u/Tanuschka-Inked

I met this sub. He’s kind of the Swiss army knife of subs. Like a musical dildo with emotional support features and kinky as fuck.
We start talking and suddenly three hours disappear easily. He constantly makes me laugh. Every single conversation turns into fun in the best possible way. And when I start getting tired, this man casually picks up a guitar, sings me songs, and somehow makes time timeless.
Then he starts showing me random crafty things he made and they’re actually beautiful. Like… suspiciously beautiful.
Time speeds up when we hang out. Faster and faster.
He never stops talking.
I never want him to stop talking.
Anyway, he’s completely broke and time runs faster with him.
A premium-grade time waster. The deluxe model.
And i love it.

So I met this sub. He’s kind of the Swiss army knife of subs. Like a musical dildo with emotional support features and kinky as fuck.
We start talking and suddenly three hours disappear. He constantly makes me laugh. Every single conversation turns into fun in the best possible way. And when I start getting tired, this man casually picks up a guitar, sings me songs, and somehow makes time timeless.
Then he starts showing me random crafty things he made with his hands and they’re actually beautiful. Like… suspiciously beautiful.
Time speeds up when we hang out. Faster and faster.
He never stops talking.
I never want him to stop talking.
Anyway, he’s completely broke and time runs faster with him.
So I’m trying to figure out if he’s a time waster.

I think I’ve caught something… pretty sure it’s a Findom STD.
One of those filthy community subs that slides into every DM without protection paid me a visit. We had some fun, no regrets at the time… but now something feels off.
Symptoms so far:
- allergic reactions to “hi” messages
-uncontrollable eye twitch when I see those fishing posts
-mild irritation whenever someone says “you’re different“
-slight brain fog like my common sense disapeared
- an overall itch
Honestly, I think it even made me a bit numb for a moment.
Maybe it clears up once I disinfect my inbox and start fresh.

So I found a Sub on Reddit and we agreed that he would send me 12 pictures. He’s quite experienced, a sperm whale, so he explained the rules: he would send 12 pictures, all in different positions, with his dick in them. He told me that I had to reply “send again,” so we did a bit of this findom thing, and every time he sent one picture, I said “send again.”
Sometimes I even said “double up,” and he would send two pictures at once.
But now I need help from the community. Something still doesn’t feel quite right. Something is definitely fishy. I’ve been waiting to get money out of it, but nothing has happened. I got all 12 pictures, I said the right words, and still nothing happened.
I thought everything was right. I got 12 dick pics. Is he a time waster?