u/Educational-Yam8664

Pictures here: https://www.reddit.com/user/Educational-Yam8664/comments/1tkj3km/uberrime_collection/

I've bought 6 different toys from the company Uberrime and I absolutely love them! They have a wide variety of fantasy toys with really interesting designs and textures, and you can pay a bit more to add custom colors and make them really colorful. Some models even have the option to add a slot to insert a bullet vibrator. You can pick and choose what size you want and what shore level you want. All of them come in body-safe platinum-cured silicone. I've also spoken with Marco from customer service a few times and he's extremely helpful and nice. Best of all it supports a small US business. Highly recommend them!

They also have a partner company named Dee's Big Daddies. Their site is very similar to Uberrime's, but I haven't tried any of their products and they have a pretty limited selection.

I've used those spiky/bumpy dishwashing gloves for jacking off. I also love foot stimulation and got this wooden roller for plantar fascitis that has these bumpy and spiky textured rollers that feel awesome while jacking off. I've also used clothespins and chip clips as nipple clamps. And plenty of random phallic objects as dildos before I learned they have to be body safe materials. What about you guys? Any fellow MacGyvers of gooning?

I noticed I tend to prefer the feeling of my hand over pretty much any stroker I've ever tried. I like to be able to adjust the pressure and such. But I wanted something a little more. I got a pack of those dishwashing gloves that have the silicone spiky bits on them for scrubbing dishes and holy shit it's so much better than any stroker. You can also use the other hand in reverse- a lot of gloves will have a different rigid, bumpy texture on the back side. Highly recommend!

Another weird thing I noticed is that when I'm jacking off, if I rubbed my feet on a surface, the feeling of my feet on certain things would make my body tingle. So I went on Amazon and I got this wooden foot roller intended for plantar fascitis that has all these little bumpy and spiky textures on it, and tried using it, and IT'S INCREDIBLE. If you like having your feet stimulated, seriously try this. Comes with the added bonus of being very good for your feet.

What weird things (obviously aside from like using random phallic objects as dildos) have you used as a sex toy?

Edit: random bonus, I've used clothes pins and chip clips as an alternative for nipple clamps! Just be careful because they can have a lot more tension and can cause more pain.