41, moooostly str8, discreet, clean, kind, and respect boundaries.
I am pretty nerdy, attractive, and love me some dad jokes and tacos.
Hmu with your best dad joke and taco place. Mine is pollo asado 2. Yum!
Discreet, shy, clean, kind, and hella horny. DM for more details ð
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke) Apparently I need to describe my body type, which is average. 6'1 195lbs if you must know
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a one time thing and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit. Also I'm tested, clean, and so are you.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me! ~
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Yes yes, sexy massage offer from a kind, discreet handsome gentleman who wants nothing more than to give women pleasure. What I offer is more than just an oily massage. I want you to feel wanted, respected, utter bliss at the hands of my fingertips. To be completely relaxed, and to let go for the moment, to be engulfed by pleasure and desire. Also I am pretty great at getting "that spot". And no, that isn't euphemism. That part is already implied. I'm saying I'm really good at working out those tender areas. Gosh no matter what I say it sounds sexual. Fine.
I am happy to provide pictures upon request. ð
Serious inquiries only, and I am not willing to travel too far, sorry.
Yes yes, sexy massage offer from a kind, discreet handsome gentleman who wants nothing more than to give women pleasure. What I offer is more than just an oily massage. I want you to feel wanted, respected, utter bliss at the hands of my fingertips. To be completely relaxed, and to let go for the moment, to be engulfed by pleasure and desire. Also I am pretty great at getting "that spot". And no, that isn't euphemism. That part is already implied. I'm saying I'm really good at working out those tender areas. Gosh no matter what I say it sounds sexual. Fine.
Serious inquiries only, and I am not willing to travel too far, sorry.
Western slope, M4F. But please dm me if you're serious and want a lasting, meaningful relationship with all the orgasms ðĪŠ
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a one time thing and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit. Also I'm tested, clean, and so are you.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me! \~
TENtickels ðĪŠ
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How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a one time thing and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit. Also I'm tested, clean, and so are you.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me! ~
TENtickels ðĪŠ
Just looking for some dirty conversation, trans would be ideal!
Seriously though getting that d20 to balance on my dick was a challenge! ð
Western slope based, discreet, hella nerdy, attractive, silly and 420 friendly.
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I'm fairly straight but also prostate orgasms are kind of amazing? Would love to flirt and see if I grow bolder ð
Not really into in CDs at this time. Unless you're really hot ð
Just seeing what's out there, but very shy. Not really looking for CDs at this time. Unless you're really hot ð
I'm attractive, #dadbod, fun, 420 friendly and kind. Cheers and don't be too creepy...
Pretty shy and new to this but wanting to explore with the right, ahem discreet, hottie.
Not really looking for CDs unless you're really hot ð
Bonus points if you're a giant gamer or nerd as well!
Looking to flirt and yes I'm real. Send me whatever pics you want, but ideally looking for a trans to help lose my virginity. 420 friendly and I'm going to need to be drunk as fuck ðĪĢ
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a quick hookup, and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit. In the meantime, my profile is full of my pics because I like showing off, and nude photography.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\\\\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me!
TENtickels ðĪŠ
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a quick hookup, and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit. In the meantime, my profile is full of my pics because I like showing off, and nude photography.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me!
TENtickels ðĪŠ
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a quick thing, and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\\\\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me!
TENtickels ðĪŠ ~
How many tickles does it take to make the octopus laugh? (keep reading)
Hey there, glad I caught your attention!
Me: I'm attractive, respectful, and always kinky. I enjoy all things nerdy, gaming, long walks and recently I've gotten really into photography. (especially the of the nude variety). I drink socially and enjoy my THC Gummies. (never smoke)
Discretion is required, and will be given in kind. I'm not interested in a quick hookup, and trust will need to be earned. Also I'm more than happy to share pics once we've spoken a bit.
You: kindness is a massive must for me. The TLDR on my marriage is that I'm in a dead\dying bedroom, and my wife is a very cold woman. So genuine kindness (and the ability to carry on a conversation) would be fantastic. Also hopefully your sex drive is as high as mine and you're willing to explore new kinks! (nothing too crazy but also, let's graduate from vanilla.) bonus points for those nerdly inclined!
Favorite movies and positions include star wars or Lord of the rings depending on the day you catch me. Also when you catch me on said day 69 would be an absolute must for me!
TENtickels ðĪŠ