u/Dapper-Strawberry403

just your typical country hooligan here - i love all things outdoors but i also grew up with the internet so duck lip selfies are my love language.

i'm looking for someone to rock my little country world. the butterflies, the chaos of getting to know someone new, the smile i can't get rid of, i want it all. like most others, i think physical attraction is just as important as the emotional connection here. i WANT feelings..not "leave your wife for me" feelings..but i want to be your biggest fan and i want you to be mine. i wanna build something worth coming back to every single day for both of us.

like the title suggests, i have a type...tall beardy rough around the edges cusses too much spits a little too often men are my type. i like grumpy old man vibes...the kinda guy who would hold my hand and push his way through a crowd for us. similar time zone is important, i'll need to be your 7am-5pm EST girl.

just your typical country hooligan here - i love all things outdoors but i also grew up with the internet so duck lip selfies are my love language.

i'm looking for someone to rock my little country world. the butterflies, the chaos of getting to know someone new, the smile i can't get rid of, i want it all. like most others, i think physical attraction is just as important as the emotional connection here. i WANT feelings..not "leave your wife for me" feelings..but i want to be your biggest fan and i want you to be mine. i wanna build something worth coming back to every single day for both of us.

like the title suggests, i have a type...tall beardy rough around the edges cusses too much spits a little too often men are my type. i like grumpy old man vibes...the kinda guy who would hold my hand and push his way through a crowd for us. similar time zone is important, i'll need to be your 7am-5pm EST girl.

just your typical country hooligan here - i love all things outdoors but i also grew up with the internet so duck lip selfies are my love language.

i'm looking for someone to rock my little country world. the butterflies, the chaos of getting to know someone new, the smile i can't get rid of, i want it all. like most others, i think physical attraction is just as important as the emotional connection here. i WANT feelings..not "leave your wife for me" feelings..but i want to be your biggest fan and i want you to be mine. i wanna build something worth coming back to every single day for both of us.

like the title suggests, i have a type...tall beardy rough around the edges cusses too much spits a little too often men are my type. i like grumpy old man vibes...the kinda guy who would hold my hand and push his way through a crowd for us. similar time zone is important, i'll need to be your 7am-5pm EST girl.

just your typical country hooligan here - i love all things outdoors but i also grew up with the internet so duck lip selfies are my love language.

i'm looking for someone to rock my little country world. the butterflies, the chaos of getting to know someone new, the smile i can't get rid of, i want it all. like most others, i think physical attraction is just as important as the emotional connection here. i WANT feelings..not "leave your wife for me" feelings..but i want to be your biggest fan and i want you to be mine. i wanna build something worth coming back to every single day for both of us.

like the title suggests, i have a type...tall beardy rough around the edges cusses too much spits a little too often men are my type. i like grumpy old man vibes...the kinda guy who would hold my hand and push his way through a crowd for us. similar time zone is important, i'll need to be your 7am-5pm EST girl.

hi friends!

in ten days i'm leaving my work from home 9-5 behind for two full weeks!! i'll spend those weeks paddle boating, fishing, exploring, kayaking, lounging in the hot tub & hammock, and by the fire pit. so many naps, so much food, so much absolute peace!

i'm married with kids & a corporate girly 9-5 (more like 7-5 sadly) job. the routine of waking up early, getting my kids and husband out the door then parking myself at a desk for 9 hours a day to take care of adults who's parents definitely need talked to is something i'm so beyond over right now.

i don't have real life friends (more on that later) & working from home i also just am far better at making/keeping online friends. i'm looking for friends who are ideally also married with kids (just makes things easier). i tend to get along best with people who don't take themselves too seriously, people who can bully me a little, have a little bit of an attitude problem..ya know, typical grumpy "old man" vibes.

i can be easily excitable, a little dramatic, and conversate with gifs. i also squirrel a lot so quick topic changes or multiple topics at once are kinda my thing. selfies, fish pictures, pup pictures, and bunny pictures are some things you have to look forward to. i also have great music, movie, and book taste! let me give you recs!!

ok ok, i'll see you all soon!!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend...

i'm

*married with kids (makes life a lot easier if you are too)

*a very typical kentucky girl, born and raised in the same town i met and married my husband in - i'm always barefoot, dirty, and covered in bruises. i don't own a single pair of heels, the only dresses i own are bathing suit cover-ups, and i've worn makeup one singular time in my entire life.

*a little stubborn, i'll never ask for help..i'd rather die doing something hard. a little sassy, a little spicy, a little "i'll be kind until you aren't" - i think those are all redhead traits though right?

*a show bunny breeder - I had 25 babies born over the weekend and am in HEAVEN! please be prepared for pictures as they grow, it's something you have suck it up and take

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days. that whole chronically online thing also means i'm a true selfie queen and the myspace angles are still out here doing the lord's work.

*only around when i'm working. I work from home and am at my desk from 7am-5pm EST - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every weekday and I'm MIA over the weekend

*into cheesy 80s comedies, deep conversations, stargazing from the bed of a truck, fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, getting muddy, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

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let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend?

i'm

*married with kids

*maybe a little bit feral - you'll find me barefoot always, covered in bruises always, and muddy more often than i'd like to admit

*stubborn as they come (everyone in my real life blames the red hair) - if something heavy needs to be moved you'd best bet i'll just hurt myself moving it before i'll ask for help

*a show bunny breeder (ask me about my buns!!)

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days

*pretty shy and reserved irl, but i think the life i've built myself has molded me into that person..that's a story for another day

*from Kentucky but thankfully was born with a brain capable of asking questions so not your typical southeastern Kentuckian

*only around when i'm working - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every day

*into fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, trampoline sleepovers, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend?

i'm

*married with kids

*maybe a little bit feral - you'll find me barefoot always, covered in bruises always, and muddy more often than i'd like to admit

*stubborn as they come (everyone in my real life blames the red hair) - if something heavy needs to be moved you'd best bet i'll just hurt myself moving it before i'll ask for help

*a show bunny breeder (ask me about my buns!!)

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days

*pretty shy and reserved irl, but i think the life i've built myself has molded me into that person..that's a story for another day

*from Kentucky but thankfully was born with a brain capable of asking questions so not your typical southeastern Kentuckian

*only around when i'm working - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every day

*into fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, trampoline sleepovers, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend?

i'm

*married with kids

*maybe a little bit feral - you'll find me barefoot always, covered in bruises always, and muddy more often than i'd like to admit

*stubborn as they come (everyone in my real life blames the red hair) - if something heavy needs to be moved you'd best bet i'll just hurt myself moving it before i'll ask for help

*a show bunny breeder (ask me about my buns!!)

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days

*pretty shy and reserved irl, but i think the life i've built myself has molded me into that person..that's a story for another day

*from Kentucky but thankfully was born with a brain capable of asking questions so not your typical southeastern Kentuckian

*only around when i'm working - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every day

*into fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, trampoline sleepovers, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!

let's see...what's important for you to know before deciding if you wanna be my friend?

i'm

*married with kids

*maybe a little bit feral - you'll find me barefoot always, covered in bruises always, and muddy more often than i'd like to admit

*stubborn as they come (everyone in my real life blames the red hair) - if something heavy needs to be moved you'd best bet i'll just hurt myself moving it before i'll ask for help

*a show bunny breeder (ask me about my buns!!)

*chronically online - i've been out here causing chaos since the irc & yahoo messenger days

*pretty shy and reserved irl, but i think the life i've built myself has molded me into that person..that's a story for another day

*from Kentucky but thankfully was born with a brain capable of asking questions so not your typical southeastern Kentuckian

*only around when i'm working - my carriage turns into a pumpkin at 5pm EST every day

*into fishing, camping, kayaking, hiking, reading, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, bubble baths, hammocks, trampoline sleepovers, video games, and cooking

ok, that's good! let's go!