u/DaddyBrainMelt

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to serve as a suck toy for an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF
• Can host

You will be restrained in a kneeling position with your hands behind your back and your wrists and ankles locked together. A vibrator will be strapped to your thighs. I will fuck your face while the vibrator makes you cum over and over. For HOURS.

Your age, race, appearance, body shape, and relationship status don't matter, because they are irrelevant. You are going to be used as a cocksucking appliance.

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite ice cream flavor.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Any hotwifes in the Albany area have fantasies about playing with a (MUCH) older man? I'd be happy to help scratch that itch.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

You must be able to host. Major bonus points if:

• She has big/huge tits and would enjoy having them worshipped and objectified (I am SERIOUSLY breast-obsessed)
• She likes giving long cockteasing/edging/worshiping blowjobs

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age(s), location, and favorite type of cake.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

*** I am a gen-u-ine human... not a bot ***

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

*** I am a gen-u-ine human... not a bot ***

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, bra size, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

Bonus points if you:

• are a D cup or larger
• are pregnant or lactating
• have very sensitive nipples
• enjoy being objectified for your huge breasts

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

Bonus points if you:

• are a D cup or larger
• are pregnant or lactating
• have very sensitive nipples
• enjoy being objectified for your huge breasts

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Are you in the Albany NY area? Interested in breast play? I'm looking for a "breast friend".

Basically, I'd like to meet up with you once a week or so and play with and worship your breasts. I have no expectation of anything else... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it. YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• a Cis female, 18-60, clean/DDF
• can host

Think about this....

• Sitting on my lap and having your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
• Sitting back-to-chest in front of me, topless, and watching a movie, listening to music, or having a glass of wine while I play with your breasts for hours
• Stressful day? How about a nice relaxing breast massage with coconut oil...
• Are your nipples sensitive? Imagine having them licked, sucked and teased until you cum...
• Shy? Inexperienced? First time with an older man? Breast play is a great way to "come out of your shell" and have some fun
• Boring/dead bedroom? Breast play is an easy "low impact" way to help "scratch the itch"
• Do you get horny at work? I can meet you at work during your lunch hour and we can make out while I grope and fondle your breasts in my car

Bonus points if you:

• are a D cup or larger
• are pregnant or lactating
• have very sensitive nipples
• enjoy being objectified for your huge breasts

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Are you a girl in the Albany NY area who wants to have some fun with an older man? Let's talk about it. Safe, low-key, discreet, no strings attached, no judgements, no pressure.

ME:

• Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
• Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
• Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
• Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

• Cis female 18-45
• Clean/DDF

Let's start by spending an hour with you on my lap while we make out and I fondle and grope you. Anything we do, and don't do, beyond that is completely up to you... I will respect your boundaries 100%.

Bonus points if you:

• are a college student
• are very submissive
• can host
• love to French kiss
• have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
• love giving and receiving oral
• love huge age gaps
• are shy or have little experience but are eager to learn

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.