I’m a married 42 year old dad in Thornhill who works from home alone during the day. It definitely gets lonely and I’d love to have someone come over and have my way with. We’ll do all the things we can’t do normally. And I’ll be very sure to take care of you too. I’ve been snipped so no risks of accidents either.
Take a look at my profile if you want to see some content I’ve posted.
About Me: Allegedly responsible, occasionally sarcastic, and fully capable of having a conversation and throw in terrible dad jokes out of no where. Discreet, respectful, and very much understands real life comes first.
I'm about 5’9, brown eyes, a little salt in a pepper beard. Shaved head. Dad bod built for long snuggles and longer nights.
I’m hoping to meet a 30+ married woman who’s sweet with an edge, someone who can be a little submissive but isn’t shy about asking for (or taking) what she wants when the mood strikes. Confidence is sexy. So is a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you’re a bit of a nerd or geek, the kind who can talk trash during board games, quote some great movie lines, or get excited about a hobby or interest like it’s foreplay.
I have a serious appreciation for thick / mombod types. Soft curves, real bodies, and that grown woman energy absolutely do it for me. Someone who looks innocent, until she isn't.
Looking for flirty conversation, genuine chemistry. Not necessarily a slow burn, but building that tension that makes you grin at your phone when you shouldn't is a lot of fun. Sweet, sassy, playful… with just enough mischief to keep things interesting.
If this made you smirk or you’re already thinking of a clever reply, we might get along just fine. 😏
Absolutely willing to verify early on in conversation.
About Me: Allegedly responsible, occasionally sarcastic, and fully capable of having a conversation and throw in terrible dad jokes out of no where. Discreet, respectful, and very much understands real life comes first.
I'm about 5’9, brown eyes, a little salt in a pepper beard. Shaved head. Dad bod built for long snuggles and longer nights.
I’m hoping to meet a 30+ married woman who’s sweet with an edge, someone who can be a little submissive but isn’t shy about asking for (or taking) what she wants when the mood strikes. Confidence is sexy. So is a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you’re a bit of a nerd or geek, the kind who can talk trash during board games, quote some great movie lines, or get excited about a hobby or interest like it’s foreplay.
I have a serious appreciation for thick / mombod types. Soft curves, real bodies, and that grown woman energy absolutely do it for me. Someone who looks innocent, until she isn't.
Looking for flirty conversation, genuine chemistry. Not necessarily a slow burn, but building that tension that makes you grin at your phone when you shouldn't is a lot of fun. Sweet, sassy, playful… with just enough mischief to keep things interesting.
If this made you smirk or you’re already thinking of a clever reply, we might get along just fine. 😏
Absolutely willing to verify early on in conversation.
Good afternoon,
I’m looking for a woman that hasn’t been eaten out in a long time and wants to have some much needed attention between her legs, I’ve always been a giver in the bedroom and nothing turns me on more than making a woman cum with just my lips and tongue. I love it so much I’ve even cum while doing it, and I’d love to recreate that.
I’m 5’9 with a beard, DDF, have good hygiene, have a dad bod, white, don’t want reciprocation, and want to eat out until you can’t take it anymore.
Please be DDF, have good hygiene, I’m okay with hair down there, open to BBW, and be okay with kissing, face sitting and getting eaten out in multiple positions.
Hope to hear from you!
About Me: Allegedly responsible, occasionally sarcastic, and fully capable of having a conversation and throw in terrible dad jokes out of no where. Discreet, respectful, and very much understands real life comes first.
I'm about 5’9, brown eyes, a little salt in a pepper beard. Shaved head. Dad bod built for long snuggles and longer nights.
I’m hoping to meet a 30+ married woman who’s sweet with an edge, someone who can be a little submissive but isn’t shy about asking for (or taking) what she wants when the mood strikes. Confidence is sexy. So is a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you’re a bit of a nerd or geek, the kind who can talk trash during board games, quote some great movie lines, or get excited about a hobby or interest like it’s foreplay.
I have a serious appreciation for thick / mombod types. Soft curves, real bodies, and that grown woman energy absolutely do it for me. Someone who looks innocent, until she isn't.
Looking for flirty conversation, genuine chemistry. Not necessarily a slow burn, but building that tension that makes you grin at your phone when you shouldn't is a lot of fun. Sweet, sassy, playful… with just enough mischief to keep things interesting.
If this made you smirk or you’re already thinking of a clever reply, we might get along just fine. 😏
Absolutely willing to verify early on in conversation.
About Me: Allegedly responsible, occasionally sarcastic, and fully capable of having a conversation and throw in terrible dad jokes out of no where. Discreet, respectful, and very much understands real life comes first.
I'm about 5’9, brown eyes, a little salt in a pepper beard. Shaved head. Dad bod built for long snuggles and longer nights.
I’m hoping to meet a 30+ married woman who’s sweet with an edge, someone who can be a little submissive but isn’t shy about asking for (or taking) what she wants when the mood strikes. Confidence is sexy. So is a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you’re a bit of a nerd or geek, the kind who can talk trash during board games, quote some great movie lines, or get excited about a hobby or interest like it’s foreplay.
I have a serious appreciation for thick / mombod types. Soft curves, real bodies, and that grown woman energy absolutely do it for me. Someone who looks innocent, until she isn't.
Looking for flirty conversation, genuine chemistry. Not necessarily a slow burn, but building that tension that makes you grin at your phone when you shouldn't is a lot of fun. Sweet, sassy, playful… with just enough mischief to keep things interesting.
If this made you smirk or you’re already thinking of a clever reply, we might get along just fine. 😏
Absolutely willing to verify early on in conversation.
About Me: Allegedly responsible, occasionally sarcastic, and fully capable of having a conversation and throw in terrible dad jokes out of no where. Discreet, respectful, and very much understands real life comes first.
I'm about 5’9, brown eyes, a little salt in a pepper beard. Shaved head. Dad bod built for long snuggles and longer nights.
I’m hoping to meet a 30+ married woman who’s sweet with an edge, someone who can be a little submissive but isn’t shy about asking for (or taking) what she wants when the mood strikes. Confidence is sexy. So is a wicked sense of humor.
Bonus points if you’re a bit of a nerd or geek, the kind who can talk trash during board games, quote some great movie lines, or get excited about a hobby or interest like it’s foreplay.
I have a serious appreciation for thick / mombod types. Soft curves, real bodies, and that grown woman energy absolutely do it for me. Someone who looks innocent, until she isn't.
Looking for flirty conversation, genuine chemistry. Not necessarily a slow burn, but building that tension that makes you grin at your phone when you shouldn't is a lot of fun. Sweet, sassy, playful… with just enough mischief to keep things interesting.
If this made you smirk or you’re already thinking of a clever reply, we might get along just fine. 😏
Absolutely willing to verify early on in conversation.
I’m a married 42 year old dad in Thornhill who works from home alone during the day. It definitely gets lonely and I’d love to have someone come over and have my way with. We’ll do all the things we can’t do normally. And I’ll be very sure to take care of you too. I’ve been snipped so no risks of accidents either.
Take a look at my profile if you want to see some content I’ve posted.