How my gf made me a simp part 3
Hey guys! It's been a while since I shared a story about my gf and I so I thought I'd give you something pretty pathetic today
During our 2nd year of our relationship, I became a desperate simp to my gt and I would do anything to get her attention. So the other night at home, l begged her to sit on my face and I told her I would pay for each fart she would let out on my face (5$ per fart). My gf looked at me like a pathetic simp and of course agreed. Easiest money glitch...
She sat on my face heavily and every like 10 minutes she'd fart on my face and take money out of my wallet. At the end of the night she made around 100$ and I returned to my house smelling like farts and sweat.
I think out of all the stories I'm going to share, this is the most pathetic ones...
If you think I should have done something different please let me know and I would love some ideas to simp:)