u/cypresstx36

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

*notabot

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

I’m a 36 year old married male that is looking for women that are willing to let me cum on their bras. They can be off of you or while being worn. Hit me up if this is something you’d be interested in!

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

Married 36-year-old guy looking for a married woman interested in the unofficial role of “work wife.”

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t mean only chatting during work hours. I’m really just looking for someone willing to put in mutual effort to build an actual connection. Could be friendship, flirting, venting about life, whatever naturally develops. I just don’t want to be the only one carrying the conversation.

I’d also like someone who’s available outside of work hours too. I’m not expecting nonstop messaging 24/7, but I don’t want evenings and weekends to feel like radio silence either.

Preferably looking for someone around my age, though that’s not a hard requirement. Bonus points if you have kids because it definitely makes life easier to relate to. There’s something therapeutic about complaining to someone who understands the chaos of sitting through coach pitch practice while sweating to death and somehow still being exhausted afterward.

Please know how to hold a conversation and be willing to put in effort if we click. If it feels one-sided, I’ll probably just move on. I’d also rather exchange pics fairly early on. Nothing worse than having great chemistry and realizing the attraction isn’t there. It saves both people time and avoids the awkward disappointment later.

I’m in Texas, and it’d be great if you were too, but it’s not required. Similar time zones are probably more important than location. If we get along, I’d be open to moving to another app to chat.

Also, take a look at my profile/posts before messaging me. I’m pretty open about my interests, and it’s always awkward when someone starts chatting first and then disappears after finally checking my profile.

Looking forward to meeting someone interesting.

I’m a 36 year old married male looking for a married woman that is interested in applying for the role of work wife.

What does that mean, you might ask?? Well it is basically just putting a title on someone that’s willing to put in some effort to build some kind of relationship with each other. There are no limits on what it could be. I just don’t want to be the only one doing the work.

I also want to be upfront and say while it is a “work wife” title, that doesn’t mean I just want to chat during working hours. Please be available to some degree in the evenings and weekends. I’m not expecting chatting 24/7 but I don’t want those times to just be nothingness.

I’d like for you to be in a similar age range but it’s not an absolute dealbreaker. I’d prefer if you have kids. Makes it easier to relate to. It’s nice to vent to someone when I’m sweating at coach pitch practice and not even doing anything.

Please be willing to hold a conversation. I don’t want to be the only one putting the effort in. If I am then I’ll just move on to the next one. Also, please be willing to send a pic towards the beginning of our chat. Nothing is more annoying than having great chemistry only to find out the physical attractive isn’t there. It sucks and it kills the mood.

As my title suggests, I’m in Texas. It would be cool if you were too but again, not an absolute dealbreaker. Close timezones would at the very least be preferable. I’d be open to moving to another platform to chat if things are clicking.

Please look at my profile and my other posts. I don’t hide what I’m into. You don’t have to be into it and that’s totally fine but it’s annoying to get a chat going and then the woman looks at my profile and decides to ghost.

I’m looking forward to getting to know you!

I’m a 36 year old married male. Like many posts I’ve seen, this isn’t my first time on here. Being on Reddit seems to be like a drug I cannot quit. I will be honest, my marriage is great. It’s not a dead bedroom situation. I’m just bored at times and that gets the best of me. Meeting new people is a lot of fun too.

I’m looking for a woman to get to know. I’d like for you to be in a similar age range but not an absolute dealbreaker. I’d prefer if you have kids. Makes it easier to relate. It’s nice to vent to someone when I’m sweating at coach pitch practice and not even doing anything.

Please be willing to hold a conversation. I don’t want to be the only one putting the effort in. If I am then I’ll just move on to the next one. Also, please be willing to send a pic towards the beginning of our chat. Nothing is more annoying than having great chemistry only to find out the physical attractive isn’t there. It sucks and it kills the mood.

As my title suggests, I’m in Texas. It would be cool if you were too but again, not an absolute dealbreaker. Close timezones would at the very least be preferable. I’d be open to moving to another platform to chat if things are clicking.

Please look at my profile and my other posts. I don’t hide what I’m into. You don’t have to be into it and that’s totally fine but it’s annoying to get a chat going and then the woman looks at my profile and decides to ghost.

Lastly, please be willing to chat outside of normal work hours. I don’t need to chat 24/7 but when someone disappears every evening and weekend it makes it hard to keep the momentum going. I’ll be honest, some nights I won’t be available to chat but that’s not the norm. I get we each have our own lives and don’t want to distract from that but want to build something real with you too.

I’m a 36 year old married male that is looking for women that are willing to let me cum on their bras. They can be off of you or while being worn. Hit me up if this is something you’d be interested in!

TGIF!

I’m a 36 year old married male. Like many posts I’ve seen, this isn’t my first time on here. Being on Reddit seems to be like a drug I cannot quit. I will be honest, my marriage is great. It’s not a dead bedroom situation. I’m just bored at times and that gets the best of me. Meeting new people is a lot of fun too.

I’m looking for a woman to get to know. I’d like for you to be in a similar age range but not an absolute dealbreaker. I’d prefer if you have kids. Makes it easier to relate. It’s nice to vent to someone when I’m sweating at coach pitch practice and not even doing anything.

Please be willing to hold a conversation. I don’t want to be the only one putting the effort in. If I am then I’ll just move on to the next one. Also, please be willing to send a pic towards the beginning of our chat. Nothing is more annoying than having great chemistry only to find out the physical attractive isn’t there. It sucks and it kills the mood.

As my title suggests, I’m in Texas. It would be cool if you were too but again, not an absolute dealbreaker. Close timezones would at the very least be preferable. I’d be open to moving to another platform to chat if things are clicking.

Please look at my profile and my other posts. I don’t hide what I’m into. You don’t have to be into it and that’s totally fine but it’s annoying to get a chat going and then the woman looks at my profile and decides to ghost.

Lastly, please be willing to chat outside of normal work hours. I don’t need to chat 24/7 but when someone disappears every evening and weekend it makes it hard to keep the momentum going. I’ll be honest, some nights I won’t be available to chat but that’s not the norm. I get we each have our own lives and don’t want to distract from that but want to build something real with you too.

I’m looking for a woman in the Houston area that is looking to spend the necessary amount of time to build a good, solid relationship.

I’m a 36 year old married man. I will be upfront and say that I’m not in a dead bedroom situation. My marriage is fine. After over 10 years of marriage I just find myself bored and wanting another connection but I want to do it right. I want there to be chatting on here first and then moving over to another platform. I don’t want to rush into things.

I really need someone that can carry on a conversation. I don’t want to be the only one doing it. This needs to be a team effort.

Please reach out if you’re interested, and please be willing to share a picture in the first few messages so that both of us can decide if the attraction is there. There is nothing more deflating on here when the chat chemistry is great only to find out you don’t live up to the other person’s physical standards.

Have a great weekend!