u/mplsvisitor

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you? ~

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you? ~

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge, ordering off menu at a fancy bistro, or savoring an exquisitely sweet and indulgent desert.

Is this a sentiment something you can relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is and that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism. 

I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is very active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts as well as Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, abhor banal and superficial small talk, and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I’m introverted and tend to avoid people and crowds, preferring more intimate and quiet connections with sharp, inquisitive, and passionate friends over perfunctory engagements with dullards.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional turmoil related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to host, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

ADDENDUM

It's sad and demoralizing, although not entirely unexpected, to have to state the following so clearly and explicitly.

Ghosting is reflective of deep and pathetic character flaws I want absolutely nothing to do with.

If politely conveying that things aren’t aligning on your end and you’ve decided to move along and continue your search elsewhere is a bar too high, you’re a contributing factor in why the world is such a callous and difficult place these days.

I’m not naive, I fully expect the vast majority of connections to not lead anywhere, but have been overwhelmed by the pervasiveness of such cavalier and narcissistic conduct.

If you’re not capable or willing to say ‘Thank you, this isn’t aligning with what I’m seeking, I’m going to continue looking elsewhere, best of luck.’ then do everyone a favor and stay home; it's really the bare minimum.

To that end, if they respond poorly, by all means block them, but their immaturity doesn’t excuse or justify a lack of decency. 

Have something to say, show me what makes you special.

I recognize my post is longer than most, I’ve made an effort to paint an honest and comprehensive portrait of myself, and while my tone, style, or approach may not align with how you or others may present themselves, if you lack the focus, attention span, or willingness to take a few minutes to read what I’ve written, we’re unlikely to be a good fit.

Communication is difficult, but gets easier with modest efforts; ask questions, be bold, express ideas, show me your true, authentic, and candid self.

Intellectual curiosity is an immensely rare and alluring trait.

By virtue of the fact we’re both here means the stakes are higher than average, demonstrate the inherent risk is warranted, show me why you’re worth investing time and effort in.

Despite this curmudgeonly rant, I’m actually rather gracious, generous, understanding, mindful, engaging, and more than willing and eager to engage with those my equal or greater.

Are you?

SHORT VERSION:

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you… ~

SHORT VERSION:

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

SHORT VERSION:

I'm an out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

...hands grasping the headboard firmly as I part your silky smooth thighs, drawing my nails along your soft delicate skin, kissing and biting, stiff rough stubble causing you to wince, warm wet tip of my tongue slowly and aimlessly meandering.

Watching the delicate fabric of your panties stretched taut as your delectable pussy swells and throbs; her rich and musky perfume flooding my nostrils.

Treated to the pleasure of watching the slightest whisper of your dampness begin to permeate and darken your sexy panties. Reveling in the sight of that wetness beginning to grow as your arousal builds, saturating the soft material, hips lifting and squirming, straining for more substantive contact.

When I finally peel them aside, drenched and dripping, I want to see them slick and creamy with your arousal, your magnificent cunt in full bloom and on display.

I'm anxious to hear your deep and visceral groan as I lean forward, inhale deeply of your essence before extending my warm wet tongue and running the very tip as lightly as possible from your snug puckered anus along your dripping snug slit before flicking your proud stiff clit, making you audibly exhale.

My ring and fore fingers gently circling your glistening opening as you suffer and squirm. Feeling you flex and strain against my touch, succumbing to your desires as they begin to enter you at a painfully slow pace.

Loving the sensation of your body stretching and relaxing to accommodate my intrusion, each knuckle eliciting a deeply satisfying groan. My lips enveloping your throbbing clit, sucking as the tip of my tongue swirls and flicks. Feeling you out, learning and gauging your reactions to my touch.

My fingers eased fully into your tight wet depths, feeling them begin to work against one another in an almost scissor motion; forcing you to relax and accommodate their mass.

Your clit is now my pacifier, sucking and nursing on her as if she's the elixir of eternal youth. My tongue a frenzied blur as it oscillates across your now burning nub. My middle and ring fingers now begin to curl back along the roof of your slippery snug tunnel.

It takes but a moment before your body alerts me I've discovered your g spot, gasping as your hips lift, stomach flexing. I double my efforts, pressing in tight firm circles.

My left hand reaching up your body, fingertips along your ribs, grasping your stiff and sensitive nipple between them. Pinching and gently rolling her between them, the goose bumps spread like wildfire across your skin. The sensations complimenting and compounding one another.

Struggling to focus on any one you begin to slip away into a blissful tumult. Your breathing quick and shallow, stomach tight, chest heaving, hips thrusting and swaying as I focus upon your clit, still between my lips.

Ratcheting up the intensity of my suction, the pretext is clear is day, I want you to cum. I need you to cum. I'm going to make you cum for me. Force you to shudder and buck as you erupt and bless my mouth with your orgasm.

My fingers nearly lift you from the sheets as they pummel your g spot. Nipple red, burning, and throbbing, the intensity of my grasp increasing, the pain accenting the bliss. 

Your thighs opening and closing, fingers run through my hair, simultaneously pressing my face to your magnificent cunt and wanting to pry me away, the sensations nearly too great to bear. 

When you feel you can take no more I begin to softly hum. It starts lightly, you're not even aware of it, but as it grows and deepens the vibrations amplify my assault on your clit. It will be but a moment now.

The deep visceral vibrations of my lips set you off. The first domino falls and with it they all topple, you're sent tumbling and spiraling as you cry out.

Back arches and every fiber in your being bristles and flexes. Wave after wave of white hot blinding bliss begin crashing and washing over you. I can feel your cunt spasm and clench, gripping my fingers and nearly forcing them out with the intensity of your contractions.

Your whole body is covered in a glistening sheen of sweat. Breath haggard and hoarse, struggling to suck enough air into your lungs. Eyes clamped closed, mouth agape. Creamy rich nectar pouring and dripping from between your engorged lips, coating my face and chin in your wetness.

Delicately easing my fingers from your pussy as your climax begins to subside. Your clit now a raw and electrified nerve, every flick of my tongue resulting in a sudden shudder.

Babbling and pleading with me to stop, let you go limp and melt....?

I'm 5’10”, average build, good looking, confident, sharp, informed, direct, discreet, GGG, and experienced. Blessed with a busy and fulfilling life, I harbor no desire for a full fledged relationship at the moment, but find myself yearning for a fun indulgence.

From vanilla to wild, I'm open, flexible, and eager; what's drawn you here, what are you longing for?

I'd love to find a fun, exciting, passionate, and lighthearted distraction without disrupting or intruding upon either of our otherwise full, busy, and far too often dull lives.

I find myself in the Twin Cities several times a year, and if the prospect of a fun new 'friend' with whom you can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, share salacious texts and delectable encounters without fear of judgements or reprisals is enticing, I'm anxious to hear from you.

Take this opportunity to be bold, send me a DM, a simple 'Hello' more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured.

I'm open minded, respectful, find a broad range of women alluring, older, younger, single, attached, your situation is of no concern to me; this can be a one off fling or ongoing...

I look forward to hearing from you.

SHORT VERSION:

Out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits. None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

SHORT VERSION:

Out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

SHORT VERSION:

Out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local friend and lover to indulge in occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities. Focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

LONGER VERSION:

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

The bulk of my limited free time is occupied by reading, long walks and hikes, great music, and making and enjoying delicious food.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits.

None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts/Dresses/Panties/Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Voyeurism
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral/Facials/Cum Play
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

TLDR - Out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local partner for occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits. None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts, Dresses, Panties, Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

CONS

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…

TLDR - Out-of-town professional in search of a discreet, local partner for occasional, adventurous encounters during recurring visits to the Twin Cities focused upon building a confidential connection that prioritizes mutual privacy and carnal indulgences without disrupting either of our lives. 

Hi.

Thanks for double clicking upon my post from amongst this roiling sea of thirsty ads.

I’m a good looking, successful, and outwardly ‘normal’ guy whom everyone who knows me would be shocked to discover has authored and posted this.

Can the same be said of you?

I’m successful, content, and generally blessed with a great life. 

I’ve done the work to cultivate a bountiful garden, built an incredible kitchen, put in the hours to develop a deep culinary skill set, and reap the resultant rewards such a healthy and nourishing diet affords.

Despite this enviable position, I still find myself craving variety, the odd fast food binge or ordering off the menu at a bistro.

Is this sentiment something you relate to?

This isn’t my first rodeo, but it’s been a while since I’ve found a sustainable AP and I’ve found myself here, yearning for something fun, exciting, and passionate that doesn’t risk disrupting either of our REAL lives.

In full candor, I actually reside more than a thousand miles away, but travel to the Twin Cities several times a year to visit aging family; striving to make the trip at least once every three months.

While unorthodox and admittedly a bit of a hurdle, I’ve found the distance can offer an additional layer of OPSEC and helps maintain clear firewalls between this and our everyday lives. 

I recognize how crucial physical attraction is, that not everyone is drawn to the same magnetism, and I have pics I’m happy and willing to share, however, to protect both of our interests, their disclosure will be predicated upon a mutual rapport and establishment of OPSEC protocols.

While it's never been suggested that I should get an agent, I’m good looking and never struggled to land dates in my ‘single’ days. 

I’m an average height white man who is pretty active, although if I’m honest, would benefit from dropping 10-15 lbs, with short cropped hair and blue eyes.

I’m well educated and straddle the line between blue and white collar professionally, enjoying the benefits of both, which provides opportunities, satisfying challenges, a healthy work/life balance, and financial security while precluding me from the yachting demographic; my closet holds both tattered Carhartts and Italian wool suits.

I pride myself on being mindful, well read, and informed, have excellent taste in music, media, and design, and make great efforts to be direct, open minded, and remain GGG.

I’m thoughtful and charismatic, yet abhor superficial small talk and have never heard a joke I felt was too dark or offensive.

I hold open doors, say please and thank you, return my cart, tip well, volunteer my time and donate money to causes I believe in, and am useful in nearly any situation while also often perceived as stoic, aloof, and intense.

I’m open to sharing my ideas, beliefs, struggles, passions, desires, fantasies, politics, hobbies, etc, but won’t disclose details of my career, family, primary relationship, etc, nor will I burden you with any emotional baggage related to them.

To that end, I’m eager to learn about any aspect of your life you’re comfortable sharing, but am NOT willing or interested in supplanting your primary relationship, filling some deep void in your life, or becoming an emotional crutch for you to heave emotional baggage upon.

My aspiration is to create a private secret world within which we can drop all pretense, indulge, provoke, explore, share salacious desires, messages, and passionate encounters when I’m in town; all without fear of judgement, reprisal, or blow back upon our REAL lives.

While there are a plethora of valid reasons for why vanilla is a classic, the de-facto default flavor, it's sweet, creamy, and delicious; however, since we’re both hoping to order off menu, I would be elated to sample a more varied sexual smorgasbord of decadent morsels in our exploits. None of the following are hard requirements, and this is far from a comprehensive list, but some common themes of my sexual fantasies, interests and kinks involve:

• D/s Dynamics
• Dirty/Derogatory Talk
• Skirts, Dresses, Panties, Thigh Highs
• Strangers
• Public/Outdoor Encounters
• Age Play
• Cheating
• Spankings
• Oral
• Anal
• Facials
• Breeding
• Restraints/Shibari
• CNC/Free Use
• Orgasm Denial

Do you enjoy erotica?

In an effort to be transparent and candid, the following considerations may prove to be deal breakers, but are none the less true:

CONS

• I cannot host. I stay with the family I come to visit when I’m in town. Less than ideal I realize, but it is what it is. If you’re not in a position to have company, I’m very flexible and receptive to nearly any arrangement and am open to ideas ranging from discreet outdoor/car hook ups, office/workplace rendezvous, str/hotels, etc…
• I’m intact, I shoot loads filled with fertile sperm.
• I’m an HSV-1 carrier, oral cold sores. I’m entirely asymptomatic and have never actually had a cold sore, but have tested positive my entire life and likely contracted the virus in childhood. I’m completely drug and disease free otherwise and have no problem with condoms.

If anything I've written intrigues you, please take this opportunity to be bold and send me a message; I’m talking to you Ms Lurker - I'm anxious to hear from YOU.

I find an incredibly broad range of women alluring, I’m not hung up on any particular age range, race/ethnicity, body type, or relationship status/situation.

A simple "Hello" more than suffices, your respect and discretion are 100% assured. 

Send me a salutation, I’ll be back in the Minneapolis area again in a few weeks, and look forward to hearing from you…