u/OkBeyond9590

Here's a reply to this question from 13 years ago by Redditor cunnilingusthrow.

What a brilliantly vivid description!

I'm conscious these posts often attract a lot of likes. However others have also said they dislike them. So I've done a poll to gauge opinion.

Feel free to comment too on what you like and dislike and any suggestions you have.

View Poll

My wife and I about 3 months ago were talking about oral. Specifically her receiving oral. She never asks for it but she loves it and says it’s one of the top orgasms she has.

We decided to make a friendly bet about her receiving oral. I asked if I had a standing offer each night to give oral before bed (except during her period) would she ever turn it down. She didn’t think so but I also joked that sometimes by the end of the night I could see her saying she’s too tired. She bet back that I’d be the first person to break the streak.

Here we are three months in where she gets an oral orgasm nightly

Cunnilingus seems to have inspired an almost endless parade of euphemisms, metaphors, and colourful expressions over the years.

Some are funny. Some are romantic. Some are poetic. Some are literary. Some are downright ridiculous.

Here's a collection to get us started...

Classics...

Going down, Eating out, Muff diving, Carpet munching,

Travel & Geography...

Going downtown, Heading down south, Venturing down under, The Southern Hospitality Tour, Australian Kiss,

Dining & Refreshment...

Dining at the Y, Enjoying a boxed lunch, Drinking from the furry cup, Drinking from the Jade Eternal Spring,

Literary & Refined...

Tipping the velvet, The Oral Appreciation Society, Paying lip service, Visiting the lower library, Taking French lessons

Music & Performance...

Yodelling in the valley, Speaking in tongues

Reverence & Ritual...

Kneeling at the altar, Worshipping at the temple, Exploring the White Tiger's Cave

Underwater & Adventure...

Diving for pearls, Clam diving, Going below deck,

So...

🏆 Which is your favourite? 🏆 Which is the funniest? 🏆 Which is the most poetic? 🏆 Which is the most absurd?

And what other gems have you heard that deserve a place on the list?

Just curious for the husbands, how often do you go down? And is it as much as you'd like? And for the wives, how often does your partner go down? Is it as often as you'd like? And for either, is it mostly for your enjoyment or theirs?

My fiancée is about to hit her period so she's closing down the buffet for the next several days, and in full disclosure, I am living vicariously until then. I got my "last meal" yesterday, plus she gave me a special treat a few days ago by sitting on my face after years of feeling too self-conscious (she's on the thicc side, especially her ass and thighs, so she was worried it would be too much - I'm sure the other men here understand the irony of that fear) which has me feeling particularly obsessive.

Hey Männer,

ich M16 bin jetzt eine Weile mit W16 zusammen. Für uns beide die erste Beziehung und auch die ersten gemeinsamen Erfahrungen von Intimität.

Naja was soll ich sagen, es ist noch kein Meister vom Himmel gefallen oder aller Anfang ist schwer. 🙈

Naja nachdem wir beide uns da etwas herangetastet haben, hatten wir beide ein paar mal Sex und soweit auch Spaß. Sicherlich sind wir da noch in einer Phase des erproben und ausprobieren, aber so ist es halt normal zu Beginn.

Mit meinen Fingern gelingt es durchaus, ihr große Freude zu bereiten, aber mit meiner Zunge so überhaupt nicht. Genaue Anweisungen oder dergleichen kann sie mir nicht geben, grundsätzlich positioniere ich meine Zunge wohl richtig und bin nicht zu stürmisch oder ähnliches, aber ich bewege sie wohl zu langsam….

Ehrlich gesagt gelingt es mir nur sie zügig von links nach rechts zu bewegen, aber hoch und runter so überhaupt nicht. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Kann mir da eventuell mal jemand etwas auf die Sprünge helfen, wie ihr das so handhabt und ggf. wie das „Sprint-Training“ für die Zunge funktioniert?