u/Dapper-Strawberry403

kentucky, married, mom of 2 humans and many non-human critters, middle management corporate work from home girly out here faking it until i make it, country girl, old lady at heart, adhd as heck, and lover of beardy tattooed men.

we're all missing something right? i think what i'm missing is just the chaos of getting to know someone new. the stories you've not told in a while, the butterflies as you send your first spicy pic, the excitement to come back to the conversation every day, the fact that we don't have to discuss bills and house renovations, etc.

we all deserve to be picky throughout this process because we're using our "free" time to build something new. i feel like i may be a little pickier than some other people but i truly just don't wanna waste anyone's time. i'm pretty specific in what i'm looking for: same general age range, sarcastic, funny, smart, not a white knight looking to save the day. sassy is a plus, i like men that bully me to show they care (diagnose me if you'd like). i tend to like beardy, tattooed men who consistently look angry. blue collar country boys take priority <3

uhh, last important thing: i'm only here while i work (7am-5pm monday-friday) so time zone would need to be similar/complimentary.

see ya soon :)

kentucky, married, mom of 2 humans and many non-human critters, middle management corporate work from home girly out here faking it until i make it, country girl, old lady at heart, adhd as heck, and lover of beardy tattooed men.

we're all missing something right? i think what i'm missing is just the chaos of getting to know someone new. the stories you've not told in a while, the butterflies as you send your first spicy pic, the excitement to come back to the conversation every day, the fact that we don't have to discuss bills and house renovations, etc.

we all deserve to be picky throughout this process because we're using our "free" time to build something new. i feel like i may be a little pickier than some other people but i truly just don't wanna waste anyone's time. i'm pretty specific in what i'm looking for: same general age range, sarcastic, funny, smart, not a white knight looking to save the day. sassy is a plus, i like men that bully me to show they care (diagnose me if you'd like). i tend to like beardy, tattooed men who consistently look angry. blue collar country boys take priority <3

uhh, last important thing: i'm only here while i work (7am-5pm monday-friday) so time zone would need to be similar/complimentary.

see ya soon :)

kentucky, married, mom of 2 humans and many non-human critters, middle management corporate work from home girly out here faking it until i make it, country girl, old lady at heart, adhd as heck, and lover of beardy tattooed men.

we're all missing something right? i think what i'm missing is just the chaos of getting to know someone new. the stories you've not told in a while, the butterflies as you send your first spicy pic, the excitement to come back to the conversation every day, the fact that we don't have to discuss bills and house renovations, etc.

we all deserve to be picky throughout this process because we're using our "free" time to build something new. i feel like i may be a little pickier than some other people but i truly just don't wanna waste anyone's time. i'm pretty specific in what i'm looking for: same general age range, sarcastic, funny, smart, not a white knight looking to save the day. sassy is a plus, i like men that bully me to show they care (diagnose me if you'd like). i tend to like beardy, tattooed men who consistently look angry. blue collar country boys take priority <3

uhh, last important thing: i'm only here while i work (7am-5pm monday-friday) so time zone would need to be similar/complimentary.

see ya soon :)

kentucky, married, mom of 2 humans and many non-human critters, middle management corporate work from home girly out here faking it until i make it, country girl, old lady at heart, adhd as heck, and lover of beardy tattooed men.

we're all missing something right? i think what i'm missing is just the chaos of getting to know someone new. the stories you've not told in a while, the butterflies as you send your first spicy pic, the excitement to come back to the conversation every day, the fact that we don't have to discuss bills and house renovations, etc.

we all deserve to be picky throughout this process because we're using our "free" time to build something new. i feel like i may be a little pickier than some other people but i truly just don't wanna waste anyone's time. i'm pretty specific in what i'm looking for: same general age range, sarcastic, funny, smart, not a white knight looking to save the day. sassy is a plus, i like men that bully me to show they care (diagnose me if you'd like). i tend to like beardy, tattooed men who consistently look angry. blue collar country boys take priority <3

uhh, last important thing: i'm only here while i work (7am-5pm monday-friday) so time zone would need to be similar/complimentary.

see ya soon :)

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i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan. ~

to give you some insight into me as a person: this week i've purchased a pole saw, chopped down a bunch of trees, built two chicken coops, ordered a new incubator and a bunch of eggs, and bought a puppy. i mean my birthday is in 3 days, girls gotta treat herself ;)

kentucky girl through and through (always a little muddy, mostly barefoot, covered in bruises), always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy country men with tattoos.

say hi :)

i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan. ~

to give you some insight into me as a person: this week i've purchased a pole saw, chopped down a bunch of trees, built two chicken coops, ordered a new incubator and a bunch of eggs, and bought a puppy. i mean my birthday is in 3 days, girls gotta treat herself ;)

kentucky girl through and through (always a little muddy, mostly barefoot, covered in bruises), always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy country men with tattoos.

say hi :)

i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan. ~

to give you some insight into me as a person: this week i've purchased a pole saw, chopped down a bunch of trees, built two chicken coops, ordered a new incubator and a bunch of eggs, and bought a puppy. i mean my birthday is in 3 days, girls gotta treat herself ;)

kentucky girl through and through (always a little muddy, mostly barefoot, covered in bruises), always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy country men with tattoos.

say hi :)

i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan. ~

to give you some insight into me as a person: this week i've purchased a pole saw, chopped down a bunch of trees, built two chicken coops, ordered a new incubator and a bunch of eggs, and bought a puppy. i mean my birthday is in 3 days, girls gotta treat herself ;)

kentucky girl through and through (always a little muddy, mostly barefoot, covered in bruises), always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy country men with tattoos.

say hi :)

i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan. ~

to give you some insight into me as a person: this week i've purchased a pole saw, chopped down a bunch of trees, built two chicken coops, ordered a new incubator and a bunch of eggs, and bought a puppy. i mean my birthday is in 3 days, girls gotta treat herself ;)

kentucky girl through and through (always a little muddy, mostly barefoot, covered in bruises), always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy country men with tattoos.

say hi :)

i need someone in my life to just spend my work days with...someone funny, sarcastic, & intelligent! someone who will cheer on all of my iffy decisions and talk me into more. someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. someone who cusses a little too much and spits a little too often. someone who's hands are almost always dirty. someone who can make me feel like the prettiest girl in the world & like the dirtiest girl in the world at the same time. someone who wants something long term...a legit friendship where we both come back every day excited for the day together. i wanna be a puddle for you, your biggest fan.

to give you some insight into me as a person: i'm on the clock & i work from home...i just came back in from using my new pole saw that i ordered on a whim to chop down a tree that was in the way of my chicken coop that i purchased on a whim a couple of weeks ago when i needed somewhere to put the chickens that i purchased on a whim a week before that.

kentucky girl, always ready for a nap but couldn't nap if it'd save my life, collector of hobbies and pets, always on the move (probably why i always wanna nap), selfie queen, emo kid at heart (it wasn't a phase), and lover of tall beardy men with tattoos.

say hi :)

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i think i've set myself up for failure in the past by being so specific in what i'm after, so let's try this:

i spend a lot of my time being who someone else wants me to be - family, work, friends, the people i spend time with for my hobbies. i rarely get to be fully myself. i'm lookin' for something long term where i can be my most authentic, chaotic, keep you on your toes self and be met with the same energy. whether that turns into an entirely platonic friendship or a situation where you'll never cum again without me on your mind...we'll see.

i've decided along this journey that buttoned up, well put together men are not for me. i need high energy, i need someone who truly doesn't care about first impressions and is just ridin' the waves as they come, i need someone who can meet me where i am and doesn't need me to be anything other than that on any given day.

let me quote my favorite movies, share my favorite porn gifs, tell you about my insane ideas, share my thoughts about the meaning of life, talk through difficult things and everything in between with you without the need for things to always be so serious and i'll do the same for you. Let the conversation flowwwwww - no need to force anything, it either happens or it doesn't.

i guess we'll leave it there - bring on the chaos!

i think i've set myself up for failure in the past by being so specific in what i'm after, so let's try this:

i spend a lot of my time being who someone else wants me to be - family, work, friends, the people i spend time with for my hobbies. i rarely get to be fully myself. i'm lookin' for something long term where i can be my most authentic, chaotic, keep you on your toes self and be met with the same energy. whether that turns into an entirely platonic friendship or a situation where you'll never cum again without me on your mind...we'll see.

i've decided along this journey that buttoned up, well put together men are not for me. i need high energy, i need someone who truly doesn't care about first impressions and is just ridin' the waves as they come, i need someone who can meet me where i am and doesn't need me to be anything other than that on any given day.

let me quote my favorite movies, share my favorite porn gifs, tell you about my insane ideas, share my thoughts about the meaning of life, talk through difficult things and everything in between with you without the need for things to always be so serious and i'll do the same for you. Let the conversation flowwwwww - no need to force anything, it either happens or it doesn't.

i guess we'll leave it there - bring on the chaos!

i think i've set myself up for failure in the past by being so specific in what i'm after, so let's try this:

i spend a lot of my time being who someone else wants me to be - family, work, friends, the people i spend time with for my hobbies. i rarely get to be fully myself. i'm lookin' for something long term where i can be my most authentic, chaotic, keep you on your toes self and be met with the same energy. whether that turns into an entirely platonic friendship or a situation where you'll never cum again without me on your mind...we'll see.

i've decided along this journey that buttoned up, well put together men are not for me. i need high energy, i need someone who truly doesn't care about first impressions and is just ridin' the waves as they come, i need someone who can meet me where i am and doesn't need me to be anything other than that on any given day.

let me quote my favorite movies, share my favorite porn gifs, tell you about my insane ideas, share my thoughts about the meaning of life, talk through difficult things and everything in between with you without the need for things to always be so serious and i'll do the same for you. Let the conversation flowwwwww - no need to force anything, it either happens or it doesn't.

i guess we'll leave it there - bring on the chaos!

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i'm sure ya'll have seen my posts before, and clearly i've not had any luck findin' my guy. i'm convinced he's out there though so can't give up now, right? i'm picky, and i think that's ok. i don't think in a world where we're all married and are here in our "free time" that i should be expected to field 400 messages that i don't resonate with right? please tell me i'm right! anyway, let's get into it:

no white knight needed - my parents and husband created a monster, i can take care of myself! i'm fiercely independent in so many ways, and ridiculously needy in so many others. we'll let you figure it out and maybe diagnose me!

about me:

married (14 years in..somehow), redhead, 5'9", hillbilly (consistently muddy, almost always barefoot, accent too!), dark sense of humor that gets me into some pickles, so awkward that i'll stand behind people and pretend to look at things until they move before i'll say excuse me, selfie queen, work from home middle manager (what's your favorite excel formula?), collects expensive hobbies - fishing, show bunnies, reading, legos, retro video games, crocheting...and i just ordered 15 baby chickens yesterday at 7am.

looking for:

sarcasm, humor, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously at all, bullying, a conversation that just flows..if anything feels forced it's clearly not the right match, the friendship, the sexual tension, the mutual desire to get to know each other on all levels, physical attraction is important, selfie trade appreciated pretty early in to avoid wasting anyone's time (i'm a gremlin, wouldn't wanna WAIT to disappoint you :P).

tattoos, blue collar and/or a nice beard get bonus points and moved to the front of the line!

men who call me "red", send an ai formulated response, or immediately turn things deeply sexual are out in the first round. I'm not into the cum & go scenario..my goal is that you'll never cum without thinking about me again ;)

my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST sharp every day...i'll be your 7am-5pm girl

see ya soon :)

i'm sure ya'll have seen my posts before, and clearly i've not had any luck findin' my guy. i'm convinced he's out there though so can't give up now, right? i'm picky, and i think that's ok. i don't think in a world where we're all married and are here in our "free time" that i should be expected to field 400 messages that i don't resonate with right? please tell me i'm right! anyway, let's get into it:

no white knight needed - my parents and husband created a monster, i can take care of myself! i'm fiercely independent in so many ways, and ridiculously needy in so many others. we'll let you figure it out and maybe diagnose me!

about me:

married (14 years in..somehow), redhead, 5'9", hillbilly (consistently muddy, almost always barefoot, accent too!), dark sense of humor that gets me into some pickles, so awkward that i'll stand behind people and pretend to look at things until they move before i'll say excuse me, selfie queen, work from home middle manager (what's your favorite excel formula?), collects expensive hobbies - fishing, show bunnies, reading, legos, retro video games, crocheting...and i just ordered 15 baby chickens yesterday at 7am.

looking for:

sarcasm, humor, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously at all, bullying, a conversation that just flows..if anything feels forced it's clearly not the right match, the friendship, the sexual tension, the mutual desire to get to know each other on all levels, physical attraction is important, selfie trade appreciated pretty early in to avoid wasting anyone's time (i'm a gremlin, wouldn't wanna WAIT to disappoint you :P).

tattoos, blue collar and/or a nice beard get bonus points and moved to the front of the line!

men who call me "red", send an ai formulated response, or immediately turn things deeply sexual are out in the first round. I'm not into the cum & go scenario..my goal is that you'll never cum without thinking about me again ;)

my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST sharp every day...i'll be your 7am-5pm girl

see ya soon :)

no white knight needed..unless you wanna come open hard to open jars and lift heavy things for me...then i'll borrow your services!

married, redhead, 5'9", country bumpkin (sweet accent included), huge tease, dark sense of humor, always a little sassy, awkward as heck, selfie queen, works 100% remotely. i collect hobbies..and unfortunately never the cheap ones - i fish, i raise show bunnies, i read, i sew and crochet, i play video games, and i spend too much time on tiktok.

looking for: a sarcastic, grumpy man to spend my work days flirting with and getting to know. i'm after something long term - the friendship, the sexual tension, the caring about how each others days are going and not just asking because it feels like what you're supposed to do...i want it all. physical attraction is important so the faceless selfies don't do it for me unfortunately. tattoos, blue collar and/or a nice beard get bonus points!

my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST sharp every day.

see ya soon :)

no white knight needed..unless you wanna come open hard to open jars and lift heavy things for me...then i'll borrow your services!

married, redhead, 5'9", country bumpkin (sweet accent included), huge tease, dark sense of humor, always a little sassy, awkward as heck, selfie queen, works 100% remotely. i collect hobbies..and unfortunately never the cheap ones - i fish, i raise show bunnies, i read, i sew and crochet, i play video games, and i spend too much time on tiktok.

looking for: a sarcastic, grumpy man to spend my work days flirting with and getting to know. i'm after something long term - the friendship, the sexual tension, the caring about how each others days are going and not just asking because it feels like what you're supposed to do...i want it all. physical attraction is important so the faceless selfies don't do it for me unfortunately. tattoos, blue collar and/or a nice beard get bonus points!

my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST sharp every day.

see ya soon :)