u/Ihavequestions79

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

I’m open to FWB or even relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some company and chilled out fun.

Things I’m into as a dominant:

• Home invasion, interrogation, tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms. You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Massages
• CMNF/ENF
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking
• Age gap / Daddy Dom

as well as sfw like cuddling, kissing, stroking and open minded about most things

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism
• Service Submission

If you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. So if you’re a sub that is either experienced and knows what they want and might be willing to help a dom evolve, or if you’re new to submission and would like to explore together, I’d love to hear from you. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

If you’d like to have your breasts played with, massaged, teased, stroked, tweaked, sucked or something more intense, send me your age and location and maybe we can fulfill our mutual needs. I'm told I have magic hands.

A reference from a previous satisfied recipient:

"Some people don't know how to play with them and squish them hard and rough and in 2 minutes I am in pain. With you I can go hours and days full pleasure and have nipple orgasm too."

If you’d like to have your breasts played with, massaged, teased, stroked, tweaked, sucked or something more intense, send me your age and location and maybe we can fulfill our mutual needs. I'm told I have magic hands.

A reference from a previous satisfied recipient:

"Some people don't know how to play with them and squish them hard and rough and in 2 minutes I am in pain. With you I can go hours and days full pleasure and have nipple orgasm too."

If you'd like to be groped, to whatever level you desire, and are in or around Essex UK, my hands are at your disposal.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

Last year I briefly got to experience this and found that I loved being the nurturing, guiding figure, being able to envelop her in my arms, cuddle her, play with her...can be daddy dom or not.

Love a clingy, affectionate girl.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

To date I’ve mostly been a pleasure dom so lots of experience with that, including pleasure that can turn to torture. I recently got to experience more hardcore domination such as impact, using a slave, exposing her and making her serve me which I loved. I thought that would turn into regular meets and I would get the chance to evolve with a person that I felt comfortable with but unfortunately not. I’m not naturally sadistic as in real life I’m a kind and caring guy but would like to find out what I could be capable of

I’m open to FWB or even a relationship if it happens but ultimately would like some fun and exploration. Would prefer it to be ongoing rather than one offs so we get comfortable with each other and really get into the roles as I, or both of us, develop

Things I’m into as a dominant include:

• CMNF / ENF / Forced nudity / Inspection
• Interrogation You walk into the wrong room, you're grabbed, tied, blindfolded and interrogated with various forms of "torture" to get information out of you, maybe information you have, maybe information you DON'T have. Let's see how long you can last. How many orgasms you can take before you break and tell me everything I want to know!
• Tickling, overstimulation and forced orgasms.
• Edging / teasing
• Toys
• Breast play
• Aspects of cnc
• Spanking / impact
• Age gap / Daddy Dom
• Service Submission
• Furniture use

as well as sfw stuff like cuddling, kissing, stroking and after care.

Curious about / wanting to do:

• FFM   
• Hot tub fun   
• Events/Parties  
• Cucking / dominating a couple
• Free use
• Public play
• Exhibitionism

I’m open minded about most things so if you're into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

Yes I know I post this a lot but I get a lot of great chats from it even if most of them go nowhere.  So if you don't like it please just do the mature thing and, to paraphrase Dionne Warwick, scroll on by.

After enough chat and maybe social meets until everyone is happy, I come for a day/evening or for a weekend and basically take control of you and your home whilst I'm there. This can be a cuck scenario where the female is a middle and the male is humiliated and serves us or both can be submissive and my servants for the weekend. Or we can just hang out for the weekend but In all cases myself and the female are intimate all weekend in various ways.

This can involve:

• Psychological and physical humiliation, verbal degradation, general domination such as one or both being told when to strip, being kept naked the whole time, restraint, rules, punishments, blackmail etc. 
• The cuck or couple being my servants. Waiting on me, maybe set tasks such as washing my car etc. 
• The female and I playing on the sofa in front of the male. 
• The female and I go out for the evening, either alone or with the male watching from a distance. See my other posts for more ideas on public stuff. 
• Myself and the female sleeping in the "marital bed" whilst the male sleeps on the floor or in another room. We summon you to bring us tea and breakfast knowing that we've f**ked. One guy liked the idea of being tied up in another room listening. 
• Maybe some forced bi sexuality depending on the circumstances of the participants.

 

This works even better if you're fitter, better looking or more hung than me.

All of this would be thoroughly discussed in advance, boundaries set and tailored to everyone's fantasies. I'd be keen to hear anyone's experiences of this sort of thing or other ideas.

Please though be mature enough not to ghost. I'm a decent guy and don't mind if you change your mind or want to stop talking but would prefer you to say something like an adult.

DM's open but please only message if you're interested in doing this (or anything like it) and your wife/partner is already onboard. If you just want to get your rocks off because your partner either isn't into this or doesn't know about your kink, please just read and comment.

If you like this, check out my other posts too.

Yes I know I post this a lot but I get a lot of great chats from it even if most of them go nowhere.  So if you don't like it please just do the mature thing and, to paraphrase Dionne Warwick, scroll on by.

Picture this. You book a hotel room. You and your wife/gf turn up and wait in reception. You kiss and make it obvious that you're a couple. I then come in, put my arm around your wife/gf, maybe one hand on her butt, whilst you check us in and pay for the room. Then you leave and I take her to the room. Everyone in reception, staff, other people etc, will see me take your wife/gf to a room and you go home alone. Works even better if she takes off her wedding ring and gives it to you before you leave.

Later I take your wife/gf out for dinner, a pub would work best for this. You meet us there and go in with your wife/gf and then I come in later and we again do the reception thing. You make it obvious you're a couple, I then come in, touch her, maybe kiss her and take her to a table to have dinner whilst you watch from the bar. Your wife/gf and I laugh, hold hands and are touchy feely as we have dinner. When we're done we send you the bill and make it as obvious as possible. As we leave she waves to you and I smile at you. You then go home alone to imagine what your wife/gf and I are doing.

The next day you wait for us in reception, you check us out, maybe she tells you loudly how I'm so much better than you, I kiss her goodbye and leave and then you leave with her.

This works even better if you're better looking than me, fitter than me, bigger than me etc. But I still got your girl.

Other ideas:

You guys arrive at a pub/bar, make it obvious you're a couple. I arrive, put my hand on her butt, kiss her and her and I go to a table to cuddle whilst you get the drinks. We make you sit on the other side of the table in silence as she and I get acquainted. We use you to go and get our drinks all night, maybe at some point I send you to another table and then summon you when we need a refill.

Maybe neither of you know what I look like. I watch you from the bar and when he goes to the toilet, I causally join her at the table and am there when he gets back. Or I slip her a note and see if she tells him when he comes back. Gradually over the evening every time you leave the table I swoop in until eventually you come back and she and I are gone.

Any more ideas?