u/CurlySeedling

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings.

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: soft, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. ~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: soft, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings.

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings.

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. ~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings.

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \\\\\\\~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts. ~

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \\\\\\\~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

Why does it always feel like we need to rush, start slowly for once, let our words undress how we feel for the other. Take a back seat and enjoy time passing by with someone that understands.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \\\~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \\\~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. \~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

Throwing this out into the void again and hoping something answers back. I’ve met some genuinely wonderful people through this before, but time takes everyone eventually, so here I am once more. Please be the reason I delete these posts.

I think we both know the feeling we’re looking for, checking your phone hoping they’ve replied, smiling at a message like an idiot, conversations that flow effortlessly for hours, flirting bouncing off the walls until suddenly there’s this intense pull toward each other you can’t ignore.

A little about me: I’m deeply, unapologetically nerdy. Games, anime, manga, endless music recommendations, existential late-night conversations, all of it. Music especially is a huge part of my life. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings. ~

Physically, I’ve got curly hair, green eyes hidden behind glasses, and a slim build. No tattoos or piercings either.

Our interests don’t need to perfectly align either. Half the fun is getting pulled into someone else’s world and learning why they love the things they do.

As for who I’m drawn to: softer, busty, curvier women tend to catch my eye, but personality matters far more. If you’re kind, funny, able to hold a conversation, and a little flirtatious, I’m probably already invested.

Worth mentioning: I’m married, and I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s life, mine included.

Time zones have never really mattered to me, and neither has age (older the better though)

If you’ve had the latest album from Noah Kahan on repeat like I have, tell me your favourite song. If not, send me a song you love right now, or one you think everyone should hear at least once.

I’m looking for the kind of slow burn that actually goes somewhere. The sort of connection that starts with shared music, late-night conversations, and teasing that slowly turns into something impossible to ignore.

One off chats don’t really do it for me. I want the mountain of text. The excitement of seeing your phone light up with their name. The feeling of genuinely clicking with someone and watching it build naturally over time.

A little about me: I’m 32, slim, with curly brown hair and green eyes. Deeply and unapologetically nerdy too. My interests range from an ever-growing Steam backlog to anime, manga, hunting for new music, and those slightly unhinged late-night existential conversations about space and life.

I’m also a massive night owl, so time zones rarely matter much to me.

As for who I’m drawn to, I tend to like kindhearted, busty, curvy women who have a good sense of humour that can actually help hold a conversation. If you’re energetic, a little flirtatious, and embrace your inner nerd, we’ll probably get along very well.

Send me a song you’ve had on repeat lately, or hit me with a wall of text about something you love. Enthusiasm is attractive.

But if your ideal opener is just “hey,” I’m throwing your message into the volcano like Elrond should’ve done with Isildur.