45 [M4F] essex/suffolk blah blah dead bedroom #allaboutme
It’s all about me! Blah blah blah blah dead bedroom etc etc repeat ad nauseam.
Sorry but I don’t write dull posts - I am mr Funtime, isn’t this supposed to be fun!
I am not going to bore you about boo hoo my wife doesn’t sleep with me any more and I now need to winge about it. As mr Williams said - let me entertain you.
So I do need to talk about me a bit I guess but I am a 45 yo married chap from the south east of the uk - Essex, Suffolk, Cambridgeshire are my hunting grounds. I live in the countryside which I lovely In summer but wet as heck in winter (no I will not make some smutty innuendo comment here at the mention of wet)
I am a nice chap and like to think I give good chat.
My marriage is fine thanks for asking but could do with a little seasoning of fun chat from a lady in a similar situation. I am looking for someone who also loves a cheeky pun filled message and is up for a laugh.
I am putting titters before titties and delight before dick pics so send me a pm and let’s chat.