I’m in town. If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung but am small/average sized. I’m perfect if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps?

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake. Also low karma and Reddit generated usernames are red flags.

Your pic for mine in return.

Picture this scenario:

I arrive in town and am at my hotel. I am sitting on the edge of my bed in just my boxers. The lights are off. My door is unlocked waiting for you. You strip down to your bra and panties. You come and sit on my lap. We make out, touch, fondle and grope each other. You are getting soaking wet and I can feel it on my legs. You lay back on the bed and I take your panties off with my teeth. I start to lick and kiss your inner thighs. Your clit is throbbing and begging for my tongue and lips to please you. I devour you as if it were my last meal while I caress your breasts. Then……..you will have to message to see how this adventure continues!!
If you have another interesting idea for fun please let me know.

As I mentioned in my title, I am in search of a unique female such as:

Very shy, inexperienced, a virgin, very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts, awkward, introverted, plain Jane type, insecure, into age gaps or daddy issues. If you are unique in another interesting way please let me know. I’m non-judgmental and just looking for mutual casual NSA fun while I’m in town. If you are very shy, easily embarrassed, nervous about revealing your body, insecure or it’s your first time we can keep the lights off or on very low.

I am a good looking white male, tall, slight dad bod, hairy chest, down to earth, brown hair and eyes, non-smoker, no drugs for obvious reasons, no diseases and expect the same. I always take care of my appearance and smell good. My tongue skills are on point and my superpower. I am NOT hung so no size queens. I’m the perfect size if big hurts, if you are very tight or you are looking to get your cherry popped.

Still here? Intrigued? interesting in chatting and meeting up perhaps?

If so your first message MUST include a description of yourself, experience level and favorite color. ALL other responses I will assume didn’t read the ad and are fake. Also low karma and Reddit generated usernames I will assume are red flags.

Your pic for mine in return.

Are those toys and fingers just not getting the job done anymore? You know there is no replacement for the real thing. Perhaps you are very shy, inexperienced, insecure, awkward, imperfect or maybe a virgin ready to have your cherry popped, or have daddy issues!

Option 1:
We make out, touch, fondle, grope each other.

Option 2:
Number 1 plus mutual oral pleasure.

Option 3:
Number 1 & 2 plus penetration.

Can be vanilla or kinky. It’s up to you. No expectations and boundaries will be respected

If you are very shy, anxious, insecure, low body image, introverted or easily embarrassed we can have the lights dimmed low or off.

You should be down to earth, able to travel (I Host), not a flake, time waster or will ghost and NOT a size queen. I am non-judgmental so Looks not important so plain Jane’s are welcome.
HUGE PLUS if you are very hairy, petite, small/flat breasts.

I’m a handsome professional white male, 6 ft tall, hairy dad bod, brown hair and eyes, no facial hair, always very clean and well kept appearance. I don’t smoke or drink, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am small/average down there so perfect if big hurts or it’s your first time. I travel for my job and will be staying at a hotel very close to LAX airport.

If you are real and serious about actually meeting your first message MUST include a description of yourself and what Option above you are interested in. All other messages I will assume are bots and I won’t reply.

Your pic for mine in return.

Any non size queens out there that actually prefer, like or want to try a small/average sized yummy cock? I’m perfect for first timers, inexperienced or if you don’t have a great gag reflex.

I’m a chill & attractive middle aged white male, tall, hairy chest, average build, trimmed, circumcised, disease free, non smoker, no drugs. I can travel or meetup somewhere or CarPlay.

You should be FEMALE, drug/disease free, not a working lady and won’t flake out. Looks not important, all shapes, sizes and ages welcome. I can return the favor or finger you if you desire.

So I know you read my post your first message must include a description of yourself and your favorite sports team. All other replies I will assume are spam and I will ignore.

If so you are exactly what I’m looking for. The more the better actually. I’ve always admired the all natural look so if it explodes out the sides of your panties or you even have a yummy treasure trail or you think it is a wild jungle down there then by all means please message me hahaha

I’m a good looking WM, tall, average build, a LOT of experience in muff diving, always very clean, no drugs or diseases and expect the same. I am very down to earth and chill and non-judgmental. Just looking to bury my face in a yummy full bush!!! I’m in town for a quick layover visiting family so I can travel but cannot host.

If interested please tell me about yourself. If you squirt or gush that’s a huge bonus. I know you will enjoy my experienced tongue and lips. Let me give you the pillow princes treatment that you deserve….no reciprocation required ;)

Lay back or sit on my face or even from behind and cum as often as you can take.