Conservative Family-Man Patriot Who Secretly Wants to Be My Broken fincuck
You’re the loudest “family values” guy in the room ! Trump flags on your truck, raging about feminists and “welfare queens” on Facebook, telling everyone you’re the king of your castle…
But deep down you’re a weak, broke-minded, and dying to hand your entire paycheck to a hot, liberal goddess who laughs at everything you pretend to stand for.
I’m going to drain your bank account while I go on dates with real men, buy new lingerie you’ll never touch, and fund my life that’s everything you hate. You’ll make you send it with a smile, then type “Thank you Goddess for taking what’s rightfully yours” while your account hits zero and your little MAGA heart throbs.
The more you publicly scream about “personal responsibility” and “socialism,” the wetter it makes me when you privately beg to go into debt for me. Married/engaged guys who have to hide the charges from their trad wife jump straight to the top.