u/Rubenesque_Riot

You used to get pizza for reading. Now you get to impress me.

If you remember Book-It, you already understand the concept.

Read → earn reward → feel slightly accomplished.
Except,
You don’t get stickers.
You don’t get pizza.

You get my attention.

💳 ENTRY LEVEL
$20 — Reading Assignment
You submit a short intake. I evaluate your answers and assign you a book based on your actual reading patterns, attention span, and taste—not what you think you like.

📖 ADVANCED LEVEL
$50 — Book Report Review (optional)
For those who complete their assignment and want feedback, you can submit a structured reading response. I review it and respond with critique, analysis, or adjustment for your next assignment.

And yes, there’s a reason it feels slightly nostalgic.
You were easier to train when there were incentives.

APPLICATION PROCESS

STEP 1 — Submit Entry Tribute
💳 $20 via Throne

STEP 2 — Complete Reader Profile
📚 Full assessment required
Reader Assessment Form

STEP 3 — Review Period
⏳ Applications enter a 48-hour evaluation window before placement and assignment.

The concept is simple:

📖 Read
📝 Report
🎓 Earn continued access

No stickers.
No personal pan pizza.
Just curated assignments, direct critique, and the privilege of having me decide what deserves your attention.

💳 ENTRY LEVEL — $20
Reading Assignment Admission

Submit your tribute via Throne + complete a Reader Profile.

I evaluate:
• reading habits
• attention span
• taste level
• consistency
• literary compatibility

Then I assign your book personally.

You might end up with:
🧚 a smutty faerie romance you devour in one night
📓 contemporary literature that leaves you emotionally ruined for a week
🕯 dark academia
🔪 obsessive character studies
💌 uncomfortable romance
📚 classic literature you should’ve read already
—or something in between.

Not based on what’s trending.
Not based on what you think makes you look intelligent.
Based on what I decide you need.

Some of you have spent years reading badly.
Very few people are lucky enough to be corrected.

📖 ADVANCED LEVEL — $50
Book Report Review

Finish your assignment and submit a structured reading response for evaluation.

I’ll review:
• comprehension
• interpretation
• effort
• attention to detail

Selected reports receive critique, commentary, analysis, and future assignment recommendations.

You were always easier to train when someone smarter was keeping score.

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APPLICATION PROCESS

STEP 1 — Submit Entry Tribute
💳 $20 via Throne

STEP 2 — Complete Reader Profile
📚 Full assessment required
Reader Assessment Form

STEP 3 — Review Period
⏳ Applications enter a 48-hour evaluation window before placement and assignment.

I need to make a withdrawal ASAP

I want to see who comes out on top!

Hurry and catch up