u/Long-Bus-3378

About me, im 28, tall (over 6ft thankfully), conventionally very attractive, from Texas so have a nice even tan, and fit as I have been playing rugby for almost a decade. I have dark curly hair that’s very easy to grab and a soft yet infectious smile that I hope one day you’ll see. My life is riddled with boredom, from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to bed with rugby and working out being the 2 things that get me through it. I miss feeling desired, that look a woman gives you when they think “god he’s hot and I need him to fuck my brains out” and you know you’re gonna make it happen. I need that spark and I want a woman who is going to make sure she’s the only thing I ever think about.

All I’m looking for is someone who can appreciate a hot guy on their shoulder, who can be flirty and fun but also be obsessive and animalistic. I want to be able to talk all day and make you blush to the point where you have to put your phone down because you know you’re gonna get caught with how red you’re becoming. I want someone who can keep up with me but most importantly someone who can relate. If you been fantasizing about that young hot man on Reddit who makes you feel warm and a little crazy and sweeps you off your feet, then I promise you I’m that man and you won’t regret reaching out 😘

About me, im 28, tall (over 6ft thankfully), conventionally very attractive, from Texas so have a nice even tan, and fit as I have been playing rugby for almost a decade. I have dark curly hair that’s very easy to grab and a soft yet infectious smile that I hope one day you’ll see. My life is riddled with boredom, from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to bed with rugby and working out being the 2 things that get me through it. I miss feeling desired, that look a woman gives you when they think “god he’s hot and I need him to fuck my brains out” and you know you’re gonna make it happen. I need that spark and I want a woman who is going to make sure she’s the only thing I ever think about.

All I’m looking for is someone who can appreciate a hot guy on their shoulder, who can be flirty and fun but also be obsessive and animalistic. I want to be able to talk all day and make you blush to the point where you have to put your phone down because you know you’re gonna get caught with how red you’re becoming. I want someone who can keep up with me but most importantly someone who can relate. If you been fantasizing about that young hot man on Reddit who makes you feel warm and a little crazy and sweeps you off your feet, then I promise you I’m that man and you won’t regret reaching out 😘

About me, im 28, tall (over 6ft thankfully), conventionally very attractive, from Texas so have a nice even tan, and fit as I have been playing rugby for almost a decade. I have dark curly hair that’s very easy to grab and a soft yet infectious smile that I hope one day you’ll see. My life is riddled with boredom, from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to bed with rugby and working out being the 2 things that get me through it. I miss feeling desired, that look a woman gives you when they think “god he’s hot and I need him to fuck my brains out” and you know you’re gonna make it happen. I need that spark and I want a woman who is going to make sure she’s the only thing I ever think about.

All I’m looking for is someone who can appreciate a hot guy on their shoulder, who can be flirty and fun but also be obsessive and animalistic. I want to be able to talk all day and make you blush to the point where you have to put your phone down because you know you’re gonna get caught with how red you’re becoming. I want someone who can keep up with me but most importantly someone who can relate. If you been fantasizing about that young hot man on Reddit who makes you feel warm and a little crazy and sweeps you off your feet, then I promise you I’m that man and you won’t regret reaching out 😘

About me, im 28, tall (over 6ft thankfully), conventionally very attractive, from Texas so have a nice even tan, and fit as I have been playing rugby for almost a decade. I have dark curly hair that’s very easy to grab and a soft yet infectious smile that I hope one day you’ll see. My life is riddled with boredom, from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to bed with rugby and working out being the 2 things that get me through it. I miss feeling desired, that look a woman gives you when they think “god he’s hot and I need him to fuck my brains out” and you know you’re gonna make it happen. I need that spark and I want a woman who is going to make sure she’s the only thing I ever think about.~

All I’m looking for is someone who can appreciate a hot guy on their shoulder, who can be flirty and fun but also be obsessive and animalistic. I want to be able to talk all day and make you blush to the point where you have to put your phone down because you know you’re gonna get caught with how red you’re becoming. I want someone who can keep up with me but most importantly someone who can relate. If you been fantasizing about that young hot man on Reddit who makes you feel warm and a little crazy and sweeps you off your feet, then I promise you I’m that man and you won’t regret reaching out 😘

About me, im 28, tall (over 6ft thankfully), conventionally very attractive, from Texas so have a nice even tan, and fit as I have been playing rugby for almost a decade. I have dark curly hair that’s very easy to grab and a soft yet infectious smile that I hope one day you’ll see. My life is riddled with boredom, from the minute I wake up to the moment I go to bed with rugby and working out being the 2 things that get me through it. I miss feeling desired, that look a woman gives you when they think “god he’s hot and I need him to fuck my brains out” and you know you’re gonna make it happen. I need that spark and I want a woman who is going to make sure she’s the only thing I ever think about.

All I’m looking for is someone who can appreciate a hot guy on their shoulder, who can be flirty and fun but also be obsessive and animalistic. I want to be able to talk all day and make you blush to the point where you have to put your phone down because you know you’re gonna get caught with how red you’re becoming. I want someone who can keep up with me but most importantly someone who can relate. If you been fantasizing about that young hot man on Reddit who makes you feel warm and a little crazy and sweeps you off your feet, then I promise you I’m that man and you won’t regret reaching out 😘

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said " I'll give you 100 dollars if you have sex with me." The girl looked at him shocked and said "hell no!" He said it'll be real quick I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up! She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, " ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast, and he won't be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and ask "what the fuck happened!" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, " that bastard had all quarters!”~

Maybe I watch too much tv but I always remember the funny guys always getting the beautiful women and it makes sense, if you’re bored and trying to find that connection, why bother filing through dry message after message when you can talk to someone who can make you laugh and smile just from looking at your phone.

A little about me, I’m 28, 6ft, very tan, in shape, with dark curly hair and a very infectious smile. I play rugby on the weekends so I’m excellent arm candy and would consider myself pretty funny but would rather you be the judge. I’m looking for someone who makes me excited, makes me want to constantly check my phone to see if she reached out, and makes me smile without even realizing it. I want someone who I can talk to who’ll add spice to an otherwise mundane and boring day and I hoping it’s you. If you resonate with this or you just want to reach out to tell me how shitty my joke is, I’m always open to chat

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said " I'll give you 100 dollars if you have sex with me." The girl looked at him shocked and said "hell no!" He said it'll be real quick I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up! She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, " ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast, and he won't be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and ask "what the fuck happened!" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, " that bastard had all quarters!”

Maybe I watch too much tv but I always remember the funny guys always getting the beautiful women and it makes sense, if you’re bored and trying to find that connection, why bother filing through dry message after message when you can talk to someone who can make you laugh and smile just from looking at your phone.

A little about me, I’m 28, 6ft, very tan, in shape, with dark curly hair and a very infectious smile. I play rugby on the weekends so I’m excellent arm candy and would consider myself pretty funny but would rather you be the judge. I’m looking for someone who makes me excited, makes me want to constantly check my phone to see if she messaged me, and makes me smile without even realizing it. I want someone who I can talk to who’ll add spice to an otherwise mundane and boring day and I hoping it’s you. If you resonate with this or you just want to reach out to tell me how shitty my joke is, my dms are always open lol

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said " I'll give you 100 dollars if you have sex with me." The girl looked at him shocked and said "hell no!" He said it'll be real quick I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up! She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, " ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast, and he won't be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and ask "what the fuck happened!" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, " that bastard had all quarters!”

Maybe I watch too much tv but I always remember the funny guys always getting the beautiful women and it makes sense, if you’re bored and trying to find that connection, why bother filing through dry message after message when you can talk to someone who can make you laugh and smile just from looking at your phone.

A little about me, I’m 28, 6ft, very tan, in shape, with dark curly hair and a very infectious smile. I play rugby on the weekends so I’m excellent arm candy and would consider myself pretty funny but would rather you be the judge. I’m looking for someone who makes me excited, makes me want to constantly check my phone to see if she messaged me, and makes me smile without even realizing it. I want someone who I can talk to who’ll add spice to an otherwise mundane and boring day and I hoping it’s you. If you resonate with this or you just want to reach out to tell me how shitty my joke is, my dms are always open lol

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said " I'll give you 100 dollars if you have sex with me." The girl looked at him shocked and said "hell no!" He said it'll be real quick I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up! She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, " ask him for $200. Pick up the money really fast, and he won't be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and ask "what the fuck happened!" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, " that bastard had all quarters!”

Maybe I watch too much tv but I always remember the funny guys always getting the beautiful women and it makes sense, if you’re bored and trying to find that connection, why bother filing through dry message after message when you can talk to someone who can make you laugh and smile just from looking at your phone.

A little about me, I’m 28, 6ft, very tan, in shape, with dark curly hair and a very infectious smile. I play rugby on the weekends so I’m excellent arm candy and would consider myself pretty funny but would rather you be the judge. I’m looking for someone who makes me excited, makes me want to constantly check my phone to see if she messaged me, and makes me smile without even realizing it. I want someone who I can talk to who’ll add spice to an otherwise mundane and boring day and I hoping it’s you. If you resonate with this or you just want to reach out to tell me how shitty my joke is, my dms are always open lol

It’s Monday and it feels like every other Monday for the last 10 years. Life is supposed to be perfect but I can’t help feeling so god damn bored all the time with that nagging feeling like something is missing. I remember being a teenager and just being obsessed with someone. Seeing that person and being so insanely attracted so instantly that they are all I can think about. Each time there name pops up on your phone you feel your chest get warm because they’re the only person you want to talk to. With every message they send you you become more and more obsessed because you genuinely enjoy learning about them and you just want to know everything. Then, when you find out this person is attracted to you, you feel like a god damn model because you’re consumed by this crush and it feels amazing.\\\~

If you got this far first off, congratulations on having the time to read this much of a Reddit ad lol but also I hope you know you’re not alone. I’m not gonna judge because we all know the quip about glass houses and instead will be able to relate to you and hopefully make your days a little less monotonous with some much needed flirting to brighten your day.

A little about me, I’m 28 (duh), in fairly good shape, 6ft if that matters, curly black hair and very tan skin ever since the sun has started to come up. In my free time I like to workout, play rugby, go for runs, and play piano as well as indulge in binging tv like the rest of us. If any of this intrigues you, you have questions, or just are looking to chat, my inbox is always open lol

It’s Monday and it feels like every other Monday for the last 10 years. Life is supposed to be perfect but I can’t help feeling so god damn bored all the time with that nagging feeling like something is missing. I remember being a teenager and just being obsessed with someone. Seeing that person and being so insanely attracted so instantly that they are all I can think about. Each time there name pops up on your phone you feel your chest get warm because they’re the only person you want to talk to. With every message they send you you become more and more obsessed because you genuinely enjoy learning about them and you just want to know everything. Then, when you find out this person is attracted to you, you feel like a god damn model because you’re consumed by this crush and it feels amazing.\\\~

If you got this far first off, congratulations on having the time to read this much of a Reddit ad lol but also I hope you know you’re not alone. I’m not gonna judge because we all know the quip about glass houses and instead will be able to relate to you and hopefully make your days a little less monotonous with some much needed flirting to brighten your day.

A little about me, I’m 28 (duh), in fairly good shape, 6ft if that matters, curly black hair and very tan skin ever since the sun has started to come up. In my free time I like to workout, play rugby, go for runs, and play piano as well as indulge in binging tv like the rest of us. If any of this intrigues you, you have questions, or just are looking to chat, my inbox is always open lol

It’s Monday and it feels like every other Monday for the last 10 years. Life is supposed to be perfect but I can’t help feeling so god damn bored all the time with that nagging feeling like something is missing. I remember being a teenager and just being obsessed with someone. Seeing that person and being so insanely attracted so instantly that they are all I can think about. Each time there name pops up on your phone you feel your chest get warm because they’re the only person you want to talk to. With every message they send you you become more and more obsessed because you genuinely enjoy learning about them and you just want to know everything. Then, when you find out this person is attracted to you, you feel like a god damn model because you’re consumed by this crush and it feels amazing.\\\~

If you got this far first off, congratulations on having the time to read this much of a Reddit ad lol but also I hope you know you’re not alone. I’m not gonna judge because we all know the quip about glass houses and instead will be able to relate to you and hopefully make your days a little less monotonous with some much needed flirting to brighten your day.

A little about me, I’m 28 (duh), in fairly good shape, 6ft if that matters, curly black hair and very tan skin ever since the sun has started to come up. In my free time I like to workout, play rugby, go for runs, and play piano as well as indulge in binging tv like the rest of us. If any of this intrigues you, you have questions, or just are looking to chat, my inbox is always open lol

It’s Monday and it feels like every other Monday for the last 10 years. Life is supposed to be perfect but I can’t help feeling so god damn bored all the time with that nagging feeling like something is missing. I remember being a teenager and just being obsessed with someone. Seeing that person and being so insanely attracted so instantly that they are all I can think about. Each time there name pops up on your phone you feel your chest get warm because they’re the only person you want to talk to. With every message they send you you become more and more obsessed because you genuinely enjoy learning about them and you just want to know everything. Then, when you find out this person is attracted to you, you feel like a god damn model because you’re consumed by this crush and it feels amazing.~

If you got this far first off, congratulations on having the time to read this much of a Reddit ad lol but also I hope you know you’re not alone. I’m not gonna judge because we all know the quip about glass houses and instead will be able to relate to you and hopefully make your days a little less monotonous with some much needed flirting to brighten your day.

A little about me, I’m 28 (duh), in fairly good shape, 6ft if that matters, curly black hair and very tan skin ever since the sun has started to come up. In my free time I like to workout, play rugby, go for runs, and play piano as well as indulge in binging tv like the rest of us. If any of this intrigues you, you have questions, or just are looking to chat, my inbox is always open lol

It’s Monday and it feels like every other Monday for the last 10 years. Life is supposed to be perfect but I can’t help feeling so god damn bored all the time with that nagging feeling like something is missing. I remember being a teenager and just being obsessed with someone. Seeing that person and being so insanely attracted so instantly that they are all I can think about. Each time there name pops up on your phone you feel your chest get warm because they’re the only person you want to talk to. With every message they send you you become more and more obsessed because you genuinely enjoy learning about them and you just want to know everything. Then, when you find out this person is attracted to you, you feel like a god damn model because you’re consumed by this crush and it feels amazing.

If you got this far first off, congratulations on having the time to read this much of a Reddit ad lol but also I hope you know you’re not alone. I’m not gonna judge because we all know the quip about glass houses and instead will be able to relate to you and hopefully make your days a little less monotonous with some much needed flirting to brighten your day.

A little about me, I’m 28 (duh), in fairly good shape, 6ft if that matters, curly black hair and very tan skin ever since the sun has started to come up. In my free time I like to workout, play rugby, go for runs, and play piano as well as indulge in binging tv like the rest of us. If any of this intrigues you, you have questions, or just are looking to chat, my inbox is always open lol