u/DaddyBrainMelt

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-45 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 2 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-45 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 2 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 20-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 2 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #AlbanyNY - Older man seeks younger girl for oral fun

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District who's interested in giving and receiving lots and lots of oral attention. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-40
  • Clean/DDF

Be prepared to receive looooooong sessions of pleasure. If you have little to no oral experience, I will be happy to teach and train you. If you're already skilled... show me!

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-40 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

*** I AM A HUMAN - NOT A BOT ***

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-40 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

*** I AM A HUMAN - NOT A BOT ***

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 hours ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Older Daddy looking for a young playmate

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District to meet up and have fun. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #AlbanyNY

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District to meet up and have fun. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-45 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-45 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 20-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-30
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-30
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 1 day ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-30
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 days ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 18-30
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 days ago

63 [M4F] #Albany - Daddy looking for a princess to play with

Older man seeks younger girl in the New York Capital District. We'll start by chatting, but the objective is to get together IRL to play. Low-key, discreet, no strings attached.

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU:

  • Cis female 20-35
  • Clean/DDF

If we vibe, I'd like to make this a frequent thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • can host
  • love to French kiss
  • have big breasts and/or very sensitive nipples
  • love huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite snack food.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 days ago

63 [M4F] #Albany NY - Let's have some fun with your breasts

Are you in the New York Capital Region? Do your breasts need some attention? Let's talk!!

ME:

  • Married straight white male, 6'0 / 180#, full head of blond hair, blue eyes
  • Good looking (or so I've been told) with a pretty OK dad bod
  • Discreet, clean/DDF, friendly, considerate, attentive, well educated, great sense of humor
  • Not a creep, stalker, or axe murderer... just a nice guy

YOU: a Cis female 18-40 who wants one or more of the following:

  • A nice relaxing breast massage, with or without oil
  • Your breasts groped and fondled while we make out
  • Your nipples licked, sucked, and teased until you cum
  • Your breasts absolutely worshiped and the focus of my attention for hours
  • Lots of fun with a MUCH older man

Some examples:

  • Sitting back-to-chest on my lap, topless, and watching a movie or listening to music while I play with your breasts
  • Spending your lunch hour in the back seat of my car making out and being fondled, groped, and sucked
  • Nursing/suckling you with my head in your lap
  • De-stressing you after a tough day with an erotic massage
  • Stealthy groping at the park, at the mall, in your car, or other public places

YOU set the boundaries, and I will strictly respect them. I have no expectation of any form of reciprocation... unless, and ONLY IF, YOU suggest it.

All body shapes, ethnicities, breast sizes, and marital statuses are welcome. Either you host or we can do car play... every once in a while I can host. If we vibe, I'd be interested in making this a regular thing.

Move to the front of the line if you:

  • are a student
  • are a single mom
  • are a neglected wife
  • are a D cup or larger
  • are lactating
  • have very sensitive nipples
  • are turned on by huge age gaps

To prove that you actually read all of this, your message should include your age, location, and favorite pasta or rice dish.

Thanks for reading, and have a great day!

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u/DaddyBrainMelt — 3 days ago