You're so beta you'd probably cry 1f I told you that your tiny little thing is the size of a peanut, but I'm not going to tell you because I want to keep laughing at your desperate attempts to be useful, which you're not.
I hope you're enjoying this because it's the highlight of your pathetic existence, staring at me while I degrade you for being so useless and small, and yes, I'm laughing at you the entire time.
You have a crush on the idea of being a girl because being a man has brought you nothing but failure and disappointment. Let me help you transition into what you were always meant to be: my property.