u/Sad-Balance8195

Anyone else Jerk Off last night

I did!!!!

I was sooooo fn horney after being on Reddit all day talking commenting chatting seeing naked women

I had a massive wet spot in my underwear by the time I got home then went worked out get even more horney seeing super sexy woman not wearing much clothes and with hard nipples lots of vpls it was insane but I made it home the wife was out with my daughter at a softball game took a shower jumped in my bed butt naked grabbed my toy and I was already hard I think I lasted maybe 5 minutes and then blew a massive load all over my belly I laid there for a few minutes as my cock got soft cum all over my belly and just thought about the day!!!!

Cleaned up ate some dinner and just chilled out it was a good night!!!

How was everyone's else's night!??!

Have you masterbated to someone you wernt really attracted to?

So today was kinda weird Im jacking off and started fantasizing about my Daughter's Boyfriends Dad's girlfriend!!!! Shes really not that attractive to me and never looked at this women in that way but today I seen her she had on these short shorts and her giant boobs were sticking outta her top.

So when I was jacking it later in the day I was thinking about her pulling it faster and faster next I know I was moaning her name as I came!!!

Weird!!

This ever happened to anyone else???

Soooo I had hurt my back really bad had to go to a chiropractor for literally the first time in my life

So when i went to the first appointment and the nurse who worked the front desk she was kinda pretty but a fn total bitch!!!!! Anyway So I wasn't thinking when I went to my first appointment I was wearing these light blue string bikini underwear and the doctor wanted to do like electric like shocks on my back sooo when the nurse hooked up the pads or whatever u call them things I can imagine her shock when she pulled my pants back to put the pads on where my bikinis had kinda krept up my ass and a had a pretty good wedgie but she was a t cool and a professional didn't really say anything but she did come back to check on me like 2 or 3 times!!!

One my next appointment the nurse at the desk was still a bitch but a different nurse hooked me to the machine this time I had on like green bikinis a little more skimpy definitely up my butt again this nurse again professional didn't say anything pretty cool about it she checked on me like 3 or 4 times

Next appointment I knew these ladies were liking what they saw sooo the desk nurse was a little nicer this time I had a 3rd different nurse hook me up this time I wore on purpose a ref string bikini and before I went into the office I on purpose pulled them.up my ass!!! And same thing the nurse hooded me up checked on me like 3 or 4 times

Next opponent this was my last appointment the nurse at the front was a total bitch my first few appointment was totally nice calling we sweetheart and honey the doctor said I was good everything was back to normal whatever whatever and if I wanted the treatment I could have it the former bitch nurse said ohhh yeah ill set u up!!! I bet the other nurses told her about me and ahe wanted to see for herself but I was like no thank you im good and I left!!!

Ha ha F her!!! See u wanna act like a bitch this is what happens!!!

It was kinda hot!! I definitely enjoyed my time in more ways than one!!!

Question for the guys or even ladies

Whats the fastest you've ever came or had someone cum???

Ill go first its happend a few times im not ashamed of it... but this one time I was with a girl she was super hot it had been awhile since id ya know gotten laid things were hot making out for play the hole thing i was pretty excited ya know and I stuck it in literally after maybe 2 or 3 pumps I came!!!

I was kinda embarrassed about it i played it cool 😎

Went down on her she got hers and she wasn't upset about it!!!

Another time kinda simulator situation i lasted maybe 5 or 6 pumps than came!!!

But again went down on her she got hers it was all good!!! Ha ha good thing I have good tongue 👅

Game or man id literally be screwed 😂🤣😅😅

Here a confession...

I have a female best friend i am a male(50s)

She is a female(29) we meet at work as just co workers then we started working in the same department then we started working together in the same department soooo u can kinda see where this is going!! We became very very close after working together for pretty close for 3 years! In that 3 years time we had confessions about everything from like doing daily chores to cooking to yes you guessed it sex and masterbation!! Then she left the company but we stayed in touch talked almost every day about everything from soup to nuts and yes sex and masterbation mostly me and my masterbating habbits but one day she just came ou/a the blue and told me she masterbated!!! I was shocked and turned on a little because through all the conversations she had NEVER EVER mentioned one time she had ever masterbated!!! I was soooo turned on for literally the first time i masterbated thinking about her and I came hard!!! Never thought it would happen!! Then I felt a little guilty ya post nut clarity and it was like a few days later I told her about the fact I jerked off thinking about her... she was actually ok with it she was like I cant stop you about fantasizing about who ever you want to even me!!

So I masterbated to her multiple times since and I kinda want her bad!!!! But but shes engaged and im Married soooooo there is a problem!!!

And she is kinda made rules like no nudes no sexting stuff like that... but she know I want her and she has made comments she wants me to sooo that makes me cum ever harder!!!

But I don't think it'll ever happen it'll just be my fantasy!!!!

Here is something I did a few months back

Soooo I was on my way home from work and it was already dark I was feeling horney at work so I decided It couldn't wait till I got home so I decided to jack off on the way home!! Soooo as I was driving (yes I totally understand its stupid and probably shouldn't do it but that makes it more naughty)

I start jacking off so as im doing it im driving past people looking at them while I literally have my hard cock in my hand! Sooo im getting close getting ohhhhh sooo close just as I was about to cum i look over at and there was a lady driving next to me and she smiled!!! Just then i freaking came!!!

I was making the im cuuummmiiinng face!!

Did she know what I was doing!?!?

Was she just being nice!?!?

Idk but it was pretty hot!!!!

DM me to talk and have some fun!!!!!