u/Peppering-Love-Kink

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! Please note I may not be to respond right away, I’m on my way home from a very long week traveling for work.

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad!

For the record, I was in the yard all morning cleaning shit up 😂.

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! Heading out for drinks tonight with some friends and would love to log back on later this evening to some quality responses 🥰

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! Heading out for drinks tonight with some friends and would love to log back on later this evening to some quality responses 🥰

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

A little keyed up right now …. and not really ready for bed yet … figured I’d see if any sexy woman close in age are feeling the same way. Please be in PA and single (but married is okay if you’re close in age). I’m a total kinkster with a submissive side but we don’t need to go there. Just looking for some fun sexy smiles tonight with someone in the same state (you never know where it could go), great convo and lots of sexy talk. Would love longer term … but totally get it if it’s only for a day. I can chat most days … cause well … being remote has its perks other then laundry and house work 😉

A little keyed up right now …. and not really ready for bed yet … figured I’d see if any sexy woman close in age are feeling the same way. Please be in PA and single (but married is okay if you’re close in age). I’m a total kinkster with a submissive side but we don’t need to go there. Just looking for some fun sexy smiles tonight with someone in the same state (you never know where it could go), great convo and lots of sexy talk. Would love longer term … but totally get it if it’s only for a day. I can chat most days … cause well … being remote has its perks other then laundry and house work 😉

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Good Evening … I’m bored and in the mood for some sexy fun this evening. It’s pouring cats and dogs out here tonight and I’m bored to death laying in bed. Nothing good on TV, tired of looking at Reddit and X and in the mood for some sexy chat.

Preferably you’re on the East Coast US and close in age …and yes, bored and horny this evening. Hit me up with your last sexy fantasy and I’ll share mine 😉.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with all of you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work for me.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my goofy (but long) ad! Not gonna lie, I’m looking for my person.

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking on my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us. I’m happy to chat with you and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your presence, mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your presence, mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.

Hi Ladies! Thanks for clicking my ad! 

First things first … ladies under age 45 and any ladies in any type of committed relationship … please skip to the bottom and read the Post Script (PS) and Post Sub-Script (PSS).

Now on to the good stuff … I have two teenage kiddos I adore and whose lives I am a big part of daily. I’m a very involved Dad and love that role - I never miss an event in anything they participate. I’m an educated professional and currently hold a leadership role within my organization. I like to think I’m an all-around fun guy. I’ve got a great sense of humor and love to laugh, but don’t take myself too seriously. I’ve often described myself in the corporate world as a “bull that knows how to walk through a China shop” but outside of work I am a total goofball! I’m more comfortable in torn jeans, T-Shirt and boots than I am wearing “business casual.” I prefer wine over beer and love high end restaurants (but pizza and wings will always be my fav). I enjoy cooking and I make the absolute best French Onion Risotto, and occasionally bake as well. I enjoy watching sci-fi movies with my son and am the type of dad who will paint his toe-nails for his daughter. I’m more of a beach/ocean guy than I am sitting around a campfire. I love to travel – though admittedly I’ve become more of a homebody as I’ve gotten older. I have a Harley I ride in the summer and recently started painting Christmas ceramics. I have a heavy metal addiction and play guitar although not very well (I can only play Metallica). I’m not much of a fan of TV but love NFL Football and will occasionally read a book.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, in good shape for my age with a couple of tattoos. I work out on a regular basis and try to stay in shape to stave off diabetes and for stress relief. I do think I look pretty damn good in a pair of jeans and form fitting T-Shirt.

Sexually I am about as open-minded and kinky as they come. I have both a dominant side and a submissive side, both of which I’d love to explorer with the right woman. I’m bi-curious but not in any romantic way (I love women far too much). Yes ladies - I enjoy a good dildo in my ass and am open to the real thing if the opportunity presents itself with the right person. I love the idea of pee play and all things anal and absolutely love being on a woman’s breast for the closeness and comfort it brings (yup, love “Mommy” boob time whenever I want 🤷‍♂️). I’d love to explore male chastity and more of a female lead sexual relationship and be willing to experience an open relationship together with other couples (again never tried it but the adventure would be fun I think). I want to be doted over and pawed after when I come home, someone that wants to have a sexual dynamic with me … however we define it – someone I can relate to on that level. Someone that also wants that in return. Physical touch is my Love Language.

But with all that said – and this is the most important part – I want a loving, caring, trusting, romantic relationship. I want walks in the evening (or early mornings), random kisses and ass slaps in the kitchen and warm hugs at any point during the day. I want conversations about your work day, late nights goofing off and early morning cups of coffee sitting on the sofa. I want you to help me make the bed, I want pet names and goofy, silly random texts while we are at work. I want to laugh at dumb things we both do and someone to remind me to grab my keys and wallet before I leave the house. Yes – I really do want to hear endlessly about the TV show you are binge watching or the book you are reading and I want to share the boringness of the ceramics I just finished painting or something stupid I saw on my walk or Twitter. I want to debate politics and social issues and want to share in whatever your hobbies are at any given time. I want you to rely on me for emotional support and allow me to do the same (if you haven’t figured it out by now self-expression isn’t an issue for me). I really do want all the ups and downs a relationship offers – not just the sexy stuff (but that is hugely important to me).                    

I’m looking for a woman that is on the US East Coast, close in age and has a career (to the younger ladies - if I’m old enough to be your father, I’m to old to be your lover). Someone professional but doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a goofy sense of humor. My preference is you are moderate to left leaning and have an open mind - I’m attracted self-confidence. I’m looking for someone somewhat dominant in and out of the bedroom but with a warm romantic and tender side as well. Someone that loves to travel – both long drives and flying. You must also love the beach and sand. Light social drinker - but willing to plow down, fuck like bunnies and be hung over the next day occasionally. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “fuck” in everyday conversation and can find the humor in anything. I am naturally attracted to height and weight proportionate women; however, mom bods, stretch marks and cellulite are okay. But - if you aren’t comfortable (or self confident enough) wearing a bikini at the beach occasionally, we probably won’t be right for each other. I am far more concerned with your attitude, open mindedness and playfulness than I am your physical qualities – though physical attraction is important. I would love for you to have teenage children at home. Finally, a woman that reads the ad to completion, follows directions and provides a well thought out response … even if she is Dominant and being told what to do 😘 ❤️.

Sexually – I need you to be open minded and have a some sense of exploration. My preference is that you are “heteroflexible” leaning. Please be comfortable in your own skin sexually as I’ve done a lot of work on myself over the years and grow more and more comfortable with my wants and desires the older I get. Please be open to the above – while I have never truly explored the above, and have no idea what any of it looks like longer term, I want you to want to experiment in the bedroom but laugh when it doesn’t work the way we envisioned or do it again if it does work. I need you to be comfortable with your sexuality and be able to have conversations about it. 

If you made it this far you may be saying to yourself this ad seems very sexually focused and … you would be right … it’s important to me at this point in my life and I won’t go into another serious “live in” relationship without having a fun sexual connection based on open communication and being able to relate sexually. I was judged for far too long and dealt with body confidence issues with my Ex my entire relationship - I’m over it. I feel like I missed out on a lot of bedroom fun during my life with the right woman and it won’t happen again.

So … if my ad resonated with you then send me a thoughtful DM showing both your Dominant side and your tender side by first telling me about yourself and then describing what you liked most about my ad and what you liked least.

Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

P.S. Please be single. While I have no issues with ENM, Poly, non-married D/s or even married women stepping out … I know myself well enough to know those types of relationships won’t work for me. I want your presence, mind, heart and your pussy to myself at first. You can’t be my person if any one of those things already belongs to someone else.

P.S.S. Single ladies under 45 … you have all been amazing and absolutely gorgeous and I’m happy that you love my ad and want to “shoot your shot” but I just can’t relate to the phase of life you are at right now. Sure our kinks align but there needs to be more than that for me. Every one of you lovely ladies that have messaged me have had kiddos under the age of 10 and while they are amazing ages … I can’t relate to that phase of life anymore and honestly … I don’t want to. My involvement days with smaller children are over unless they are related to me. I have no desire to allow my wants/needs to pull you away from your own children nor do I want to get connected to them only to have things not work out between us.

I’m happy to chat with either category and open up as well about all this stuff but at the end of the day I know long term it will not work.