How do you respond when someone says oh I don’t p2p?
Curious
Curious
I ask because when people DM me and just think an attractive well kept female is offering a luxurious experience for free and I explain I provide a service they act as if they’re too good for it… listen I can do my own nails, pedicure & wax too but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy being pampered too…
(my milking table, lingerie & toys were quite the investment also)
4HEM
Treat yourself to a luxurious massage while you’re away from home… let me worship you papi…I also have a milking table…… very passionate and a lot of fun to be around, well educated, cultured, affable… verified with reviews. Must be ok with verifying for more information
I ask people to verify before sending menu or prices… instructions here, can blur out half of face https://www.reddit.com/r/EroticMassage/s/9QFTTDtUrz
if you’re looking for an amazing massage (milking table, nuru & more) with a 💯real verified female and not an O⛓️💥F BOT HMU. Read below before DM!!!
Don’t post asking for me to DM, why not just do it?!?
DONT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage & looking to hook up
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie-can block half of face… with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)… VERIFY for menu!!!
•Have a new/infant account… requires extra verification and possibly deposit if account is under 6 months, has low karma or is hidden
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct, say what post you’re responding to & don’t assume I know what you’re referencing or talking about
• If you’re looking for out call, I only work from home… I’m in Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)… I don’t drive so it would have to includ uber… so it’s easier to come to me.
•Don’t message if under 25-30
•especially do NOT message if you want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•if you can’t read or comprehend the above please stay out of my DM…🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will ignore all of this and send a “hey”
Must verify for menu
Bergen County… #Englewood NJ Area… if you’re looking for an amazing massage (milking table, nuru & more) with a 💯real verified female and not an O⛓️💥F BOT HMU. Read below before DM
Don’t post asking for me to DM, why not just do it?!?
DONT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage & looking to hook up
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie-can block half of face… with **handwritten** Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)… ***VERIFY for menu!!!***
•Have a new/infant account… requires extra verification and possibly deposit if account is under 6 months, has low karma or is hidden
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct, say what post you’re responding to & don’t assume I know what you’re referencing or talking about
• If you’re looking for out call, I only work from home… I’m in Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)… I don’t drive so it would have to includ uber… so it’s easier to come to me.
•Don’t message if under 25-30
•especially do NOT message if you want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•if you can’t read or comprehend the above please stay out of my DM…🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will ignore all of this and send a “hey”
Must verify 1st for menu
If you want a💯real verified female and not an O⛓️💥F BOT read below.
DONT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage & looking to hook up
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie-can block half of face… with **handwritten** Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)… ***VERIFY for menu!!!***
•Have a new/infant account… requires extra verification and possibly deposit if account is under 6 months, has low karma or is hidden
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct, say what post you’re responding to & don’t assume I know what you’re referencing or talking about
• If you’re looking for out call, I only work from home… I’m in Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)… I don’t drive so it would have to includ uber… so it’s easier to come to me.
Don’t post asking for me to DM, why not just do it?!?
•Don’t message if under 25-30
•especially do NOT message if you want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•if you can’t read or comprehend the above please stay out of my DM…🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will ignore all of this and send a “hey”
This post is solely for educational purposes… not looking to hook up…
But I’m sure the same dummies who don’t know better will disregard and message me
Are people friendly and social or is it very cliquey? I wouldn’t mind a place where I can dress up as well. Will only be there for 2-3 days most likely. Thank you in advance
Do NOT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage services
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper) for menu
•Have an new/infant account
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you, I saw your post… be direct, specify post and why you’re looking for.
•I do not do outcall, only work from home… If you’re looking for out call, I’m not for you… I’m in North Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)
•Do not message if you’re under 25-30
• especially do not message if you want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
• I’m not negotiating either.
Seriously inquiries only
Do ***NOT*** DM me if:
•You’re ***NOT*** interested in massage services
•Looking for content
•You will ***not*** verify immediately (selfie with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)
•Have an new/infant account
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
***•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct in initial message***
•Looking for out call, I’m in North Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES ***(table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)***
•Under 25-30
***•Want someone to take your V card*** 🤦🏽♀️
•or you cannot read the above 🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will disregard everything mentioned above
[another review here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NorthJerseyEscorts/s/Pxgr4gR2QR)
Don’t post asking for me to DM, why not just do it?!?
DONT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie-can block half of face… with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)
•Have an new/infant account
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct, say what post you’re responding to & don’t assume I know what you’re referencing or talking about
• If you’re looking for out call, I only work from home… I’m in Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)
•Don’t message if under 25-30
•especially do NOT message if you want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•if you can’t read or comprehend the above please stay out of my DM…🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will ignore all of this and send a “hey”
Seriously inquiries only
•Do not ask me to DM you instead of actually messaging
Do NOT DM me if:
•You’re NOT interested in massage services
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)
•Have an new/infant account
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct in initial message
•Looking for out call, I’m in call only in North Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES IN CALL MEANS I do not massage outside of my location.(table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)
•Under 25-30
•Want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•or you cannot read the above 🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will disregard everything mentioned above
No shade but in some of the profile reviews I feel the age discrepancy is obvious, even the way some people chose to kind of cover their faces… is this in fear of not being picked because of age?
No shade, genuinely curious. I’m in the 40 bracket and lean into age and the way I look and I do see some people will automatically rule you out, which I’m okay with so I’m curious as to why others do it.
This is just a PSA… not looking for a hook up RN… so much spam and bots in this feed🤦🏽♀️
Do NOT DM me if:
•You’re not interested in massage services
•Looking for content
•You will not verify immediately (selfie with handwritten Reddit handle and today’s date on crumpled paper)
•Have an new/infant account
•You’re a picture collector/time waster. If you’re not looking to schedule I’m not engaging in endless conversations
•I will not respond to hi, hey, how are you… be direct
•Looking for out call, I’m in North Bergen County by GWB close to UWS/UES (table, hot oil/hot stones not ideal to travel with)
•Under 25-30
•Want someone to take your V card 🤦🏽♀️
•Cannot read 🤣 sounds mean but inevitably someone will disregard everything mentioned above
Seriously inquiries only